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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly? Actually, I picture each of us trying to join, but when we do, we just prank the host. "Now here are the issues, I'm gonna make it short and sweet..." God, it'd be beautiful  Is there like a greeting sound when someone joins zoom? There are two perfect contenders... "Hello hello!" "Hi. This is Sal Governale..."
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Chill out. Do something positive.
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Jul 9, 2020 00:56
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This ain't hot-rod magazine, pal!
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Jul 9, 2020 12:33
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SIXTY NINE!!!!!! seventy...
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Jul 9, 2020 17:45
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I'll PAY ya to meet ya! Anyone know of that other prank call with Howard's voice, I was asking about? Edit: this one... Rupert Buttermilk posted:This reminded me of one of my favourite bits, but I'll need help pulling it up; it's I believe a "phony phone call" (ugh, Howard is so old), and it uses Howard's voice, and he keeps asking sexual questions in a very calm manner, where the other person just keeps trying to disconnect the call or hang up or something. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? This is WAY less obscure than my "you annoy me" line.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:00
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I think that is actually a somewhat recent one that they used to air when the show had normal commercial bumps. They call an internet show and the questions slowly get a bit more vulgar until it gets really dirty and they can't figure out how to disconnect and just start yelling at him.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:20
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Lifespan posted:I think that is actually a somewhat recent one that they used to air when the show had normal commercial bumps. They call an internet show and the questions slowly get a bit more vulgar until it gets really dirty and they can't figure out how to disconnect and just start yelling at him. Maybe, but I feel like it was from Richard or Sal calling someone up, asking that person if they'd be ok speaking with someone else, and then they used those quick fire, super serious sounding questions. Also, I remember hearing the original audio from Howard asking those things, but can't remember what that was from either.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:45
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Did they ever use Howard's voice when he imitates his mom? I could have sworn "I'm parting the hairs" was used in a call.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:16
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Yeah, they called a phone sex line with his mom's voice. GURGLE GURGLE!
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Jul 9, 2020 20:43
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Anyone know of that other prank call with Howard's voice, I was asking about? Might it be the one where he's imitating "Brutal Master"? There's also one I think where he goes into his Cousin Brucie voice. Not sure if those are the same prank or not.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:00
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Sand Monster posted:Might it be the one where he's imitating "Brutal Master"? There's also one I think where he goes into his Cousin Brucie voice. Not sure if those are the same prank or not. Howard's not imitating anyone, I don't think. It's just his regular voice. I just don't remember if Sal and Richard tell the other person it's Howard, or if they pretend it's supposed to be someone else.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:05
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There’s an old one they made from him yelling at Scott. “I gently caress. NOONE ELSE”.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:07
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There was a great bit that I think a listener made of Howard and Artie having sex that always made me laugh.
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Jul 9, 2020 21:40
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I keep knocking the chess pieces over with my boner.
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kylej posted:Holy gently caress Gary looks old. I mean, time flies and the guy's retarded, but drat. What do you expect? He just barely recovered from the Retarded Flu.
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I feel like the term "jewgene" was invented for the sole purpose of describing Ronnie. Has anyone else ever met someone who fits that description?
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Jul 11, 2020 02:26
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it means cousin in italian (cugine) and it refers to that one guy you know who's always in a track suit with gold chains but who can hook you up on the DVD/TV combo sets that fell off the back of the truck so basically everyone from Philly
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Huh, so it WAS invented for the sole purpose of describing Ronnie. Good to know.Ether Frenzy posted:that one guy you know who's always in a track suit with gold chains but who can hook you up on the DVD/TV combo sets that fell off the back of the truck I went to Temple for five years, and every guy I met who fits that description was Black. Maybe I didn't go far enough south.
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Jul 11, 2020 14:44
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Happy birthday, Fred. gently caress you, fat Artie.
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Jul 13, 2020 19:06
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Former Human posted:Happy birthday, Fred. Happy birthday, Loretta.
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Jul 13, 2020 19:11
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Fat fuckin Artie
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Hi, Gay Howard
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I miss Scott. Not Scott DePace, he was always a loving a douche bag. I could use some true black cloud on the show again.
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Jul 15, 2020 05:36
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Howard's not imitating anyone, I don't think. It's just his regular voice. I just don't remember if Sal and Richard tell the other person it's Howard, or if they pretend it's supposed to be someone else. I believe the call you’re referring to is Richard and Sal using Howard drops in a call to Hugs For Harlem. At one point he asks “will you lick my taint?”
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Cliche Guevara posted:I believe the call you’re referring to is Richard and Sal using Howard drops in a call to Hugs For Harlem. Yes this is exactly it! Gonna look for it now. Edit: Thank you so much! Found it! Enjoy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ApuktFmYo Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jul 15, 2020 |
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Zoben posted:owned I loving love Scott the
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YeahTubaMike posted:I loving love Scott the Me too. Felt really bad about his wife passing. I love to see anybody busting on DePace though, dude's such a sack of poo poo In other Stern Twitter news:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmzpl0x95aE Holy poo poo. Right off the bat these are great. I'm losing my poo poo (quietly, at work), listening to Richard and Sal use Howard's voice to call in and badly sing Jump Into the Fire. 3rd call in. loving brilliant. The Harrison Ford one is oddly wholesome and innocent and I love it.
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Zoben posted:Me too. Felt really bad about his wife passing. I love to see anybody busting on DePace though, dude's such a sack of poo poo 
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Zoben posted:Me too. Felt really bad about his wife passing. I love to see anybody busting on DePace though, dude's such a sack of poo poo hey Bawf, this fish is noine pounds and noine ounces!
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Jul 16, 2020 14:43
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How have I missed these Rocky Pendergast calls?  They're incredible, Cathy! Magnificent!! Aaaaaahhhhhhh! Edit: "Disaster-prone socialite" 
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Jul 17, 2020 12:13
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YeahTubaMike posted:Huh, so it WAS invented for the sole purpose of describing Ronnie. Good to know. Those people have moved to Delaware county and south jersey
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:How have I missed these Rocky Pendergast calls? 
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That I've never heard them, or that I like them as much as I do?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:That I've never heard them, or that I like them as much as I do? The latter. To each his own and all of that (*), but for me, Chris Wilding, Jonathan Blitt, and Mike Trainor and the material they produce perfectly symbolize the show's descent into a painfully unfunny, Morning Zoo caliber, "evolved" heap of poo poo. That Sal and Richard have been sidelined so that the show can feature that crew instead is criminal. (*) As I've stated here multiple times and was ridiculed for saying, perhaps my favorite era of the show was the Artie / KC / John years, brief as they were. I even enjoy Benjy and Memet for what they are -- willing to pull back the curtain a bit and not toe the line like everyone else. Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Jul 17, 2020 |
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Sand Monster posted:The latter. To each his own and all of that (*), but for me, Chris Wilding, Jonathan Blitt, and Mike Trainor and the material they produce perfectly symbolize the show's descent into a painfully unfunny, Morning Zoo caliber, "evolved" heap of poo poo. That Sal and Richard have been sidelined so that the show can feature that crew instead is criminal. Oh, I didn't know about all of the behind the scenes stuff (I know nothing about the 3 guys you mentioned) and of course I prefer Richard and Sal overall, but man, it was a nice change up; listening to this fancy guy continually and inexplicably convince his 80 year old woman that not only is he in some sort of ridiculous adventure, not only is he in danger, not only is he constantly and consistently killed during all of this but that he'd bother to call in to her little show.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh, I didn't know about all of the behind the scenes stuff (I know nothing about the 3 guys you mentioned) and of course I prefer Richard and Sal overall, but man, it was a nice change up; listening to this fancy guy continually and inexplicably convince his 80 year old woman that not only is he in some sort of ridiculous adventure, not only is he in danger, not only is he constantly and consistently killed during all of this but that he'd bother to call in to her little show. That would be Chris Wilding. He's Howard's new faaaaaavorite. And his calls are completely faked. I know reddit is  for everyone here, but: https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/b8n9iy/reminder_of_how_much_of_a_hack_chris_wilding_is/
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Yeah I dunno, I got as far in as that fake Harrison Ford call on the big 8 hour pack linked above and noped the gently caress out. That was some incredibly weak poo poo. It's so heavily-scripted, the closest thing to "funny" in it was the host lightly humoring him, which amounted to him basically being like "uh huh, well okay?" I guess we're supposed to think the wacky premise of Harrison Ford needing someone to give him airplane fuel is funny or something? It's not like the host bought it or even got annoyed or whatever.
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Sand Monster posted:That would be Chris Wilding. He's Howard's new faaaaaavorite. Well goddamn. I retroactively hate it now. And of course, I don't put that on you, I wouldn't want to be 'blissfully ignorant' of it, so I appreciate it. Ugh. I know Richard and Sal do this too, but the only one I've heard the original audio from is the chess show.
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