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Giovanni Qobras posted:

a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on

lmfao


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a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on and I are forming a club for a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on


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Autism Sundae posted:

lmao

holy poo poo


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i bet there's another stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on inside


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my clothes call me a fag


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HATE MONDAYS posted:

Got a question, ask the 8-ball *points thumbs to back of leather jacket with big FAG patch on it*


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My dad got me a poster for my dorm.


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Autism Sundae posted:

some fat dude @ the gym loaded like 800lbs then put the bar on shouldres and squatted like an inch. then put it back and left.
some fat dude at the gym ate a single oat and then left


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Meursault Horny posted:

One day I smashed my head open on a fire extinguisher when I bent over to pick up a paper that slid off my desk, needless to say albumen is going everywhere, the principal and some god drat horses yelled at me in the nurses office for like 15 minutes? forced to sit for an hour with apieces of toast dipped into my cracked head. Also, I'm a giant egg.


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Casual Male XL Fan posted:

my childhood dream of becoming a pilot came crashing down around me after Chuck shot a death beam from his laser pointer into my eye back in the 6th grade.


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lmao


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Casual Male XL Fan posted:

2nd to last week of 8th grade. took a hit from a bong. i smoke like once in a blue moon. something went wrong this time though. massive panic attacks. non stop sweating and delusions. i pulled myself outta school and was about to lock myself in a physic ward. all because of that one bong hit.

Edit: felt better after watching a vid on https://www.stickdeath.com

lool


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Volte posted:

horry poo poo....pisssssss...


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Rusty and Randy posted:

but seriously, i find "to catch a predator" legally dubious at best

one time i hurt my back and was bustin percocets and chillin watching a marathon of to catch a predator and it was some of the most fun i ever had in my drat life


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Julius Seizure posted:

ahahaha yo threw your back out because you were carrying around your fat goddamn head. even hocus looks at you and is like drat, thats a big loving head. thats how big it is

thumbs down slowly turning into a thum... wait... oh poo poo it's a mirror!!!!


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Getn Rod atAnimecon posted:

this is a poor post burn as well

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Rusty and Randy posted:

hooking up w/ 19yos who look 15 is kind of weird but also cool

uh yeah its totally cool i guess... not


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Autism Sundae posted:

Get her an account.

lucy


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bhlaab posted:

hey why not let a media subsidary of general electric supersede the police force if the ends justify the means

"the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" -spock, watching to catch a predator


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"this guy only explicitly said he intends to gently caress a child, and is coming to this house for that purpose. theres nothing illegal happening"


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Autism Sundae posted:

there used to be huge threads in gbs where ppl would accuse nbc/police of thought crime and quote 1984

that probably still happens. i can't imagine that changing


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Autism Sundae posted:



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AlmightyBob posted:

quoted before loading

you wont regret it


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post the psd for that poo poo


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i wanna keep the dick


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i want to be one of the perverted justice good guys i bet it would be funny as hell


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Daniel J. Geduld posted:

isnt the perverted justice dude a fat indian goon who posted pics of his wife covered in his cum

link


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capnpayne posted:

lmaoooo at dude saying "which gilr? i talk with a lot of people online" while hes in the house of the person he was chatting with

i've done that one irl


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capnpayne posted:

goon girl piiiiimp.

*adjusts imaginary tie*


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edit: i meant "clip on tie"


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lets all pound off 2gether in a thread


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Let's Pound

Pound Please


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goferchan posted:

sadlilgrrl (6:28:37 PM): i read a book called enders game that i really liked master
sadlilgrrl (6:28:44 PM): i have my own copy now master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:28:45 PM): Cool... What else do you life?
sadlilgrrl (6:29:01 PM): like books master?
sadlilgrrl (6:29:04 PM): or other stuff master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:29:09 PM): Other stuff?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:29:15 PM): Do you play role playing games?
sadlilgrrl (6:29:24 PM): i used to play a mud master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:29:36 PM): I see... What else?
sadlilgrrl (6:29:55 PM): i try to write some master but im not very good
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:30:10 PM): Youwill get better... I write for RPGs...
sadlilgrrl (6:30:34 PM): like dungeons and dragoons master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:30:40 PM): Yes, like D&D...
sadlilgrrl (6:30:47 PM): thats a really cool game master
sadlilgrrl (6:32:32 PM): thats really cool master
sadlilgrrl (6:32:38 PM): you must be really really creative master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:32:58 PM): Thank you... But, you may not think so when I am sliding dice inside of you... (We were talking about something other than sex. It didn't last long.)
no loving kid knows what a mud is


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goferchan posted:

sadlilgrrl (6:45:01 PM): i know what anime is master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:45:06 PM): Do you like it?
sadlilgrrl (6:45:10 PM): yes master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:45:21 PM): What is your favorie anime series?
sadlilgrrl (6:45:45 PM): sailor moon master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:45:59 PM): You are a Sailor Moon fan? What about Tenchi Muyo?
sadlilgrrl (6:46:10 PM): i havent seen much master
sadlilgrrl (6:46:18 PM): i dont watch a lot of tv master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:46:30 PM): Oh? That is my favorite Manga & Anime. Next is Macross.
sadlilgrrl (6:46:38 PM): whats manga master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:46:49 PM): Japanese Comic Books...
sadlilgrrl (6:47:01 PM): oh so like not on tv master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:47:05 PM): Have you read Marvel Manga that came out about a year ago?
sadlilgrrl (6:47:12 PM): no master
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:47:24 PM): No, like Sailor Moon has a show, it also has a Comic Book.
sadlilgrrl (6:47:39 PM): like extra stories master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:48:08 PM): Something like that... In Gundam, they call them side stories... They take place in the same universe, but sometimes do not use the same characters...
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:48:38 PM): Like Sailor Moon really comes from Sailor V, which was a Manga set in England using Sailor Venus as the main character.
sadlilgrrl (6:48:51 PM): whats gundam master?
fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (6:49:05 PM): Gundam is really the first of the Giant Robot Anime.

this epebophile rules
hahahaha


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A Pizza Break posted:

im not finished reading this yeat but in 9th or10th grade this dumbass kid used to go on some Funny Games.biz site and it had a chat window where he tried to lure emogurrrl1994 &co
one day i added a cookie to the browswer or soemthing to block just the chatroom and watched him open it at break and he refreshed like 50 times then whimpered and finally roared like an animal, swept all the stuff off the desks and stormed out

one cookie to block the chat


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Terminally Ashy posted:

to catch a predator is actually dan quinns idea i think

Chat Police


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i think dan would actually get really mad at the guys and fuckthem up and ian esp if dan's kids were used as the jailbait


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