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Brandy Alexander posted:3>Corner Why wouldn't that be a red?
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Vagabundo posted:If only there were a way to find Keith Hackett's answers. quote:3) Award an indirect free-kick on the goal area line parallel to the goalline at a point nearest the position of the offence. The keeper has deliberately handled the ball from a direct kick from a team-mate. He's not guilty, though, of the red card offence of denying a goal because keepers are allowed to handle the ball inside their own penalty area: his offence is specific. Huh, good to know.
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Apr 14, 2012 14:01
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Modus Trollens posted:1) Offside position, offside
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Apr 27, 2012 18:22
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Ras Het posted:1. Red and penalty; just because he has an excuse for it doesn't mean it's not an unnatural position and thus a handball.
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May 4, 2012 17:11
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Mickolution posted:For the second one, I know there's no rule about the size of gloves, so it should be ok on that front. Only thing I can think of is maybe they should have been inspected before kick-off? Probably ok though. I'm gonna make 3ft x 3ft gloves with netting
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Jun 15, 2012 17:35
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If the dog is harassing one team more than the other or his coat looked more like one of the team's kits, count him as a 12th man, yellow for coming on the field without being acknowledged. Nothing in the Laws says a dog can't play (see: air bud 3: world pup http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161220/).
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Sep 24, 2012 18:05
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For 3, I thought all kits had to be identical, so them saying "but its last year's design" makes me think it's off (different stripes or something) and thus not cool.
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Nov 30, 2012 21:43
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 that's gotta be the strangest artist's rendering of an fro ever, fellaini looks like a lion
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Dec 7, 2012 21:54
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Hoops posted:It's a good question for any other week (yellow for unsportsmanlike conduct I guess), but it's not going to win most original. I'm trying to work something out with time travel from a black hole appearing on the pitch. "A midfielder, totally pumped up from his halftime talk, runs up and down the pitch near the speed of light, .9c, for the final 45 minutes. How much extra injury time do you add to account for the effects of time dilation? Does the game end for everyone at the same time?"
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Dec 10, 2012 21:39
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Your linesman has recently begun taking evening classes on quantum mechanics and with his newfound knowledge of the ambiguity of space and time says that the Heisenberg principal limits his true knowledge of offside and refuses to participate in this Newtonian illusion we have built for ourselves. How do you proceed?
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