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Seaside Loafer posted:Oh please dans best work is clearly this: I love this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpgIxh6Afnw
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I spent the weekend building a popsicle-stick bridge for my daughter's science class, dealing with the crappy bent popsicle sticks the whole time I'm thinking about the drunk Scores stripper who kept yelling at Ronnie "YOU GOTTA CURVED COCK!" and Ronnie kept saying"Howduh YOU know?" like she'd never been bullied by the mob into sleeping with him.
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Feb 10, 2015 14:40
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"He's all integrity, that guy. Total integrity." "If you could describe Howard in one word, what would it be?" "...Integrity"
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Jul 4, 2015 13:24
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Was going to repost my favorite Riley song (California Dreamin), but the old link doesn't work. The Slim Shady one was pretty strong too though: In 1953 near the St Francis River, I heard a voice say... O-Qua Tangin Wann... Qua Omsa... La-Juwann
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok, so who's got the better parody songs? Targzissians are obviously reptilian.
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Apr 9, 2016 14:58
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:"I... I.... I.... Oyyyyyyyy'm gonna... a..... na..... cum." All I remember is he kept saying "Deep and wet deep and wet deep and wet" repeatedly
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Apr 23, 2016 02:59
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I just bought a Sonos, and it took everything I had not to keep going "Sonos, Boff" over and over. Instead I just asked the Best Buy guy what he did for a living.
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May 7, 2016 18:37
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Bonzo posted:My years and listening finally paid off! I won bar trivia the other night because no one else could identify this 90s one hit wonder. It always kills me when I hear this song, right near the end (before the guy actually sings the sampled BB part himself) there's a burst of static-y mumbling that sounds exactly like Baba Booey coming in on his office mic... considering how often that song seems to come up I'm surprised they never commented on it, though they probably just never made it that far into the song.
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May 18, 2016 13:20
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Finndo posted:Artie's rant was pretty well structured I thought but he most assuredly is not "over it" or "past it" or whatever he has been claiming. I think about halfway through his time at Sirius he picked up the "uckkkgh" throat sound he used to dig at High Pitch over, and never lost it. Also everything he was saying seemed pretty sensible - the kind of "yeah I guess I get that he'd rather bromance Orlando Bloom but I'm still disappointed to learn my hero is just another starfucker", but then he gets into the whole "hmm, Marci says I should get rid of Artie, how do I do that?" theorizing that seems pretty weird, unless Artie feels Howard's master plan was "wait for Artie to stab himself repeatedly in the stomach"?
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Oct 22, 2016 03:15
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I think it's weird people here bust on this Turk lady... like Howard has always seemed like a bit of an idiot with how he runs his life: is Gary the producer on the biggest radio show ever because he's the world's greatest radio producer, or just because he was an intern or whatever in 1982 and it's easier to just coast with that guy than hire someone new? Was Jeff Shick the IT guy every billionaire dreams of, or just the guy Howard knew so he kept dealing with him? Wasn't he still on Lotus Notes in like 2007? Seems like basically he's just said "look I'm a huge baby and can't do anything myself, here are my goals make them happen" and she just does what he should have been doing for years. If the objection is really just that the show's content sucks, isn't that really about it being what Howard wants to do and not his employees fault?
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Oct 27, 2016 18:25
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Dr.Caligari posted:Gilbert no longer welcome was the last straw for me My favorite thing with Gilbert (other than the whole "while Robin's father was molesting her, he would close his eyes and pretend she was her sister", which my wife maintains I'm a monster for laughing at) was when he first came in after Artie left... instead of avoiding the topic he goes right back to the usual "Artie gives me advice in publishing a DVD" imitation but with "Artie gives me advice on killing myself". See what you gotta do is, you gotta stab youself repeatedly in the stomach. Just once won't do it, you gotta do it repeatedly
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Oct 30, 2016 18:37
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Yup, runner's high, buying coke from "mexican kids" during dirty work audition, Patrick Ewing's mother thought that's how you spell Anthony. I don't think Artie's actually there, I think Opie just has an "Artie Drops" app on his phone.
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Nov 1, 2016 21:04
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He'll chase 'em down with chocolate shakes.
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Dec 3, 2016 13:52
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Your Gay Uncle posted:One of my favorite Fred moments was when they were reading her website and he said " Eric, it will never work, one of her biggest turn ons is a walk on the beach". Is this really true, though? Maybe my memory is fuzzy but it always struck me that the whole thing was a bit cooked up by Fratto for airtime, and that Kendra was just in on the deal. Edit: Like "Leesen ya little fucker, what weere gonna do is get this girl, see, and we're gonna say she's yer girlfriend. Hooward will flip, I promise. I founder on the eenternet!" thumper57 fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Quick history of Spice and Bubba After Artie I always thought Manson was super-talented, but REALLY in need of someone like Howard to stomp hard on mediocre bits and get the decent ones edited down. Like some of the song parodies would be 75% excellent and 25% filler (and some should have never made the air at all - like an infommercial for a Christina Aguilera album which is just a "she's a slut" joke stretched out to 6 minutes that Bubba would play daily 10 years after it was relevant, just because it was long enough he could go get mcmuffins or whatever) Edit: Oh yeah and I forgot my point while rambling - I always figured Spice really hated Bubba all along, but was decent enough at hiding it that he could keep riding the train so long as he had a popular-enough show. As soon as the show started to spiral Spice jumped, even for a crappy timeslot.
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Jan 5, 2017 14:33
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Zoben posted:That was her, yeah. Man she was purty. I love this pic of them: Holy poo poo. Fred, kindly play the *doink* wood/boner noise please.
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Jan 10, 2017 18:12
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an adult beverage posted:Anybody watch Rick and Morty? I just started watching it and didn't realize Richard did some voices for the show. He does his flu voice as the voice of a monster. He also voices the monsters earlier in the episode and they are chanting "droppin' loads". I'm not falling for this, that monster sounds an awful lot like the retarded flu...
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Feb 14, 2017 14:23
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CortezFantastic posted:Ronnie's a four foot tall old angry jewwww God, this song is part of whatever mixtape they play during lane swim at the rec center I've been going to lately, and inevitably at some point my ear will be above water long enough to hear a bit of the chorus... after which I spend the rest of my time singing AND HIS BELLY'S YUUUUUGE underwater.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:10
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I like to imagine Howard's dad's funeral as a really somber affair, Howard and his sister there all mournful, Beth in veil and black dress with no back and a belly window cut-out; at some really inappropriate moment drifting in from outside the security perimeter you hear "HooowwWID! We WUV YOU! You don't need you fawthuh, it's your fans who weally wuv you! ALL I NEEEEEEEED..." (sometimes I imagine Fred is there, and with great gravitas removes his phone from his pocket, launches a soundboard app and hits the sound of sad crows)
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May 13, 2017 14:29
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I think I found it: Man I've just heard clips from this for years, was pretty interested - but 10 mins in it's barely listenable. Bubba just keeps hitting Moonshine Miller's theme song like twice a minute, so far I've heard like 0:45 of people arguing and 9:15 of this dumb song.
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Dec 1, 2017 01:05
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My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps *BWAOWAAP*
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Mar 22, 2018 13:07
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Bonzo posted:Was KissyPhur on the guest list? Was Pedro there? hoot
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Sep 6, 2018 23:15
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Sand Monster posted:He was pretty delusional with women, too, like to the point where he legitimately thought he might have a chance to date Ashley Dupre, or when he gave that secretary at SIRIUS (who was apparently a 9 or 10 out of 10) his phone number and tried to say he was just joking around. I'm 90% sure he also tried to ask out Kristen Wiig (who at the time or shortly after had a movie in theaters in which she was sleeping with John Hamm)
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Sep 7, 2018 17:15
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Give Rodney a chance!
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Sep 11, 2018 23:29
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prefect posted:I'm impressed that he said "Obese Radio Humor.com" and didn't make it all complicated like his imaginary e-mail addresses. He doesn't know where those keys are.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:14
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What else Robin
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Dec 9, 2018 18:14
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And that time Steve Langford got bit by a werewolf, and someone - I think it was you? - had to shoot him with that silver bullet?
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Jan 8, 2019 14:02
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Does anybody else routinely get the Mike Walker My Sharona stuck in their head for hours at a time? Dunna-nunna-nuh-nuh, huh-huh, heh-heh, oooohhh maan - BWAOWAOWAAAP, WHOA!
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Mar 9, 2019 15:50
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I got bored about 5 minutes into the "rant" and turned it off, then I went gay for a while. I don't think it was genuine at all, I think he needed to fill a few minutes and was trying to bootstrap some content (for the record I thought the same thing at the time when he pulled this with Rachel Hunter - like "poo poo, now I have 15 minutes to fill up")
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Mar 19, 2019 13:53
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1-4-3, it's the code that you type! 1-4-3, if you're FUCKIN SAL'S WIIIIIIFE
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Mar 25, 2019 19:53
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I was in Home Depot this morning and they were playing "Drift Away". Needless to say, I was not singing the original lyrics
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Apr 2, 2019 18:25
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The book reveal prediction: He'll finally admit he killed Anna Nicole Smith
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Apr 18, 2019 12:10
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I was so hard in the bathtub Robin, you have no idea.
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May 2, 2019 17:38
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Can I tell you my favorite Artie Lange story, real briefly? I don't know exactly why this struck me so funny but when Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" was a hit, I remember thinking this is just a pop version of that 90's song... then Howard was playing it and says of all things "gee, this is such an original idea for a song", leading to Fred saying "Huh there was a song just like this in the 90's", and playing it. Like 10 seconds in Artie goes "Yeah, this is the thinking man's version". For some reason it still makes me laugh to think about.
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May 21, 2019 13:11
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The Targzissians are obviously reptilian.
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May 24, 2019 15:40
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God that's a handsome gentleman.
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May 30, 2019 20:57
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Suckamuckagus
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Jun 3, 2019 02:23
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Aboogliada-da Yag-eel-mool Uh, moogi-woogayo
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I get a strongsmellfromfrommywang
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YeahTubaMike posted:At any rate, I listened to a bit where KC tried to plug some lawyer pyramid scheme, which he calls a "legal pyramid", then he calls in later to call it multi-level marketing, as if that's any better. loving hilarious. KC's gay. But we already knew that aaaaaanywaaaaaaaay
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