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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Percelus posted:

im genuinely impressed brent had the career he did considering what he brought to the table

he must have done something right at one point

I remember Howard being super-impressed at how organized Brent was and how much better he was at his job than Baba Booey.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009





He was also good on the radio (ie he could talk and tell a story)


Rip Brent I miss him. Drugs are bad

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

So I was watching Animal House the other day, and it is, of course, the source of the infamous Zero. Point. Zero line.
I was wondering, did they just happen to have that line isolated before hand, and use it to antagonize ETM?
Or is that something that came up on the fly that they were able to isolate, or whatever it is that they do to get sound bites?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007



Artie had some movie speeches memorized, and periodically did them on the air as a bit. I don't recall if he had previously done that specific scene, but had defintely done parts of Animal House before. At some point Fred pulled a bunch of clips from a few different movies so he would be ready for Artie.

And boy, was he ready on that day.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012


They may have known about the ticket sales at the previous day's afternoon writing meeting. Would have been a good excuse to pull the clip in advance even if they didn't know that Artie would unload the way he did.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013


Doesnít the prophet system have keyword search and like, a billion clips in it that he can then put onto a main screen like an mpc?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012
EXCUSE ME WHILE I HELP DOZENS OF MEXICANS FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY MOTHERS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE

BiggerBoat posted:

The Artie drug saga is so wild because anyone who's ever used or had a problem could spot it right away and the signs were really loving blatant.

His anger outbursts, calling in sick and nodding out on air are textbook "is on heroin" signs and it's crazy how long it took Robin and Howard to realize what was going on. Some if it's really awkward to listen to.

I remember someone from Everybody Loves Raymond ( maybe Brad Garrett?) came in and he had been sober and in treatment for years and immediately called Artie out and destroyed all his excuses.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007



Your Gay Uncle posted:

I remember someone from Everybody Loves Raymond ( maybe Brad Garrett?) came in and he had been sober and in treatment for years and immediately called Artie out and destroyed all his excuses.

That was the most successful attempt, but a few guests who knew better tried to speak up.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009





Artie wasnít at rock bottom so it was useless

Two Kings
Oct 31, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Chris Rock was on the money when he said that the only way to help Artie was to fire him.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013


Two Kings posted:

Chris Rock was on the money when he said that the only way to help Artie was to fire him.

Yeah that worked out well 😂😂

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002


Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm not sure if this was his last appearance on THSS, but it's the last clip in the Transmodiar pack.

Here, I isolated it for you:
https://voca.ro/7Iq678CR43m

Thank you for this! Gilbert is an incredibly offensive treasure.
EDIT: It's at about 16:45.

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 19, 2020

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

Telling Howard that Artie was on drugs is like trying to tell your dad why Trump is incompetent.

Guest: "Howard. I am an addict and I know Artie needs rehab" *spend five minutes listing all the signs*

Dr. Drew: "Howard I am an addictions specialist and Artie needs rehab".

Artie: You're all stupid. gently caress you I'm not on drugs! *rants angrily for 20 minutes then passes out after commercial break*

Howard: "I don't know....he said he's not doing drugs so I believe him"

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.


Yams Fan

Like Howard gives 2 shits about anything other than making the show interesting.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



Remulak posted:

Like Howard gives 2 shits about anything other than making the show interesting.

that was old howie, new howie is much more interested in becoming a family friendly media figure that can appear on the shows your mom watches

if he cared about making the show interesting above all else he'd still have gilbert on

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006



Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

Telling Howard that Artie was on drugs is like trying to tell your dad why Trump is incompetent.

My dad knew Trump was incompetent in the 80's so this is a good analogy, he just didn't give a poo poo then either

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Ether Frenzy posted:

My dad knew Trump was incompetent in the 80's so this is a good analogy, he just didn't give a poo poo then either

Yeah but before 2016-2017, no one needed to give a poo poo about Trump.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah but before 2016-2017, no one needed to give a poo poo about Trump.

for the most part but a lot of people in atlantic city for example lost their livelihood because of trump well before then

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001



hanales posted:

Doesnít the prophet system have keyword search and like, a billion clips in it that he can then put onto a main screen like an mpc?


EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-

Penis in cup... Drew knew all the tricks

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007



Starting off today with 45 minutes of Ham Hands Bill, best show in weeks.

He has also been hinting at "getting political" today, I'm really hoping he goes after Trumps horrible sons.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back


Despite how insane or annoying he could be, the show is noticeably worse without Brent. All of his shenanigans made for great radio. If you gave me a choice I would rather watch/listen to Brent's Twitch train-wreck than the Stern show right now.

Squashy Nipples posted:

He has also been hinting at "getting political" today, I'm really hoping he goes after Trumps horrible sons.

It may breathe some life into him and the show. I want to see the old Stern start to crack thru and him not hold back at all on those idiots (all out war). That said Trump and his sons are both easy targets. If they weren't born into money they would be the ones hanging out at Tampa swinger parties. Classless trash.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004



Squashy Nipples posted:

He has also been hinting at "getting political" today, I'm really hoping he goes after Trumps horrible sons.

I'm guessing he didn't say anything?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008



kolby posted:

I'm guessing he didn't say anything?

He might have, but whos listening?

Ive had sirius/xm for years and have never tuned into Sterns channels on it.

BTW I heard on a podcast that Artie has been MIA for a few weeks, wonder whats up with him.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009





Do you really wonder what is up

Two Kings
Oct 31, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

The last rumor I read about Artie right around the time the world feel apart was that his sponsor passed away suddenly and he was taking it hard.

I hope heís still clean but itís got to be hard for addicts in general right now who canít attend meetings. Iíd like someone to try to explain to Artie what Zoom is.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

Two Kings posted:

The last rumor I read about Artie right around the time the world feel apart was that his sponsor passed away suddenly and he was taking it hard.

I hope heís still clean but itís got to be hard for addicts in general right now who canít attend meetings. Iíd like someone to try to explain to Artie what Zoom is.

Just don't call it "Zoomies"

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008



kolby posted:

I'm guessing he didn't say anything?

Pretty much: https://soundcloud.com/user-6076061...0/s-iCJwwiDeCHP

Meanwhile Jr. hits him with another haymaker: https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/...788031586721793

Politics aside, he's hit the bullseye again.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013


Sand Monster posted:

Pretty much: https://soundcloud.com/user-6076061...0/s-iCJwwiDeCHP

Meanwhile Jr. hits him with another haymaker: https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/...788031586721793

Politics aside, he's hit the bullseye again.

Yeah man those 8k twitter likes. He sure did show Howard. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008



hanales posted:

Yeah man those 8k twitter likes. He sure did show Howard. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Eh, it could speak more to Howard's irrelevance. Do you think that tweet is reaching a wider or smaller audience than The Howard Stern Show at this point?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

I want to see this get settled at Wrestlemainia with DTJR and Howard tag teaming with real wrestlers.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013


Sand Monster posted:

Eh, it could speak more to Howard's irrelevance. Do you think that tweet is reaching a wider or smaller audience than The Howard Stern Show at this point?

I dunno? How much was Howardís last contract for.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

hanales posted:

I dunno? How much was Howardís last contract for.

Probably not as much as Joe Rogan just got.


https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/19/...pisodes-youtube

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-

Bonzo posted:

Probably not as much as Joe Rogan just got.


https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/19/...pisodes-youtube

And this will cut his reach/influence by a massive amount, just like with Stern

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

EngineerJoe posted:

And this will cut his reach/influence by a massive amount, just like with Stern

yeah they say they will not paywall it but you still have to sign up for a free account. People will just pirate it or stuck it up on YouTube like Stern fans.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



you can't really own the trumps, people have been trying forever to no avail

the closest anyone came to it was obama at that white house correspondent dinner and we all know the aftermath

hanales
Nov 3, 2013


Bonzo posted:

Probably not as much as Joe Rogan just got.


https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/19/...pisodes-youtube

Looking it up he got about 80mil a year in 2015. I doubt theyíd pay that if he didnít have listeners. Itís not like they donít know who listens to what.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



he makes 80 mil working mornings 3 days a week with how many vacation weeks? the show might have declined in quality but drat he has the sweetest deal

the only thing that could top that would be some podcaster miraculously making more money doing just two 1 /12 hr shows a week

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001



Bonzo posted:

Probably not as much as Joe Rogan just got.


https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/19/...pisodes-youtube

Look, the Joe Rogan Experience has evolved. What do you do for a living!?

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008



hanales posted:

Looking it up he got about 80mil a year in 2015. I doubt theyíd pay that if he didnít have listeners. Itís not like they donít know who listens to what.

Let's see what they offer him this time around. My guess is that Howard spins it that it was his decision to walk away, just like with "AGT".

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