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Evil Agita posted:What was his issue with elevators? I forgot He rushes in to be first and then he stands in front of the doors and won't move to let people in.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:17
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Apr 16, 2019 21:26
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MrMidnight posted:He rushes in to be first and then he stands in front of the doors and won't move to let people in. Are you loving serious? Is there a clip of this information being outed to everyone else?
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Apr 16, 2019 22:01
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MrMidnight posted:He rushes in to be first and then he stands in front of the doors and won't move to let people in. Jesus christ, imo elevators and subways/trains have the exact same etiquette that is opposite of this. I take the train to work every day (philly goon) and people who do this on my regular am/pm rush I will intentionally block until they stop doing it.
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Apr 16, 2019 22:19
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Another lovely train practice: Train is pulling up and slowing down and someone's dick move is to walk along side the door while it's going slowly to try to get directly in front of it before it stops fuckin over the people who grabbed a spot on the wall and are waiting. My move is I'll take a step forward and put my back to them. They never know what to do and just stand there owned. Public transportation assholes never know what to do when they're confronted on being assholes so I love doing it.
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Apr 16, 2019 22:22
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There's no way a big white guy in NYC is going to stand in front of counters and elevators and no let anyone in. This is STDH.txt
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Apr 16, 2019 22:40
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Squashy Nipples posted:
Don't forget about his 80 blowjobs
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Apr 16, 2019 23:43
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That 75 blowjob thing is the loving funniest thing ever and I wished they'd bring it up more or at least grill the poo poo out of him on that
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Apr 17, 2019 00:05
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Hoobastank4ever97 posted:A lot of people on the show has said he has serious road rage issues It can't be as bad as Scott DePace who once followed a car for almost an hour on the highway to confront the driver because they had a bumper sticker critical of GW Bush. DePace finally came to his senses when he realized how far past his exit he was and had to turn around. I'm so glad that shithead is off the show.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:09
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Bonzo posted:There's no way a big white guy in NYC is going to stand in front of counters and elevators and no let anyone in. This is STDH.txt Yeah, really. I guarantee you that he either never, ever actually does any of this, OR he only does it around shorter white people who don't look like they've seen some poo poo, some or all of whom might be women. Though maybe there's a very small 0.00001% chance that he is just that loving crazy, and confronting him and that wide-eyed stare would actually cause people to back off.
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Apr 17, 2019 13:07
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Former Human posted:It can't be as bad as Scott DePace who once followed a car for almost an hour on the highway to confront the driver because they had a bumper sticker critical of GW Bush. DePace finally came to his senses when he realized how far past his exit he was and had to turn around. What makes that story even crazier is his wife is a huge liberal that works as a writer on the Daily Show He absolutely was a piece of poo poo. I will never forget the story Gary told where him and DePace were walking together to the parking lot and Gary was extremely depressed (might have been even crying) saying that his dad's cancer was financially ruining him and DePace responded "maybe he should have thought about that before getting sick" because of course that's the best time to argue FOR privatized health care. What an rear end in a top hat. Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 17, 2019 |
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Apr 17, 2019 14:06
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Hoobastank4ever97 posted:What makes that story even crazier is his wife is a huge liberal that works as a writer on the Daily Show Rhetorical question: do you think DePace is a trump supporter? 
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Squashy Nipples posted:Rhetorical question: do you think DePace is a trump supporter? I wonder how much of a supporter he is, but at the same time, I don't care if I ever hear of or about him ever again.
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Apr 17, 2019 15:11
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The only segment involving DePace I can tolerate is when he got absolutely clowned by Al Franken
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Apr 17, 2019 15:17
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Holy crap, Jason is loving awful! Pig Island was just as bad as fist fest, if not worse.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:59
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The book reveal prediction: He'll finally admit he killed Anna Nicole Smith
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Apr 18, 2019 12:10
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Now I don't know if my "cancer scare is the secret" is actually the secret. He mentioned yesterday that he "almost needed chemo because he was poisoned by fish" and that he covers it in the book. Oh well.
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Lifespan posted:Now I don't know if my "cancer scare is the secret" is actually the secret. He mentioned yesterday that he "almost needed chemo because he was poisoned by fish" and that he covers it in the book. Oh well. Howard's Book, page 27, paragraph 2 posted:"I almost needed chemo because I was poisoned by fish. That's all I'll say about that."
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Apr 18, 2019 18:16
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This would be a great photoshop thread https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/bel50u/coo_be_nba_playoffs/
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Apr 19, 2019 00:39
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haljordan posted:The only segment involving DePace I can tolerate is when he got absolutely clowned by Absolutely Anyone and Everyone
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Apr 19, 2019 08:30
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When Jackie was giving Howard lines on the spot you could hear his laughs in the background. Fun for the time. It is good that Benji is out of the main studio.
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Apr 19, 2019 12:54
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If it weren't for DePace, we wouldn't have the video of Gary sleeping at work. Remember, he claimed that he was just closing his eyes for a second here and said he absolutely wasn't asleep.
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Apr 19, 2019 14:31
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That's what I used to say at friends' sleepovers when I was a kid and we made a pact to stay up all night
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Apr 19, 2019 14:40
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Sand Monster posted:If it weren't for DePace, we wouldn't have the video of Gary sleeping at work. I have a soft spot for Gary, and feel bad for all the poo poo he took over this, but GODDAMN is that a funny piece of video. It makes me think that the old orange juice on the plane story was just as horrific as Howard describes.
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Apr 19, 2019 14:58
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Squashy Nipples posted:I have a soft spot for Gary, and feel bad for all the poo poo he took over this, but GODDAMN is that a funny piece of video. Piece of video? Who says piece of video? It's a clip!! "Hey Boff, I collect pieces of video, just like YouTube!"
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Apr 19, 2019 18:21
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I was listening to the Sternthology yesterday with Gary's lists from his audio book, and Robin just loses it at the end with Gary's stupid comments about The Beatles with uncontrollable laughing.
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Apr 19, 2019 18:41
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haljordan posted:The only segment involving DePace I can tolerate is when he got absolutely clowned by Al Franken I haven't listened in a few years now, did DePace get fired?
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Apr 20, 2019 23:43
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The whole HowardTV staff was laid off with Howard's first re-signing with Sirius.
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Apr 20, 2019 23:58
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I never got to experience Howard On Demand when it was live (living with parents, living in dorms, had satellite TV). And combined that with the difficult of listening on Satellite Radio... my interest in the show dropped significantly back in the day. Now the tech is there and the show is a shell of it's former self.
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Astro7x posted:I never got to experience Howard On Demand when it was live (living with parents, living in dorms, had satellite TV). And combined that with the difficult of listening on Satellite Radio... my interest in the show dropped significantly back in the day. Actually, it is better than it ever was. I have been listening since I was getting ready for school in 8th grade and I wish I was this streamlined now. OK, now I am vamping with my fingertips.
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I got it written down right here, dozen eggs, meow mix, metamucil...... oh my goodness I got the wrong paper FRED YOU GAVE ME THE GROCERY LIST!!! YOU GRABBED THE WRONG PAPER YOU DUMB rear end BITCH!!!
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Apr 21, 2019 18:08
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Hold on, I've got Preparation H on my fingers... Just wipe it off on the cat and get over here!
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Lifespan posted:Hold on, I've got Preparation H on my fingers... Oh fiddlesticks! *Vase breaks* You broke the goddamn Vase you dumb sonabitch!!
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Apr 21, 2019 21:16
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Look how skinny Jd was https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/1118865512287461376
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I'm enjoying JD week, especially when he's Jamie and they do nothing but roll Napoleon Dynamite clips and techno music any time he tries to talk.
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Do you have all your toys
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I'm liking it too. There is a lot of stuff here I don't remember and have never heard before. That WUS clip where he says he would not be interested in marriage because of all the of the "legal mess" and how wives commonly murder their husbands for money was great.
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Lifespan posted:I'm liking it too. There is a lot of stuff here I don't remember and have never heard before. That WUS clip where he says he would not be interested in marriage because of all the of the "legal mess" and how wives commonly murder their husbands for money was great. Kudos to Jon Hein because the way he responds to that is perfect.
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