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Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Is that a wall or obstacle on the base's perimeter? Does it have any effect on movement?

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Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
I really wasn't expecting Void-signature 'mechs. I definitely wasn't expecting Lance bullshit. I cannot wait for this new scenario to get going. :allears:

MVP: For all the reasons already stated, the Anvil
OpForMVPSame as above, the Orion

Teledahn
May 14, 2009

What is that bear doing there?


Subterfrugal posted:

I'd like to think that the fate of the Inner Sphere hangs in the balance between his mustache twirling and Duncan Marik's wiggling eyebrows.

This is going to be fun!

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Ice Fist posted:

Is that a wall or obstacle on the base's perimeter? Does it have any effect on movement?

It's a razorwire fence. So it provides about as much resistance to a `Mech as you'd expect.

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Yea, does the fence have any effect on movement or line of sight?

Can the enemy mechs hit the tents from where they are right now?

What does void sig do exactly?

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

PoptartsNinja posted:

It's a razorwire fence. So it provides about as much resistance to a `Mech as you'd expect.

Combat Phase
Mech Meets Razor Wire
Razor wire rolls 12 - (TAC) Legs removed

:colbert: This is battletech.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

dis astranagant posted:

The Osteon has max ferro-lamellor armor, C3, and 108/72/54 alpha strike damage that covers every range possible including some barely anything else can hit while also bringing some ridiculous disabling capabilities to bear. It's near immune to crits with all that ammo and both CASE II on top of reinforced structure. So yeah, more armor than an Atlas, about as much structure as 2 Atlases, enough ammo to wipe out a battalion and change (remember, this poo poo is Streak so misses don't use ammo), stacking resistances to critical hits, immunity to headcaps, AND enough damage to make wiping out that battalion pretty quick.

So what you're saying is the clans of this era ought to field some in their next mission, somehow?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Affi posted:

Yea, does the fence have any effect on movement or line of sight?

It might give a penalty to a piloting roll if something else forces a piloting roll while you're standing in it? Otherwise no, it doesn't do anything except make the map look pretty.



quote:

Can the enemy mechs hit the tents from where they are right now?

If they have line-of-sight. Tents are a height 0.5 light building with 1 structure, which means a single hit from anything will destroy one and they're not big enough to provide partial cover.



quote:

What does void sig do exactly?

Makes the enemy harder to hit, but also makes it slightly harder for them to hit you.



I'm going to come right out and say it: You're not going to protect everything. This mission is about battlefield triage.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Mar 20, 2014

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


PoptartsNinja posted:

I'm going to come right out and say it: You're not going to protect everything anything. This mission is about battlefield triage.

Corrected statement. The rain of fish cannot be stopped.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Dachshundofdoom posted:

They're Clan tents, they hold twice as many people and are twice as weather-resistant but take up half the space.

Oh thank God, I thought this thread was losing its touch.

And besides, they're Space Mongols, so they're more yurts than tents.

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
So basically our brave pilots will have to kill more then two mechs for every one they lose. Or will there be friendly NPC mechs involved in the fight?

This is going to be one hell of a difficult fight to win.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
"Winning" is not on the table, prima facie.

The raiders that don't just wade into the compound will presumably be up on the ridges to shoot down at the targets, so you could push them off, that would be fun.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Just as an fyi, putting your email in spoiler tags isn't going to hide it from bots. Just put it out there and make it easier for everyone to read.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Triage - The smaller they are, the easier they die. Fancy tech is all well and good, but light mechs versus Clan weaponry is usually short and one-sided.
If you can hit a light 'mech or have good odds against its modifiers, do so.

Range - The majority of stuff for this level IS is generally 15 range max, the occasional 18, plus LRMs and ERPPCs. Keep your distance and you should be able to get into advantageous situations. Should: There will be surprises.

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


Are those a couple of aerotechs? Could they help? :ohdear:

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

PoptartsNinja posted:

It's a razorwire fence. So it provides about as much resistance to a `Mech as you'd expect.

Clan razorwire. Twice as painful to infantry and each roll is half the weight of IS barbed wire.

Also comes with free bean cans which rattle when infantry are crossing the hex (IS don't get those because bean cans are LosTech).

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Chronojam posted:

Are those a couple of aerotechs? Could they help? :ohdear:

You don't need their help. I'm pretty sure that's a fire engine...

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

You don't need their help. I'm pretty sure that's a fire engine...

It's a Mobile HQ, actually! :pseudo:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Awww. Does it at least have a mobile kitchen?

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

goatface posted:

Awww. Does it at least have a mobile kitchen?

Didn't someone make a very specialized food truck for one of the in thread competitions?!

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

-Troika- posted:

Just as an fyi, putting your email in spoiler tags isn't going to hide it from bots. Just put it out there and make it easier for everyone to read.

Unless the point wasn't to hide it from bots.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Gwaihir posted:

Didn't someone make a very specialized food truck for one of the in thread competitions?!

I'm wondering when those 'mechs/vehicles will be coming into play, honestly.

KnoxZone
Jan 27, 2007

If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

apostateCourier posted:

I'm wondering when those 'mechs/vehicles will be coming into play, honestly.

A routine resupply mission for the 1st Crucis Lancers goes awry when the Jade Falcons launch a preemptive assault in the Lancer's rear. Now a convoy of food trucks finds itself in the middle of a battle between a Trinary of Falcon omnimechs and a battalion of hungry Crucis defenders. It is up to Goon truck drivers to navigate the battle and reach the Lancer's outpost without getting killed or captured by the Clanners.

...I would vote for this mission.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


KnoxZone posted:

A routine resupply mission for the 1st Crucis Lancers goes awry when the Jade Falcons launch a preemptive assault in the Lancer's rear. Now a convoy of food trucks finds itself in the middle of a battle between a Trinary of Falcon omnimechs and a battalion of hungry Crucis defenders. It is up to Goon truck drivers to navigate the battle and reach the Lancer's outpost without getting killed or captured by the Clanners.

...I would vote for this mission.

Okay, but what about the other winners? There's the warcrimes Spider, and I think there was a tie for third.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Specialist Contest: Winners!

Standard Winners

Schreck Field Bistro by HelterSkelter


An 80-ton battle restaurant, the only reason we’re not seeing it in this mission is because it’s an Inner Sphere design. The Schreck Bistro is our first place winner!



TBT-3CS Trebuchet by GenericServices


This one’s less likely to see actual in-mission use, but the thought of a Trebuchet flailing around in space is greatly amusing! The Spacebuchet is our second place winner!



SDR-5K-T Spider IFV by apostateCourier


I don't have much to say about it, but it did win third place!



Winning Disqualification Experimentals!

ZEU-9S9 Zeus by AtomikKrab


Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-first place-dakka-dakka-dakka!



PTN Picks!

Igni Firetruck by goatface


Actually submit your awesome entry next time! ‘F’ is for Fire Truck! It’s also for ‘First Place.’



VND-5R Vindicator by dis astranagant


Filthy peasants! Ahahahahaha! Second place!



PTN Disqualification experimental pick!

FLE-22 Flea


I have plans for this, berryjon. Such plans.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 21, 2014

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

PoptartsNinja posted:

PTN Disqualification experimental pick!

FLE-22 Flea


I have plans for this, berryjon. Such plans.

Well, that's certainly a 'mech. I admire the purity of its design.

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

Wales Grey posted:

Well, that's certainly a 'mech. I admire the purity of its design.

Half its weight in GUN, that's the only qualification I had for building this Mech. If I had a 15T Gun, I would have slapped it onto a Hollander instead.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Huh. Could've sworn my Spider was higher up in the vote count.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

People wanted to see my fluff so here it is:

Introducing the VND-5R Counterinsurgency Battlemech

Sometimes no amount of mustache twirling and sleeping with murder cults can keep those lazy servitors in line. In times like these we have no choice but to swiftly and mercilessly put them back in their place and the Vindicator 5R does this like nothing before. It is lightning fast and able to leap tall buildings and other obstacles with incredible ease. 10 small pulse lasers and ample heatsinks allow the VND-5R to cut through rag tag bands of rebel infantry like they weren't even there and keep doing so for as long as necessary. Such firepower can easily demolish any improvised combat vehicles or armed industrialmechs they may have assembled. You may find yourself wondering if the 9.1 million cbill price tag is worth it but that just shows them that you mean business.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

apostateCourier posted:

Huh. Could've sworn my Spider was higher up in the vote count.

The Trebuchet beat it by one vote.


Edit: Whoops, you're right! I knew something looked off! I'm gonna be honest though the ability to carry seven guys just isn't very useful, but I'll find something for it to do!

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Mar 21, 2014

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


PoptartsNinja posted:

The Trebuchet beat it by one vote.

So it did. drat. Though, I thought the top 3 were winners?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


berryjon posted:

Half its weight in GUN, that's the only qualification I had for building this Mech. If I had a 15T Gun, I would have slapped it onto a Hollander instead.

I would say "gauss rifle" but I already invented the Hollander back on page 329 so suck on that.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm so happy the firetruck got recognized. I love that thing.

GenericServices
Apr 28, 2010
Can't help but shed a tear when I see what fine machines this thread put together. These contests always bring out the best in us. Truly, our legions shall shake the world as they march! (Because we got fat from eating at the mobile bistro.)

PoptartsNinja posted:

Edit: Whoops, you're right! I knew something looked off! I'm gonna be honest though the ability to carry seven guys just isn't very useful, but I'll find something for it to do!

Recovering a tech/commando team loaded with precious, precious macguffins sounds like a fine scenario. Maybe give more than one Spider, though, in the event of accidental self-beheading. It'll happen one of these missions, mark my words.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I went back and looked for mech ads that aren't on the list. Here's what I found!

Crab
Centurion
Chameleon


I should really write another of these... but about what?

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I suggest picking one of the past mission MVPs. Complete with testimonial from the winning pilot.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
MVP? Clearly the Ostroc. If ever something needed good press....

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Defiance Industries posted:

I went back and looked for mech ads that aren't on the list. Here's what I found!

Crab
Centurion
Chameleon


I should really write another of these... but about what?

Seconding this:

anakha posted:

I suggest picking one of the past mission MVPs. Complete with testimonial from the winning pilot.

For reference, the MVP list with units that have been featured already removed:

Cylene Campaign OpForce MVP: Hussar (Heishi Robert Finnigan (MIA))
Hostage Situation Player MVP: Wolverine Skinwalker (Bobby "Navajo Wolf" Begay (Bobbin Threadbare))
Hostage Situation Player-Controlled Inanimate Object Honorary MVP: Justice Foot (Lancelot (bunny of doom))
Hostage Situation OpForce MVP: Zhukov Heavy Tank
Hostage Situation Player-Controlled Inanimate Object Honorary MVP: Inferno SRMs
Vipers of Somerset Player MVP: Zeus (Leutnant Samantha Clover (Mukaikubo))
Vipers of Somerset OpForce MVP: Hellbringer (Prime) / Alpha Lucerne (Mechwarrior Drang)
Operation Himinbjörg Player MVP: Javelin ("Hail" (TildeATH))
Operation Himinbjörg Home Guard MVP: Von Luckner Heavy Tank
Operation Himinbjörg Loki MVP: Warrior Attack Helicopter
Nadir OpForce MVP: Elementals
House Call Player MVP: EXT-4NS Exterminator (Acolyte XXVI Evelyn Rush (W.T. Fits))
House Call OpForce MVP: King Crab IIC (Star Colonel Grier Seidman)
Outfoxed Player MVP: Kit Fox (Star Commander Inari (Mary Annette))
Outfoxed OpForce MVP: PHX-2 Phoenix Hawk (Brian Seagroves)
Delaying Action OpForce MVP: Ragnarok (Star Colonel Joshua)
Saving Janos Marik Player MVP: Ostroc (Corporal Janos Valens (ActionZero))
Saving Janos Marik OpForce MVP: Bombarder (Ion Rush)
Counting Coup Player MVP: Gargoyle D (Star Colonel Mitsukaze Ravenwater (Der Waffle Maus))
Caldera OpForce MVP: Bobcat
Hard Landing Player MVP: Atlas (Terrace Williams (Krumbsthumbs))
Hard Landing OpForce MVP: Mars Assault Vehicle (Star Commander Wilberforce)
Meltdown Player MVP: Po (Ethan Parkinson (AtomikKrab))
Meltdown OpForce MVP: Annihilator IIC (Star Captain Tithon Yeh)
Breakout Death Commandos MVP: - Exterminator IIC (Mechwarrior Steve (T.G. Xarbala)
Breakout Hell's Horses MVP: - Rifleman IIC (Mechwarrior Hastur (seekerwithin))
Breakout Overall MVP: - Gargoyle (Star Captain Tjris Amirault (Vlad Antlerkov))
Breakout OpForce MVP: - That Murderous Phoenix Hawk
Hogarth's Heroes Player MVP: - Atlas II (General Thomas Hogarth!!! (Malachite_Dragon))
Hogarth's Heroes Opforce MVP: - Suburbanmech
Steel Will: Yantai Reservation MVP: Firebee (Sgt. Major Anne Bellard (Tiny))
Steel Will: OpForce MVP: Cicada



Now, some of those would be... odd choices, to be sure (Defiance Industries brings you... The Justice Foot! Applique decals of enemy 'Mech heads to be applied to your BattleMech's foot actuators! Only 9.95!), but still!

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Defiance Industries posted:

I should really write another of these... but about what?

Wraith or Anvil.

Anvil: There is no Hammer, please ignore any mech with such a name.

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Well I could never do as good of a job with a Wraith article as Xarbs did with his (even though I continue to take credit for the art since I came up with the idea of giving it control surfaces).

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