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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I especially appreciate the Red Rum and QUACK QUACK (which always sounded like Aflac) used in the bridge of the song.

A bunch of years ago I got roasted in here cause I didn't know what zero point zero was from and now I get to roast someone for not seeing Mars Attacks / not knowing what the ACK ACK clip is from

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AmbassadorofSodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


I've never seen Mars Attacks, and I was exactly in the age group that would have gone to see it in theatres when it came out.

Talk all the poo poo you want bitches.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


beep by grandpa posted:

A bunch of years ago I got roasted in here cause I didn't know what zero point zero was from and now I get to roast someone for not seeing Mars Attacks / not knowing what the ACK ACK clip is from

I knew it was Mars Attacks (I've seen it once but I've listened to the ETA playlist many MANY times), it just legitimately doesn't always sound like ACK ACK.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004



He wears bifocals so he can see
His t-shirt is way too tight
AND HIS BELLY'S HUUUUUUUGE

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002


Listened to this yesterday and this is peak "old Sal." So arrogant in his ignorance and just asking to be fired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGIRNeipXwc

"We're the white devils. HAHAHA... but serious you can call us crackers or whatever..."

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006






Lifespan posted:

Listened to this yesterday and this is peak "old Sal." So arrogant in his ignorance and just asking to be fired.

"We're the white devils. HAHAHA... but serious you can call us crackers or whatever..."

“I was trying to make him feel at ease.”

Sal’s ignorance is so amazingly hilarious. There’s a clip where they’re talking about Sal’s stand-up for the Killers of Comedy, and Sal did King Kong jokes about a black guy in the front row. And Sal says “I had to do it to ease the tension in the room!”.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002


Grant DaNasty posted:

“I was trying to make him feel at ease.”

We are all blatant racists at heart, so lets call it out right away to ease tensions and move on...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Lifespan posted:

Listened to this yesterday and this is peak "old Sal." So arrogant in his ignorance and just asking to be fired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGIRNeipXwc

"We're the white devils. HAHAHA... but serious you can call us crackers or whatever..."

He's so stupid, it's gotta be a joke, but even that is stupider than stupid.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I'd never heard this before, holy poo poo.

"Paul's Boteek."

Edit: wow, Benjy got a legit laugh from me. A rare occasion.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Mar 17, 2021

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006



Nap Ghost

Everyone used to talk like that at his dad's peetzuhrhea

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Also, just fyi for anyone who's interested, if you don't already have clips downloaded... If you want to listen to online clips but don't want to burn through data, download YouTube Vanced (Android), and it'll play only the audio from the clips, even when your screen is off.

I *think* you have to minimize the app and play it from the notification bar (it shows up when you minimize/close out of a video), but doing that doesn't just stream the whole video and only play the audio, it actually only streams the audio, saving a ton of bandwidth.

Listening to Sal ask for traction, for the millionth time.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


I don't know where else to post this but I am VERY amused at seeing Sharon Osbourne finally getting called on her poo poo.

Two Kings
Oct 31, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

I know Howard is on vacation a lot but has he talked at all about what is going on with his buddy Cuomo?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Bonzo posted:

I don't know where else to post this but I am VERY amused at seeing Sharon Osbourne finally getting called on her poo poo.

I legitimately didn't know she was like that but I also don't really pay attention to her at all.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

I don't know where else to post this but I am VERY amused at seeing Sharon Osbourne finally getting called on her poo poo.

Wow, she sounds horrible.
https://twitter.com/chris_notcapn/status/1371479461900779524

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

drat, Sharon Osbourne is like the Chuck Norris of prissy bitchery.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Sharon has a history with the show, the most famous being a fight with Insane Clown Posse (Yeah.....I know). Worth listening to though if the miss the fights from the old days.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002


Time to test Howard. Will he ignore this clip because he doesn't want to bring up Wendy Williams after his rant (that he had removed) or do what he should and let Richard make it in to a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJkZrXc93w

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Smiley test:



Well, poo poo.

Edit:

prefect fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Mar 20, 2021

barnold
Dec 16, 2011

...but i didnt finish




we need an ETM emote for this thread, something like his classic bug-eyed, finger-pointing pose

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001


Today I learned that Richard's full name is "Thomas Richard Christy Jr." I found this out because I was on Jon Schaffer's Wiki page and it led me there -- I don't listen these days but I wonder if Richard has commented on how his former band's leader is now a jailed insurrectionist

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002


Zoben posted:

Today I learned that Richard's full name is "Thomas Richard Christy Jr." I found this out because I was on Jon Schaffer's Wiki page and it led me there -- I don't listen these days but I wonder if Richard has commented on how his former band's leader is now a jailed insurrectionist

He hasn't. He has been out on paternity leave, but I am hoping someone will bring it up when he returns.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I just saw a YouTube comment describing Sal as Sal the Broke Stalker and I think I'm going to be thinking about that one for a long time.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001



JD accidentally admitted on the show that he doesn't like tattoos on women and meanwhile this is his wife

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

JD accidentally admitted on the show that he doesn't like tattoos on women and meanwhile this is his wife



Your wife doesn't have to be 100% perfect, though. She can have other attributes that you like even more.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006



Nap Ghost

Hey, can you make my entire upper arm a muddy mess that looks like I have gangrene? Great.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I can't even tell what that tattoo is, and I still think it works for her.

AmbassadorofSodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


I see mountains at the top of it, and some sort of winding trail leading up there. Seems to coincide with her enjoyment of camping and the outdoors. A closer up shot would presumably reveal more detail.

I'm not a fan of tattoos either, but gently caress it its not a deal breaker. Like someone else said there can be other things that people like about a person.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



Former Human posted:

JD accidentally admitted on the show that he doesn't like tattoos on women and meanwhile this is his wife



Not to be a dick but who cares, this is like the most minor thing ever, it's not like she has two full sleeves, neck & face lol

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



drat he needs to lose weight

kylej
Jul 5, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Yeah, like I think the tats are ugly but also those are her wedding photos so the last thing she needs is a bunch of retards nitpicking her.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Considering JD spent 10k on cam models, he's likely seen some reallllllllly bad tattoos.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001


lol at the idea of JD, a flabby pudding of a man, being picky about a woman's attributes

I know it can be said for many people on the HSS, but without the show he'd be doing data entry temp jobs, possibly be getting first dates online but never a second one because he's socially disastrous and can barely speak, and likely doing the same ritual that Richard used to do by making a wine date with his computer for a porn marathon on Friday nights, except he'd be miserable instead of Richard's ever-present delight in life

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


I need to see if I can find the stuff with his mom getting married in Hawaii.

kylej
Jul 5, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Zoben posted:

lol at the idea of JD, a flabby pudding of a man, being picky about a woman's attributes

I know it can be said for many people on the HSS, but without the show he'd be doing data entry temp jobs, possibly be getting first dates online but never a second one because he's socially disastrous and can barely speak, and likely doing the same ritual that Richard used to do by making a wine date with his computer for a porn marathon on Friday nights, except he'd be miserable instead of Richard's ever-present delight in life

I dunno about that. When I listened live I remember JD had a crazy work ethic - probably better than anyone else on the staff. I assume he could be a production type of person in Hollywood doing some sort of grunt work.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

kylej posted:

Yeah, like I think the tats are ugly but also those are her wedding photos so the last thing she needs is a bunch of retards nitpicking her.

Plus, if she weren't happy with them, she wouldn't be showing them off in a strapless dress.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


kylej posted:

I dunno about that. When I listened live I remember JD had a crazy work ethic - probably better than anyone else on the staff. I assume he could be a production type of person in Hollywood doing some sort of grunt work.

If The Soup was still on air he'd be perfect.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001


kylej posted:

I dunno about that. When I listened live I remember JD had a crazy work ethic - probably better than anyone else on the staff. I assume he could be a production type of person in Hollywood doing some sort of grunt work.

I'm not knocking his work ethic by any means, although I think that his extreme social awkwardness and general misanthropy would contribute to him not having much of a life outside of work in the first place. I'm speaking more about his love life without the show -- he is a supreme dork of the highest order. I mean, I'm a dork, I'm sure most of us here are dorks, but he makes me feel like John Stamos in comparison

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I remember he had to sit through all of Eric's Idol show, so mad props to him for THAT poo poo. Jeeeezus christ.

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