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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hoobastank4ever97 posted:

To be fair, it's really hard for a young person to get into Stern. I started listening daily sometime around 2004 and it took me drat near a year to get caught up on the staff, their past drama, who they were and what they did, etc. Anyone listening for the first time would be like "who the hell is JD and why do I care that this moron keeps his entire life savings is in his checking account?". Plus I'm imagining young people just listen to podcasts about video games or conspiracies or why all women are sluts or something. You seriously need to take like a 6 hour class on the Stern show if you wanted to start listening today.

This was me, except 10 years later.

Y'all remember my questions?

poo poo, I should get back into some of my favourite clips, it's been WAY too long. It's harder to keep youtube playing during my current job than it was for my previous one. I have to actually... y'know.. pay attention to stuff now.

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DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I think YouTube makes it easier to get into the show (or rather, the classic eras of the show) due to the fact that you can quickly pull up all of the best bits. If someone finds those bits entertaining, then there is an incentive to want to learn more. There is also enough Stern information online that you can quickly catch up on any individual incident or running joke if it doesn't make sense in a clip

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
There is a private Stern file sharing site I am on where someone is creating "Best Ofs" of various years, basically going through each daily show and pulling out the best bits. So while it's not everything, it's certainly a nice condensed version of the show for the given year

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Oh god, this is so cringe worthy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgVkAzBLZw

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008


He should have played the name game.

And I can't believe that Naked Cowboy dude is still around.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Astro7x posted:

There is a private Stern file sharing site I am on where someone is creating "Best Ofs" of various years, basically going through each daily show and pulling out the best bits. So while it's not everything, it's certainly a nice condensed version of the show for the given year

Looking forward to the PM of wherever these might end up.....

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

Ether Frenzy posted:

Looking forward to the PM of wherever these might end up.....

extremely same

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.

Astro7x posted:

There is a private Stern file sharing site I am on where someone is creating "Best Ofs" of various years, basically going through each daily show and pulling out the best bits. So while it's not everything, it's certainly a nice condensed version of the show for the given year

2004 best of will be entirely Artie Dice.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Some of the best impromptu bits were Howard doing Grandma Caprio and then Artie coming back with his Beth impression.

Also Guy Who Laughs at Everything.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Former Human posted:

Also Guy Who Laughs at Everything.

"THEY WERE BABIES! AND THEY COULD TALK!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Love that bit.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Artie looks like a random bum which is a huge step up for him

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
If you haven't subscribed to this I don't know what to tell you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--nfasLbqQ8

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Astro7x posted:

There is a private Stern file sharing site I am on where someone is creating "Best Ofs" of various years, basically going through each daily show and pulling out the best bits. So while it's not everything, it's certainly a nice condensed version of the show for the given year

I used to be on RedSkunk until it went down

PM me Dat site please

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I never have actually listened to Sal's "Black Haunted House" bit, is it more or less racist than this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_6PIJNvSE

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I'm looking through his book right now and the introduction is interesting as it confirms a lot of what we thought (for the worse) but who would ever read these interviews? It's such a ridiculous medium for these mundane interviews.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

EngineerJoe posted:

I'm looking through his book right now and the introduction is interesting as it confirms a lot of what we thought (for the worse) but who would ever read these interviews? It's such a ridiculous medium for these mundane interviews.

Howard's new demographic is essentially the soccer mom audience. He is (and has been since the "AGT" days) pining for a Netflix show where he just does celebrity interviews. The book press tour isn't really about promoting the book as much as it is giving him an excuse to go on shows like "The VIew" and essentially say, "hey, you may remember me as the guy who was obsessed with strippers and porn stars, but I've changed". This way, his PR people can convince Netflix that he has mainstream appeal, and then they'll order the show (once his current contract is up). If he doesn't get the show, he can ride off into the sunset, having successfully rewritten his history.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

Howard's new demographic is essentially the soccer mom audience. He is (and has been since the "AGT" days) pining for a Netflix show where he just does celebrity interviews. The book press tour isn't really about promoting the book as much as it is giving him an excuse to go on shows like "The VIew" and essentially say, "hey, you may remember me as the guy who was obsessed with strippers and porn stars, but I've changed". This way, his PR people can convince Netflix that he has mainstream appeal, and then they'll order the show (once his current contract is up). If he doesn't get the show, he can ride off into the sunset, having successfully rewritten his history.

I'm sure it would do well but I can see people tuning it in and expecting Howard to be Howard and getting pissed that he's not trying to be funny.

It's like when you go see a band you loved growing but all they play is songs from the new album.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



The whole thing reminds me of the 'Classic Krusty' clips where he's hosting a very boring, cerebral talk show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8vNJoVwf8.

My kids will wonder why I ever listened to him... Oh my...

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

This is all the fault of that red-headed oval office Marci Turk!!!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

EngineerJoe posted:

The whole thing reminds me of the 'Classic Krusty' clips where he's hosting a very boring, cerebral talk show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8vNJoVwf8.

My kids will wonder why I ever listened to him... Oh my...

I know I'm old when I genuinely do want to hear about collective bargaining agreements

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Former Human posted:

This is all the fault of that red-headed oval office Marci Turk!!!

You've captured the spirit of 99% of the posts on the Stern reddit.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

haljordan posted:

You've captured the spirit of 99% of the posts on the Stern reddit.

I thought he was quoting Artie Lange, but I suppose your way works just as well.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

Howard's new demographic is essentially the soccer mom audience. He is (and has been since the "AGT" days) pining for a Netflix show where he just does celebrity interviews. The book press tour isn't really about promoting the book as much as it is giving him an excuse to go on shows like "The VIew" and essentially say, "hey, you may remember me as the guy who was obsessed with strippers and porn stars, but I've changed". This way, his PR people can convince Netflix that he has mainstream appeal, and then they'll order the show (once his current contract is up). If he doesn't get the show, he can ride off into the sunset, having successfully rewritten his history.

They already have this exact show with David Letterman, why would they want neutered Howard?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

JB50 posted:

They already have this exact show with David Letterman, why would they want neutered Howard?

I don't think they do, which is why it didn't happen in 2015 when his contract was expiring. My guess is that if it even proceeded far enough to study if audiences would be receptive or interested in the proposed show, there was likely a conclusion that people still associate him with his shock jock image. So in an effort to fix his image, he releases a book that is effectively titled, "Howard Stern Has Evolved, Please Accept Me!".

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Sand Monster posted:

Howard's new demographic is essentially the soccer mom audience. He is (and has been since the "AGT" days) pining for a Netflix show where he just does celebrity interviews. The book press tour isn't really about promoting the book as much as it is giving him an excuse to go on shows like "The VIew" and essentially say, "hey, you may remember me as the guy who was obsessed with strippers and porn stars, but I've changed". This way, his PR people can convince Netflix that he has mainstream appeal, and then they'll order the show (once his current contract is up). If he doesn't get the show, he can ride off into the sunset, having successfully rewritten his history.

I don't know how you can even say his demographic is essentially soccer moms. The show is really pulled back, but they sprinkle in just enough weird poo poo to turn off any of those new listeners he would be attracting to the show.

Like... you hear his interviews and decide to tune into his show, and then hear Richard pouring Champagne into his rear end in a top hat.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The soccer moms are the books audience not the radio shows

I don’t even know who buys books anymore but it probably includes soccer moms

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Astro7x posted:

Like... you hear his interviews and decide to tune into his show, and then hear Richard pouring Champagne into his rear end in a top hat.

Or Fist Fest...

A classic for Monday morning, Mike Walker calls a bakery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSUsc53yrRA

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Imagine a soccer mom watching evolved Howard on Good Morning America and deciding to subscribe to Sirius, then getting hit in the face with discussion of gay dudes eating each other's "rear end meat" while she's driving in the minivan with her kids.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Artie arrested again...

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/05/artie-lange-arrested-violated-probation-drug-court/

quote:

Artie Lange just can’t stop getting into trouble.

The drug-addled comic has been arrested by the Essex County Sheriff’s Office in New Jersey, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

“Lange is non-compliant,” officials told Radar. “Consequently, he will be taken into custody by officers from the Essex County Sheriff’s Office. He will be returned to the Essex County Correctional Facility in Newark.”

According to officials, Lange, 51, was in violation of his probation while completing his drug court program.

“All the stories gave the impression he was doing great, but that is not the case,” the official added.

As Radar readers know, Lange’s worst nightmare became a grave reality when the troubled comic was ordered into an intense six-month drug court program back in March.

Lange was previously arrested on January 31 for testing positive for cocaine.

After detoxing for three days in jail, he was checked into a 30-day rehab program at a halfway house before entering the drug court program.

His current legal woes stem from an initial 2017 arrest for cocaine and heroin possession, though he has struggled with drug addiction for years.

Story developing.

edit:

Looks like he hasn't been arrested yet.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-artis-lange-arrested-entertainment-drugs-20190520-56aiffij2ve7bhc7c2rcqshrxq-story.html

quote:

Comedian Artie Lange is expected to be arrested soon in New Jersey on probation violation

Comic and former Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange is expected to be arrested in New Jersey on a drug-related case.

The Essex County Sheriff’s Office told the Daily News Monday afternoon that they expect to soon have the 51-year-old funnyman in hand in relation to his drug probation.

“Artie Lange’s drug problems aren’t at the top of our list, but I think he’ll be in custody by morning,” a law enforcement source said.

Lange’s most recent infraction is said to be tied to a court ordered drug treatment program he was to attend in March. The mandatory six-month treatment program stemmed from a 2017 heroin arrest, according to an Essex County official, who said police had picked up Lange on May 12 near his Hoboken, N.J., home with “a clear plastic bag with heroin on his lap in his Range Rover.”

The Sheriff’s office said an earlier report that Lange was in custody was incorrect and.

Lange could not be reached for comment.

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 02:48 on May 21, 2019

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Good lord. I would say he needs prison time but I honestly think he could use his celebrity to get junk in prison and just OD on dirty poo poo. I get that he is a horrible addict, but I am starting to fall back in to feeling sorry for him. He is so bad that either he has never had a truly strong, long term person to police him 24/7 for months/years or he is impossible and should have followed his idols years ago.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



pray 4 artie

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

*Artie drops dead from heroin next month*

"Gee I was just about to send him a letter, Robin."

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
lol just lol

The Biggest Fuckup, at least his comedy idols were able to OD by the age of 30 or whatever

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

Can I tell you my favorite Artie Lange story, real briefly?

I don't know exactly why this struck me so funny but when Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" was a hit, I remember thinking this is just a pop version of that 90's song... then Howard was playing it and says of all things "gee, this is such an original idea for a song", leading to Fred saying "Huh there was a song just like this in the 90's", and playing it. Like 10 seconds in Artie goes "Yeah, this is the thinking man's version". For some reason it still makes me laugh to think about.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

thumper57 posted:

Can I tell you my favorite Artie Lange story, real briefly?

I don't know exactly why this struck me so funny but when Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" was a hit, I remember thinking this is just a pop version of that 90's song... then Howard was playing it and says of all things "gee, this is such an original idea for a song", leading to Fred saying "Huh there was a song just like this in the 90's", and playing it. Like 10 seconds in Artie goes "Yeah, this is the thinking man's version". For some reason it still makes me laugh to think about.

Dont you mean the Sal Governale hit "I pissed on a girl" ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HxVD5YRGIk

Also, Artie violating probation could be tons of things other then pissing dirty.
I mean the odds are that he did...but it could have also been something like getting into a fight at his halfway house, not checking in with probation officer, missing a scheduled piss test etc...

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Artie is only 51? Good lord.

I am not used to seeing people be in such bad shape for so long, so I didn't know that it was even humanly possible to gently caress one's self up that much in so little time while also managing to survive somehow. Amy Winehouse died at 27, and yet Artie noselessly soldiers on.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Artie looks like a Dick Tracy villian now.



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s wack pack

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
he looks like a loving duck

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I wonder if it's possible to get his nose un-collapsed. That seems like something you'd want to do.

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