Volte posted:For Christmas my parents got me gloves, a pair of running shoes, a set of drums, a piano, a skateboard, a bicycle, 10 rock climbing lessons, a ladder, a hammer, a pair of scissors, and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I have no arms or legs. They know this.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:48 |
I would consider dating an FTM, MTF's are out of the question though. In all likelihood I'd probably never have to make that choice unless I go looking for it, though, so this is all speculative.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:01 |
._. the fag bleach
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:05 |
lmao
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:05 |
A stained fleece from a lover, a fleece with "fag" written on it, in bleach. Doc, stop me if you've heard this story before.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:05 |
Autism Sundae posted:lmao holy poo poo
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:07 |
A fleece with fag written on it in bleach. A fleece that drove me to suicide
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:08 |
Autism Sundae posted:lmao
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:08 |
i had an idea for an effort flag recently but i forgot it
I Have Sigs Off |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:09 |
Bodybuilding Virgin 420 posted:A stained fleece from a lover, a fleece with "fag" written on it, in bleach. Doc, stop me if you've heard this story before.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:11 |
Giovanni Qobras posted:i had an idea for an effort flag recently but i forgot it
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:12 |
i bet there's another stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on inside
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:12 |
i don't understand goons' obsessions with being liked
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:33 |
Rusty and Randy posted:i don't understand goons' obsessions with being liked judging by your reception in this forum... hahabb... just kidding mate. hopre we're good.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:37 |
Iluvlortab posted:I remember sneezing in a health class and spraying boogers everywhere. I was labeled and ridiculed for a while until I farted in gym. Then I was that guy who farted in gym. 3 years of poo poo, ridicule, and pain. I reviled middle school. Hey, at least in Highschool I was unknown and part of the cool Dungeons and Dragons club. yeah.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:37 |
Autism Sundae posted:My younger brother and I haven't always been on the best of terms. He's a rude, anti-intellectual, raging homophobic (to the point where if he even sees any "of the queer" he lets out a muffled yell and flips the channel/crosses the street/averts his gaze), anti-semite with a huge entitlement complex that he has mostly because he makes a lot of money at the Ferrari repair shop he works at. The fact that I'm a liberal art student doesn't help matters either. |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:38 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:38 |
My worst years were actually elementary school and leading into Middle School.
I was borderline suicidal due to the local podunk hillbilly fuckers, teaching staff and generally, well, everyone in the community I lived in at the time in Fayette County Georgia giving myself and my parents hell once it somehow got out in the community that my dad had been married before and the woman I thought of as my mom wasn't actually my biological mother. Lots of "Go away, Wade Wilson, your own mother didn't want you, what makes you think anyone here wants anything to do with you!" from the kids and "No, you cannot ride your bike on the sidewalk in front of my house on your way to the neighborhood pool, stay in your yard or ride in the street. Why are you going to the pool anyway? Nobody there wants to swim in the same pool as you. If you got a cramp you'd probably drown because nobody is going to help you, so just stay home" from rear end in a top hat grown up neighbors that would push me off my bike, deliver that line, then later deny it when questioned by my parents about it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:39 |
Stained Fleece Bleach Fag
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:39 |
Hillbilly Fuckers
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:41 |
I tried emailing support@somethingawful.com about this and got an automatic message my email's delivery was "delayed" for two days, and two days later that "the recipient did not accept our requests to connect."
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:41 |
Autism Sundae posted:My worst years were actually elementary school and leading into Middle School. |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:42 |
The Downfall posted:get out of my forum |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:43 |
The Downfall posted:get the gently caress out |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:43 |
The Downfall posted:yoou loving idiot
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:44 |
ahhh a sweater. at least this is better than last years "24 bottle opener keychains i stole from the zoo gift shop" gift he gave me last year
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:49 |
The Downfall posted:lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:50 |
katie did you borrow my fag fleece without asking
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:55 |
Skylark posted:katie did you borrow my fag fleece without asking |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:57 |
Well at least with the fag fleece I'll save money on nametag stickers
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:57 |
no im a federal agent. yeah its real look it up.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:58 |
Autism Sundae posted:no im a federal agent. yeah its real look it up.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:59 |
FAG jacket seems to cause all cells within 10 ft of me to blare out Smash Mouth ring tones
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:00 |
I was always the cute/lovable desperate moron. I'd see my classmates in the mall holding hands, and think about how much I'd love to have someone to hold hands with.
I probably wanted a girlfriend more than anyone I knew. My level of desperation was way off par with my looks. I could have had it worse. I could have been an overweight, pimple faced aspie in middle school, but would that actually be worse? Seriously, what could be worse than having all the ammo, but being too big a pussy to actually fight? I've had girls I went to middle/high school with tell me recently that I was really cute in middle school, and I could have had my pick. NOPE! I sat in the middle of math class next to Jill. I creepily daydreamed about her during class, and would glance over at her every now and then. One day she shot me a smile! I came to find that Jill never had a boy friend, never hosed, never kissed, was emotionally damaged, every guy in her life treated her like poo poo, alone, sweet, caring, loving everything that makes up an easy/non-intimidating "first date" kinda girl. I sat through that math class, and stared at the clock every day like a dedicated pussy.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:05 |
Autism Sundae posted:I was always the cute/lovable desperate moron. I'd see my classmates in the mall holding hands, and think about how much I'd love to have someone to hold hands with. Now I hold these differential equations in my hand, burning with power, and smear the ashes of all that could have been upon the ruin of my mathematical expertise. RIP Jill~~~ i feel u when the wind blows. |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:06 |
scene from futurama with dog waiting an dgoing to sleep plays excepts its no dog but a middle school goon
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:09 |
Autism Sundae posted:scene from futurama with dog waiting an dgoing to sleep plays excepts its no dog but a middle school goon
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:15 |
"Hey Kid. Catch."
*Mean Joe Green tosses something to a child* "gee thanks Mean Joe!!" *kid unfolds fleece, "FAG" is written in huge letters on it and theres a big disgusting pasta sauce stain on the chest area*
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:15 |
Volte posted:a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on from a brother, a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on i tore off |
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:23 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:48 |
And, that's the end of my story. Whether I'd ever be able to go on a date, I'll never know. What I did know is that I that could have had any girl I wanted back in Middle School but I blew it all on that cold January night. Because as far as the rest of the world is concerned, I'm just the OCD applesauce loving whiner guy from Math class that sniffs the laundry hampers outside the ladies locker room.
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# ? Jan 3, 2011 22:24 |