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VoidAltoid
Sep 27, 2005
This whole thread should be full of "I know I said I wanted [X], but this is ridiculous!"

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VoidAltoid
Sep 27, 2005

Mechanical Ape posted:

Powell fought his way out of the house, stabbing three more residents of the Seward household plus a telegram messenger. Everyone survived. Powell escaped only to be arrested three days later. Seward recovered, got some wicked facial scars, and remained Secretary of State under Andrew Johnson. In 1867 he arranged the purchase of Alaska, but you probably knew that already.

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. This guy flips out and goes on a stabbing spree against a bedridden old man and a bunch of other unarmed people in the house... and not a single person dies. What a loving loser.