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Sep 3, 2003

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Cyrano4747 posted:

You'd be amazed how little low-level informants and spies get for their trouble. The Rosenbergs and a bunch of the people who were charged in conjunction with their case were alleged to have gotten pathetic little dribbles of $500 here, a couple thousand there, etc. all adding up to maybe somewhere in the low five-figures for each person. Admittedly those are 1940s dollars, so figure maybe low six-figures today, but not nearly enough to go to the electric chair over.

I don't think what they got paid matters as much as what they provided, when it came to their sentencing.

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Sep 3, 2003

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Depending on the extent to which their systems are hardened, that directed energy weapon could be devastating against warships.

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Sep 3, 2003

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http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

This link came up on a Goon gaming jabber server. It allows you to get a sense of just how much space nuclear weapons can affect by overlaying blast radii on top of Google Maps. It was rather chilling to discover that a third of my home province can be covered by the largest yield device.

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Sep 3, 2003

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evil_bunnY posted:

If you nerds had listened when the teacher taught about displacement you'd have stuck bubble wrap in the hulls like the cook kids.

Or bought the lego kits that came with waterproof hulls and mounting points for small battery powered motors.

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Sep 3, 2003

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Sjurygg posted:

On the bright side, one of the perks of operating the Leo in an Arctic climate is that you can just drape one side of your tent over the engine hull and it'll keep your inside temperature nice and snug all night long even in a crispy winter.

I talked to an old Canadian Centurion crewman who said that setting up a sleeping pad over top of the engine compartment at night was a great way to keep warm. That, and the remarkable ease of gunlaying were the his two favourite features of a tank he referred to as an "Agony Wagon" for the hellish torment it put its crew through while driving.

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grover posted:

Boeing build 15 YB-17/B-17As, 39 B-17Bs, 38 B-17Cs, and 42 B-17Ds all of which were pre-war early production aircraft the war department was begging congress for, each instantly rendered obsolete when the next version came out. I recall reading these were all relegated to secondary (non-strategic bombing) missions once B-17F/G became available. And yeah, production ramped up considerably once US got involved in the war and decided to strategic bomb Germany into submission.

...Except the strategic bombing campaign didn't really bomb Germany into submission. Germany's war production, the primary target of allied strategic bombing, hit its all-time peak in July 1944 and only really began to fall away once the Reich started to lose territory in the East and West as the allies took it. Arguably, the campaign's greatest accomplishments were to 1) tie up an enormous number of interceptor aircraft and then draw them out to be destroyed, and 2) tie up an enormous number of high-velocity guns (somewhere around 100k of them as I recall) and prevent them from being used to blunt the Russians in the East.

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priznat posted:

Sooooo Sikorsky is up to $86million in late penalties with the CH-148 Cyclone contract for the Royal Canadian Air Force.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/06/24/u-s-aerospace-giant-racks-up-millions-in-fines-over-delayed-chopper-deal-with-canadian-military/

I think this is in addition to $89million in penalties that were accrued earlier but got waived by the gov't for some reason. Already the project is 4 years late in replacing helicopters which were originally scheduled to be replaced in the 90s. loving procurements are such a god drat mess :mad:

The choice to go with these is yet another governmental fuckup, honestly why not get something that is already a tried and true airframe in service elsewhere but noooooooooooo.

It has been said, and with good reason, that the Canadian Forces would struggle to procure chlamydia in a whorehouse.

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mlmp08 posted:

DFAS is quick to take and slow to pay. I've been fortunate in only being shorted by DFAS twice, once to the tune of $250/mo which took about 3 months to fix, and once by about $100/mo which they actually fixed automatically the next month. One of our Soldier's pay got all kinds of hosed up when our CSM put him on a ship transiting from one of the Carolinas to Bahrain, during which time the Soldier's contract ran out. :suicide:

Travel vouchers are a whole different ball game. It took them roughly 6 months to pay me $5,000 worth of travel which I had to cover out of pocket in the meantime. Fortunately, I could do that without missing bills, but technically any time you travel, you sign something saying that if the government fucks up and doesn't pay in time, you have to cover it out of pocket. If I'd had less money available, I wouldn't be able to cover the bills, but my command would be allowed to hound me about it and give me negative reviews, and the credit card company could harm my credit. A coworker of mine just got $1500 he was owed from 14 months ago, due to travel. When new personnel join my cell, which travels quite a bit, we warn them to set aside a few thousand dollars in case of travel fuckups.

edit: the people who suddenly get paid triple salary, spend it all, then cry about it when the government gives them a "no pay due" paycheck when they figure out they have been overpaying the employee are idiots.

Canada uses PeopleSoft to manage its pay system, and aside from the implementation surrounding this system several years ago from what I have seen there have been relatively few fuckups, but we're also only paying around 90-100k Regular Force and Reserve personnel.

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Well, it kind of was. sonar and surface radar getting the kinks worked out is a huge part of what hosed over the U-Boat fleet in WW2 so badly.

That said, there are a few different ways that the ocean itself can gently caress with sonar. Water temperature does wonky poo poo to how sound bounces around and refracts in it, and getting under the thermocline was pretty much step #1 for submarines that had a destroyer above them just pinging away like mad. Depending on the quality/resolution of the sonar you can also use physical objects to hide yourself if you're in shallow enough water. Get down to where you can belly up to the ocean floor and do your best impersonation of a rock.

Note that I am not a submariner and most of this is based on reading too many accounts of WW2 era boats in the Pacific and Atlantic theaters as a kid, so it's probably super out of date and inaccurate to begin with. Use/believe at your own risk, consult with your family physician before beginning any deep-sea evasion regimen, etc.

There were definitely some water column refraction issues off the coast of Canada during the war that affected SONAR. I don't think those were properly figured out until late 1944.

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Dead Reckoning posted:

What sort of swans do they have where you live? Like, what weird-rear end swans or heavy acid have to be involved to look at a giant, wide bodied, swept wing jet fighter with canards and a tail boom thundering across the sky and think

I wish the swans that lived where I grew up fit that description. That'd be pretty awesome.

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Sep 3, 2003

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It's been a bad year for collisions and the like. ATHABASKAN wound up draped over some rocks while under tow from the refit yard in Quebec, and WINNIPEG got rammed by a large deep sea trawler while alongside in Victoria. Both are apparently almost totally repaired; ATHABASKAN's got sea trials starting in a few days.

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Flikken posted:

was that the way they were trained AT THAT TIME though? I was told by a DC guy that damage control training and SOP changed drastically after Forrestal and Enterprise.

Canada had a serious engine room fire in HMCS KOOTENAY in the 60s that forced us to make some serious changes to how DC was handled. As memory serves, it went from "that's what a few guys in the engine room do" to "that's what everyone loving does until we stop burning/sinking."

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priznat posted:

Starfighters had terrible loss rates but a lot of that was using them improperly. They're pretty cool looking.

Is that the one pilots and crews nicknamed "Lawn Dart?"

If it is that's something I'd sooner not fly, personally.

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FrozenVent posted:

I miss when Discovery and History channel aired actual documentaries. Nowadays it's just "After the End", Pawn Stars knock off #46, Mythbuster Knock Off #192 and Canada's Worst Driver... Ok, Canada's Worst Driver is redeemable on account of being funny as poo poo.

Don't forget "Ancient Aliens" and other similar bullshit.

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Sep 3, 2003

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Anyone else see a toilet on a pylon on that Skyraider's wing?

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grover posted:

:thejoke: I really hope the whole crew involved took dumps in that before strapping it on.

According to one of my uncles (who was an RCN/RCAF pilot aeons ago) Canadian Sea King crews used to... uh... "refill" boxed lunches with their own additions and then drop them out of the sonar buoy chute while flying over the Soviet SIGINT trawlers usually loitering around Halifax.

At least, I hope they were Soviet SIGINT trawlers.

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grover posted:

Way to just spoonfeed enemy spies critical intelligence on fleet nutritional readiness :colbert:

Having eaten a CF issued boxed lunch on many occasions, I can tell you that one filled with excrement is a marked improvement over what they initially contain.

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Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm sure 'all-weather' was thrown in there, too.

Super-low-level flight is hard as hell in the best of conditions, when the B-52 was switched from high- to low- altitude strike profiles they had a bunch flat out break apart from the stresses before they figured out what needed changing.

One of the British V bombers, the Valiant, developed serious stress fractures from it being forced into the low-level strike missions that the RAF had it flying. It was taken off of nuclear missions as a result about 10 years after being introduced.

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Cyrano4747 posted:

I agree wholeheartedly and think that it's doubly bullshit when the person being honored is still alive. At least Reagan was dead by the time he got his boat, but the GHW Bush? Come the gently caress on.

That said, at least they're moving back towards recycling previous boats names, including one that just needs to be afloat. CVN-79 is going to be the USS JFK and CVN-80 is going to be USS Enterprise.

About loving time we have another Enterprise. :colbert:

Apparently every hull from CVN-80 onward will perpetuate a WW2 carrier.

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Sep 3, 2003

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Mortabis posted:

We named a sub after Jimmy Carter who was an objectively worse president (hell at least it was a sub so it's out of sight) so meh on the Gerald Ford thing.

Personally I think we should name carriers after states.

States would make sense, though to be fair at least the presidents in question had at least some connection to the USN.

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Throatwarbler posted:

How could anybody seriously believe there was a "gap" of any kind of ship with the USSR? Didn't the USSR only start really building a navy in the late Brezhnev era?

The USSR had pretty consistently maintained a strong submarine service, and had great masses of destroyers and cruisers as well but didn't really contemplate building something analogous to a USN supercarrier until the late 70s or early 80s. That said, the West also fairly consistently overestimated Soviet military might for most of the Cold War (see, for instance, the grossly inflated figures for nuclear weapons in general, and ICBMs in particular).

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Agean90 posted:

You do realize Grad Teton is french for Giant Tit, right?

What's more American than big ol' titties?

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During the Apr battle the need for a second MG was felt, as angry little men climbed on the top of the tks and beat on the hatches with fists and rifle butts. One answer was to charge through a mud house, but this was NOT thought to be the real answer, as it increased the shortage of houses already made obvious by zealous gunners. It was thought further that it was better to stop people getting on in the first place.

This is beautiful. Military publications have lost something in the past few decades.

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Sep 3, 2003

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25497013

Mikhail Kalashnikov died today, at the tender age of 94.

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Sep 3, 2003

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Hah, so the East German model then :haw: More-or-less single party politics backed up by the continued presence via long-term basing of a big loving army owned by a recent occupier and only slightly less recent enemy.

Learn something every day.

Japan's major political parties prior to WW2 were also literally the Imperial Army and the Imperial Navy, for what it's worth. Military expenditure had so completely consumed the Japanese government that the rival services formed political parties to better ensure that they got the resources they needed.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25753040

Further problems with the ballistic missile crowd in the USAF, I gather.

That said, my dad's parent's survived the German occupation of the Netherlands. Several of their family members were not so lucky. Oma's family was quite active in the resistance and she lost at least one cousin to the old fake surrender trick that some German troops pulled during the latter days of the Second World War. Opa's family sheltered Jews who were trying to flee continental Europe, or at least stay out of the clutches of the Nazis. Opa and his siblings were always told that the people staying with them were relatives whose homes had been destroyed by bombing-- they never knew who they really were. About 20 years ago, the son of one of the couples that passed through Opa's home contacted him to say thank you and to hopefully let his parents (who were by that point long dead) know that they had survived, had a family and made a very nice life for themselves. There was at least one other couple, but I don't think anyone ever heard from them again. I hope that they made it away and lived a long and happy life together, but we just don't know.

Mum's family were farmers in Atlantic Canada. They could have opted to largely remained on the farm as there was an exemption from the draft for farm labour but my great-grandfather was something of a tyrant and by the sounds of things everyone got out as soon as they could. A couple of my great uncles joined the army and saw heavy combat along the Rhine, another was an engineer in the navy, two of my aunts (both of whom were beyond brilliant) did code work for the RCN and the last that served joined the RCAF as a firefighter and did a lot of rescue and recovery work during the Blitz. He went overseas in 1939 not long after having gotten engaged and came back in 1946 to discover that his fiancee had married another man and had children... without bothering to tell him otherwise. He never recovered from the war or that and ended his life in the 60s, with the family spending the next fifty years in denial. We only found out what truly happened a couple of years ago.

I had a maternal great grandfather fight at Vimy Ridge in 1917 too, but that's a story for another day.

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Cyrano4747 posted:

poo poo, the military's been spouting lines like that since time immemorial.

:mil101: The next generation of heavy bombers is going to fly so high, so fast, and have so many guns on it that escorts will be completely unneeded even during daylight attacks! With our new precision bomb sights we can practically put a bomb in a pickle barrel from 20,000 feet with little collateral damage!

*world war 2 happens*

During the interwar period the loss of three RN battlecruisers at Jutland was closely analyzed to figure out what went wrong and hopefully fix the remaining vessels so that they didn't suffer similar fates. Piss-poor protection over the magazines was found to be a major determining factor, but meaningful armour refits were rejected in the 20s and 30s on the grounds that "enemy shells have no business in British magazines." Mercifully, some of them got refits in the early 40s that largely corrected the issue, but HMS HOOD didn't and... welp.

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Sperglord Actual posted:

There have been some avowed Maoists running an insurgency in parts of India for a while, if memory serves.


There are some in the Himalayas as well. Apparently they use whatever they can get their hands on in terms of weapons, including ancient British muzzle-loaders.

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A couple of days old, but Dassault has been pitching the Rafale to Canada in a pretty aggressive way as a vastly less expensive alternative to the F-35:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/dassault-aviation-ramps-up-cf-18-replacement-pitch-1.2507029

There are also rumblings that elements of the new single-class surface combatant for the RCN will also be based on some of the newer frigates in French service as well, particularly the high use of automation to reduce crew size. Our new oilers are a German design, too.

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Nebakenezzer posted:

Not surprising. As a cost saving measure in the 90s, the Liberals closed the naval architecture office, so Canada lost the ability to design new naval vessels.

That and the restrictions on American arms exports has forced the RCN to look elsewhere for its needs. The recent FELEX program was affected by that I think.

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fuf posted:

drat that's a weird one. I didn't know POWs could join the Foreign Legion after the war.

I seem to recall hearing somewhere that the post-war Legion had a lot of former Wehrmacht and SS members in it, though I can't verify that to a certainty.

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ProfessorCurly posted:


There is a fairly famous interview with a P-47 pilot who describes the effect x8 Brownings had on a column of horse drawn transports. "Blender" is the word that comes to mind.

My grandfather grew up in occupied Holland and remembers very clearly walking down a road with a friend while a German convoy passed, mostly carrying looted goods. All along the side of the road were remains of other convoys that had been strafed over the preceding few days, including earlier that morning. Sure enough, as they were shuffling along they heard the drone of aircraft engines and all hell broke loose as everyone dove for the ditches or ran like hell. Opa and his friend dove into a ditch and wound up landing in what had presumably been a couple of German soldiers until something powerful had more or less turned them to pulp. He would have been about 13 at the time.

My great uncle was about the same age when he snuck off to watch the Canadians assault a German radar emplacement not far from where he grew up. He watched a rather odd looking tank towing a trailer roll up to the trench works occupied by the Germans and saw a massive gout of flame shoot from its front. It was a flamethrower, and he has told me that after hearing a couple of dozen Germans burn to death that he cannot bring himself to hate them. He and his family suffered during the war, but so did those men and as far as he is concerned hate is what helped bring about that whole mess in the first place.


On the subject of myths of the Second World War, this video came up earlier in the thread and is excellent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Clz27nghIg

What shocked me is the notion that at the start of Barbarossa a massive tank battle took place that far eclipsed Kursk in terms of raw numbers, and yet not a thing has been written of it.

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FrozenVent posted:

"First to Fire" might be my new favorite military motto.

I've seen "It flies, it dies" on Canadian AD unit shirts.

They're real popular in air bases like Greenwood.

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Beardless posted:

Berlin Wall hell, I was born a few months after Desert Storm.

Desert Storm happened when I was in Grade 2 or 3.

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Nebakenezzer posted:

Now here is a dumb question: is the Blackbird black naturally, thanks to its Titanium alloy? Or is it painted black?

Paint. Titanium is normally a pale silver, as i recall.

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Sep 3, 2003

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VikingSkull posted:

Nope, the scariest is North Korea. Those motherfuckers are gonna use one one of these days.

Even Pakistan and India know deep down that nukes are bad and not to be actually for real used on something, the North Koreans are comic book batshit insane villain types.

The thing that worries me about North Korea is that I doubt they really understand the kind of devastation that comes with a nuclear weapon-- for their target, or themselves.

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It probably has less meaning to someone that isn't Canadian, but Vimy Ridge near Arras is well worth a visit. There are preserved trenchworks up there as well as the monument, war cemeteries and dozens of other things to do. It's also unearthly quiet.

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I saw today that the US Army maintains a few ships for transport use, namely its Theater Support Vessel program (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAV_Spearhead_(TSV-X1)). Knowing how territorial the various services are, how does the USN tolerate this, and who provides the crews?

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Pretty sure that the main selling point of the Zumwalt class was its gun system and fire support capabilities (and capacity for upgrades to things like lasers and rail guns).

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Considering Lyndon "Jumbo" Johnson's propensities for public urination, philandering and often very literal dick-swinging, naming an extra-large surface naval combatant of dubious value after him is hilariously apt. Hopefully the poor cruiser has a better service record than LBJ did.

Warships often have multiple nicknames, often derogatory, sometimes in jest, sometimes not. For Enterprise I always liked the simple 'The Prize', as in telling poor nukes that got assigned to it straight out of nuke school "Congratulations! You won The Prize!" as a way of rubbing in that they just got possibly the worst nuke billet in the fleet.

Why was Enterprise the worst billet? Was she especially horrific to maintain?

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