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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I started listening during The Sirius Years and I have come to the conclusion that I'm an Artie Lange - not Howard Stern - fan. When you are turning Steve Brandano into an on-air personality and spending hours discussing how valid his various emotions are, you have truly entered into a world from which there is no return: and that was the best of today's show!

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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Howard taking poo poo on the Windows 7 phones and having a "Commodore 64 phone" was pretty awesome, I must admit.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Why aren't they replaying the show? What is this "Spotlight on Stuttering John" poo poo?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
It's "gee-uh-teen" with a soft "g". poo poo drove me insane.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Coe ki yain

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Jesus. From SFN: Robin's reaction to Jeff Conaway's overdose:

@drdrew I guess you can't get cured on tv. http://lat.ms/m4cMD6

That's just...an evil, terrible thing to do. Holy poo poo.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The 1 less day every other week (or so) makes such a huge difference. It feels like theres no show left at all.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Mind blown.

Hopefully some caller will stir some poo poo up.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
My dad is 61 and he is balding in front but still has quite a bit of black hair. I mean it isnt common but its not the dodo bird. Bodes well for me. :)

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
What the gently caress Robin ruined the AGT announcement so bad. Jesus.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Smeep posted:

I'm so confused. Is Howard live today (Friday)? Or did I miss this in the show yesterday?

Today is Thursday.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
So this is it, huh? It's going to be an entire year full of AGT talk? How loving insufferable this show has become. There is no light at the end of this tunnel. What a god damned shame.

Edit: Ah yes, no show would be complete without a call from the parade of horribles sycophant Bobo.

Why do I keep thinking maybe the show will get better? Why do I feel and act like a battered spouse? Someone please help me.

beergod fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jan 3, 2012

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Can someone please post a link to the ETM and Artie packs? I searched the forums and couldn't find it (I know its here somewhere).

Thanks!

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Thanks.

There is no doubt ETM is a complete sociopath. He needs to be institutionalized and I am not kidding.

Edit: Holy poo poo Sal does an amazing Howard impression. It is uncanny.

Edit Two: Has anyone seen "Supertwink" or have a link to it?

beergod fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jan 15, 2012

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
This ETM pack is a treasure trove. Artie busting on him is the best.

Bye forever shithead.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The show is offensively terrible. Chris loving Cornell again? Good lord when will it end?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
"Hey Eric. Who's Blue Iris? This is Katherine McPhee. Oh my god, Katherine McPhee loves to have her pussy licked. I want to suck your cock!"

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
loving Joan Rivers again? The Show is a parody of itself. I started listening to loving *Pandora* at work it has gotten so bad.

Edit: Holy poo poo ETM is the best. He calls into the show, finally agreeing to flying with balloons.

Howard: "Any stipulations or conditions?"

ETM: "No, except I want to go to [some lovely awards show]."

Howard: "OK. Anything else?"

ETM: "I also want a role in the show Heroes."

Everyone: "WTF LOL"

EDIT TWO:

This is from Perez Hilton's website re: Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler feud or something. He's so catty!

"Everybody knows that if you want to talk trash about someone, there is no better place to do it than on Howard Stern's radio show. First of all, nobody listens to it, so whatever you say will probably go unheard. And secondly, the person you are bad-mouthing has zero chance of ever being invited onto the show the day after you, so they won't get to respond to every nasty thing you've said about them."

beergod fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jan 25, 2012

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Have you ever been with a black guy? Does he have a big thick beer-can cock? Do you do anal?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I've gotta say, this ETM pack has given me more pleasure than just about any entertainment in the last few years. Whenever I catch myself listening to the Show now and wonder why, I guess it's because it used to be so brilliant in so many ways that I keep hoping it'll somehow be like that again.

Anyways, Kendra was an absolute monster. ETM is a horrible, horrible person, but I think he's mentally ill in a lot of ways. Kendra was just a sociopath. gently caress her.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I think the first time they play ETM's song to Kendra is arguably the greatest moment of the Show since I began seriously listening to it (2006).

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
"Hey Rick, Hey Artie. How about that Super Bowl huh?"

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Why was the Show not on today? It isn't a vacation etc.? Usually I can figure out why he's on break, but not today.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

-Atom- posted:

He probably took the day off on account of his AGT travel.

Howard did have Gary shuffle around their vacation days to work around his new schedule.

In that case we are likely going to get some Thursday shows, no? If he has to make them up.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Eric the shithead

Edit: love Beth's twisted panties.

beergod fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Mar 26, 2012

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

What does 'with Prejudice' mean? That Howard has to pay their court costs?

It means that a complaint involving the same set of facts cannot be filed again. The order is explicit that no one is getting fees or costs. Stern could appeal but it is a truly terrible case. What does stern in is the merger language in the contract. Why bother to have the merger language if you are going to also be bonusing out for a merger based on other contract provisions? It doesn't make sense.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
This is somehow worse than I anticipated. What a travesty. I wasn't expecting the wire but even as far as they types of shows go it is all time bad.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I stuck it out and it has grown on me a bit. I think my main gripe is the way it's edited and paced.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Wait is it confirmed robin has cancer or are we still just speculating?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Benjy is worth having on just for Fred's impression and the spins on various celebrity names.

George Ballooney.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The worst (best) ever is gilberts president Obama.

I's bes the president.

I'll have the watermelon salad.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
These shitheads are off for two more weeks? Seriously.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Wig zapruder film

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/38030-***BREAKING-HARD-The-Letterman-Incident-or-How-I-Learned-to-Love-the-Wig!/page10

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
This is hilarious: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/09/24/howard_stern_interviews_obama_supporters_2012-comments.html

It was also linked on drudge.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/43523-Howard-s-Gift-to-Sharon-Osbourne

Oh my loving god. There are no words. No words.

Like. Is she supposed to wear that? If so, where and on what occasion? On what occasion would she ever fancy wearing that?

beergod fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 17, 2012

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Sigh. Late-stage drug and alcoholism plus being a total moron that likely lacks the insight necessary to seek out and receive treatment equals someone is going to be dead before all of this is said and done:

http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/19/miss-howard-stern-andrea-ownbey-arrested-dui-sirius-xm/

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
There's a world of difference between goofing on Gary for collecting cell animation and whatever the gently caress that was all week. It was just such an unreal display of narcissism and public shaming and mental illness that it really moved outside the realm of entertainment and became more or less torture porn.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Well guys, this is my stop. There's no way I can suffer another entire year of AGT talk. There's just no incentive at all for them to put on a good show now. It really is some of the very worst talk radio ever, day after day, no end in sight.

I would probably be more receptive to it if everyone didn't pretend they arent working on a massive pile of poo poo for a show. The endless ramblings of myriad sycophants just makes it all thousands and thousands of times worse.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Lena Dunham is fat. Please get over it.

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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

This is like the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm loving crying.

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