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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

SyRauk posted:

Mike Pence aka Mike Pence.

I laughed pretty hard at this.

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Solvent
Jan 24, 2013



This .gif taken from an undeserving antisemite and given to a poor.

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Harton posted:

I laughed pretty hard at this.

Can I get you a chocolate covered pretzel?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Solvent posted:

Can I get you a chocolate covered pretzel?

I don't get it.

Gimmedaroot
Aug 10, 2006

America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.
-Barack Obama

SeANMcBAY posted:

Bill taking a knee after making GBS threads on Kaepernick last year was too much for me. He's a loving hack, even more so since Trump won.

Even more annoying since he was mostly going after Kaepernick because of what K said about Hillary. Bill admitted a few shows ago that although he voted for her and wished she had won that he still wasn't a fan of Hillary, but lately he's really been kissing her rear end. And not a word about Bernie's "Medicare for all" despite agreeing with Michael Moore that if its good enough for other countries, its good enough for us. And not a word when Leibowitz called Bernie a narcissist, which is especially funny when you look at who is in the White House. Someone must have Bill's prick in their pocket, as usual.

At least I'm with Bill on the Russia scandal. And props to Morello for giving it a try.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean

If I recall he actually spoke out AGAINST Medicare for all a couple episodes ago.

Also who the gently caress does he think he's fooling calling himself a libertarian over and over again?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!



TheBizzness posted:

Also who the gently caress does he think he's fooling calling himself a libertarian over and over again?

No but you see he takes those silly liberal snowflakes to task too!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 12, 2016



TheBizzness posted:

Also who the gently caress does he think he's fooling calling himself a libertarian over and over again?

tbf he is an uninformed dipshit

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



i will never understand the "bernie is a narcissist" smear.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003
Quick! Report this post! For some reason it always works out in your favor!

I was wondering last week if Bill had known that the Seattle bus Nazi got (brutally) knocked out roughly an hour and a half after someone posted on reddit that they saw him on the bus. He went to arguable the best block downtown to get knocked out wearing that, while supposedly threatening people. He also showed up in a park downtown about a week later wearing the armband again, but I'm not sure what his progress was at, "civil discourse" that day (get away from my favorite hot dog stand ).

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!



I'd like to see that dipshit walk around Lexington Market for about 10 minutes.

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009


Groovelord Neato posted:

i will never understand the "bernie is a narcissist" smear.

He wasn't anointed* like Clinton was, so for that crowd there's nothing left for him but being cast down as a false prophet sowing discord and strife. This largely marks the difference between him and Nader, who got off with only being a mere extreme scapegoat.

Gimmedaroot
Aug 10, 2006

America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.
-Barack Obama

TheBizzness posted:


Also who the gently caress does he think he's fooling calling himself a libertarian over and over again?

He did that poo poo during the ABC Politically Incorrect years, and endorsed Bob Dole over Bill Clinton in 1996. After he got booted for the 9/11 comments, he went to HBO and went super progressive. He chided people who said he was only calling himself libertarian because of his views on weed then said "yeah, so?" but was otherwise more of a Sanders style progressive. He even had Professor Richard Wolff as a guest talking about socialism and communism and didn't scream at or contradict him.

But ever since Bernie lost last year's primary, he screamed at everyone to vote for Hillary despite "not being a huge fan" but calling her "a nice lady". Now he's kissing her rear end, taking a right turn, and using the term libertarian again because it sounds cool (despite his take downs of Gary Johnson) and he's butt-hurt about being protested at Berkeley. It also might have to do with that weird sex club The New York Post did a story on that he's in. Someone here posted a link to a while back...

Libertarian depends on how Bill feels. Now what the hell is Michael Moore going to talk about when he shows up again? They both were on the same page at one time for Universal Health Care. I also hate how he says its stupid for Bernie to call it Single Payer because people are too stupid and think it means they pay for everything. Bernie was one of the people who came up with the term "medicare for all".

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004

"The apocalyptic scenario in Beverly Hills Chihuahua is what happens if AirBud goes too far"


What sex club

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!



Eyes Wide Shut cosplay for an annual membership that costs more than most people make in a year.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!



Origami Dali posted:

Eyes Wide Shut cosplay for an annual membership that costs more than most people make in a year.

And this was something Bill was in any way secretive about? "Weirdo rich guy sex club" seems like something he'd brag about second only to how much he likes weed.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Gimmedaroot posted:

He did that poo poo during the ABC Politically Incorrect years, and endorsed Bob Dole over Bill Clinton in 1996. After he got booted for the 9/11 comments, he went to HBO and went super progressive. He chided people who said he was only calling himself libertarian because of his views on weed then said "yeah, so?" but was otherwise more of a Sanders style progressive. He even had Professor Richard Wolff as a guest talking about socialism and communism and didn't scream at or contradict him.

But ever since Bernie lost last year's primary, he screamed at everyone to vote for Hillary despite "not being a huge fan" but calling her "a nice lady". Now he's kissing her rear end, taking a right turn, and using the term libertarian again because it sounds cool (despite his take downs of Gary Johnson) and he's butt-hurt about being protested at Berkeley. It also might have to do with that weird sex club The New York Post did a story on that he's in. Someone here posted a link to a while back...

Libertarian depends on how Bill feels. Now what the hell is Michael Moore going to talk about when he shows up again? They both were on the same page at one time for Universal Health Care. I also hate how he says its stupid for Bernie to call it Single Payer because people are too stupid and think it means they pay for everything. Bernie was one of the people who came up with the term "medicare for all".

Assange called him on this last year via satellite and asked Bill point blank "you gave Obama $1 million, would you give the same amount to Hillary?" and Bill's response was "gently caress no"

Bill sold his soul for access to Obama and now he's a slave to the DNC - gently caress him forever

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


Is the current goal of the thread to be dumber than the average panel on late night talk show "Real Time with Bill Maher?"

Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

doctorfrog posted:

Is the current goal of the thread to be dumber than the average panel on late night talk show "Real Time with Bill Maher?"

It sure seems that way. At this point it's actually worse than a reddit political purity test.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

"TELL ME HOW TO GET PIG SEMEN OUT OF SUEDE" Club soda, fucktard.

Holy crap I just googled "bill maher new york sex club" and

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 12, 2016



Groovelord Neato posted:

i will never understand the "bernie is a narcissist" smear.

people whose brains were irreparably broken by the election think sanders was running a ron paul-style grift operation

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

Holy crap I just googled "bill maher new york sex club" and

Wait til you hear about the Rory Gilmore sex boat!

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013



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Space Fish posted:

Wait til you hear about the Rory Gilmore sex boat!

quote:

We're not kidding when we say we understand Gilmore Girls on a much deeper level than you. We're deeply obsessed. I'm sure we could carry on entire conversations solely in quotes, and frankly, I'm surprised we haven't actually done so yet. We play a game sometimes where one of us says a quote, and the other has to name the episode. It's a good game. Except for our friends and family, who have to listen to it.

I don't get it.

Gimmedaroot
Aug 10, 2006

America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.
-Barack Obama

Groovelord Neato posted:

i will never understand the "bernie is a narcissist" smear.

You know how he selfishly got arrested at civil rights demonstrations back in the sixties and was not a "Goldwater Girl"? It was all about him and his political career.

Its like how his book "Guide to Political Revolution" is a tell all about how it was everybody else's fault that he lost the primaries.

"Medicare for all" is just code for "look at me". Not to mention how he talked nonstop about Hillary's emails during the debates. When he endorsed her for President after losing to her in a shady way, he was just being selfish.

Fran knew what she was talking about, she's from Vanity Fair!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



doctorfrog posted:

Is the current goal of the thread to be dumber than the average panel on late night talk show "Real Time with Bill Maher?"

Super Deuce posted:

It sure seems that way. At this point it's actually worse than a reddit political purity test.

hate to break it to you boys...but you're the dumb ones.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG


I have made a lot of incredibly dumb posts in this thread and I regret like probably 70-74% of them

But also this show is garbage lol

gallilee
Jul 24, 2001

Legion of Rainy Day Buddhists

Russel Brand can be, at times, pretty well spoken. But good god he is annoying.

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009


At least Brand put forth more effort to connect the dots on reality than Ford did, especially Ford in OT. Not a week goes by that somebody doesn't take a swing at Sanders by and large---not to mention his bizarre definition(not even the slightest whiff of trying to stand on policy metrics!) of "Left Democrats" being folks that want to do unlikely things as opposed to his already tone deaf A Better Deal crowd that have already managed quite an unlikely thing in Trump and so much more owing to their hubris...

Crystal and Brand with Nuzzi would've made for a much, much better panel even if it definitely would've went wildly tangential.

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.

Solvent posted:

I don't get it.

At one point in the TV series Gilmore Girls, Rory runs away with her boyfriend. Upon returning, her friend tells her it was a huge scandal and to google "rory gilmore sex boat" to see for herself. Similarly, I would have to google "bill maher new york sex club" to get the dirt on him.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!



gallilee posted:

Russel Brand can be, at times, pretty well spoken. But good god he is annoying.

He seemed like the only one there with much of anything to say, even if half of it was bad one liners.


Ford was the worst though. Oh the NRA is willing to have a "discussion" about regulating a thing hardly anyone knew about and has never been used of in a crime before, yeah, we're so much closer to meaningful gun control. Perhaps the republicans will offer free healthcare to black jewish gay norweigian transwomen dreamers, mission accomplished on Medicare for All, "Left Democrats"!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



i cannot imagine being so stupid that you can't understand that the nra is ok with banning bump stocks because it's a meaningless gesture.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 12, 2016



Groovelord Neato posted:

i cannot imagine being so stupid that you can't understand that the nra is ok with banning bump stocks because it's a meaningless gesture.

also they're just taking advantage of a tragedy to push a national open carry reciprocity bill that completely shits all over the concept of state's rights

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Solvent posted:

Can I get you a chocolate covered pretzel?

Harton posted:

I don't get it.

Was this a Dubya joke? From the time he choked on a loving pretzel in his living room?

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004

"The apocalyptic scenario in Beverly Hills Chihuahua is what happens if AirBud goes too far"


Propaganda Machine posted:

Was this a Dubya joke? From the time he choked on a loving pretzel in his living room?

Its an avatar joke.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

banned from Starbucks posted:

Its an avatar joke.

Oh wow, I should have gotten this. Granted it's probably been 10 years since I've seen the godawful movie.

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013



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Harton posted:

Oh wow, I should have gotten this. Granted it's probably been 10 years since I've seen the godawful movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuDQbDdrRO8

I was 13 or so when that movie came out.

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ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009


There was also the buried nugget that, in the wake of the Vegas shooting, sales of said bump stocks went through the roof compared to all these years of low key-steady. Could well be that they can't keep pace with demand, so the NRA's non-statement is likely just a winking nod to bolster those sales even further as the first instance of "Obama's going to take your X away" that made them so much money in Trump's admin.

Ford seems like the type to skim the surface for whatever he wants to hear so as to convert to narrative rocket fuel and then utterly discount the rest and waking reality with it.

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