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Pointe
Jul 24, 2010

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Operation Paul Bunyan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

Tensions rise between the two Koreas after a NK lieutenant flips the gently caress out over the trimming of one of Kim Il-Sung's trees; killing two American soldiers. America and South Korea decide to calm things down a bit with a massive show of force.

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Pak again demanded that the tree trimming stop, and when Capt. Bonifas again turned his back on him, Pak removed his watch, carefully wrapped it in a handkerchief, placed it in his pocket, and then shouted "Kill them!" as he swung a karate chop to the back of Capt. Bonifas' neck.

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In addition, a 64-man ROK special forces company accompanied them, armed with clubs and trained in Tae Kwon Do, supposedly without firearms. However, once they parked their trucks near the Bridge of No Return, they started throwing out the sandbags that lined the truck bottoms, and handing out M-16 rifles and M-79 grenade launchers that had been concealed below. Several of the special forces men also had Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge.

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