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mobn posted:Ha, situations like that go down at the Chuck E Cheese here all the time. There was a 30+ person brawl in the parking lot a couple years back because two dads started fighting over whose kid was next on some machine. did your dad win?
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ForbiddenWonder posted:did your dad win? no i had to go play in the gross ball pit instead
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mobn posted:no i had to go play in the gross ball pit instead Gross ball pits. The beginning of every MMA fan's obsession.
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It's almost as nasty as having to roll armbars with a beginner that doesn't have a cup!
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niethan posted:russian_waterpark_brawl.flv I loving loved that video.
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Aug 18, 2011 16:06
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did I find the right one here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPxUZlQ0cGg
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yes sir
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The only thing missing from that was the Benny Hill theme.
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fatherdog posted:A) Iole is full of poo poo, all of those were legal although some of them required you to pay part of your purse afterwards hahahaha the first point is like a video game everytime joe son punched a dick a big golden "-100" appeared in the air
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Captain Log posted:The only thing missing from that was the Benny Hill theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEh8RJ2Bd8&feature=related
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Save Russian Jews posted:everytime joe son punched a dick a big golden "-100" appeared in the air  You sure you don't mean keith hackney? iirc, hackney was the package punching prophet in that fight.
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Joe Son was taking the dick punches. Which is pretty great ironic justice since he was charged with participating in a gang rape.
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Aug 21, 2011 01:30
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Preemptive surrogate vengeance.
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"what is a man? a miserable little pile of submissions. but enough talk...have at you!" - draculino maghaghepahig
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abortionfailure posted:
loving hell i'm dumb sometimes.
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This is a really, really basic question, but a common phrase in striking is "creatng angles" I can sort of imagine what that might mean, but would someone mind being a little more specific?
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Snowman_McK posted:This is a really, really basic question, but a common phrase in striking is "creatng angles" I can sort of imagine what that might mean, but would someone mind being a little more specific?
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It's also about positioning yourself such that you can throw good, hard, accurate punches but your opponent can't. Watch Anderson Silva or Lyoto Machida and see how often it happens that when one of them is punching a guy in the mouth, there's no real angle for that guy to punch back with anything but a weird, off balance arm punch.
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Cool, that's pretty much what I thought it was, thanks. Another, related question. I was watching Houston Alexander's most recent fight, and he kept throwing his lead hand out. Kind of like a jab, but he was really sitting into it, he managed a knockdown off of it (admittedly it was at heavyweight, but still) so it was a jab, but with quite a lot of power. Is that a different kind of strike?
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Snowman_McK posted:Cool, that's pretty much what I thought it was, thanks. some guys do this, Bas rutten calls it a 'left straight' rather than a jab. people who use it in place of a jab are generally of the mindset that a normal jab is too risky and a bad way to keep distance in MMA with the small gloves and variety of attacks, so they commit more to it
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that's a pretty dumb name, left straight happens when an orthodox fighter fires a left from the southpaw stance following a right roundhouse. it's just a strong jab, some boxers like miguel cotto love that punch.
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there is a school of thought that a hard jab is a very strong, yet under utilized, mma tool due to the small gloves and ability to swarm a guy if you knock him off balance. A lot of those old timey bare knuckle boxing guides show guys throwing those stiff jabs. I think it's really interesting to watch MMA striking evolve beyond (kick)boxing/Muay thai into its own unique style.
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MMA is weird, sometimes you'll see a guy like Lytle wing haymakers that never knock anyone out and then you"ll go back and watch Nick Diaz knock down Robbie Lawler with a jab.
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Xguard86 posted:there is a school of thought that a hard jab is a very strong, yet under utilized, mma tool due to the small gloves and ability to swarm a guy if you knock him off balance. A lot of those old timey bare knuckle boxing guides show guys throwing those stiff jabs. yeah, what usually differentiates the "left straight" from the jab (other than being thrown harder) is that you throw it with your knuckles aligned vertically, the MMA guys who do this generally got it from Bas Rutten, who got it from Jack Dempsey's old book on boxing, which borrowed from the old timey bareknuckle stuff
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and there you go. An old kickboxer I knew had a great dirty boxing technique that I wish MMA fighters would do. He would jab just outside your face, missing intentionally, but he'd hook your neck on the way back which would often pull you forward or at least freeze you momentarily, at which time he would throw a straight directly into your nose. It was like a snap down straight combo.
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Tezcatlipoca posted:MMA is weird, sometimes you'll see a guy like Lytle wing haymakers that never knock anyone out and then you"ll go back and watch Nick Diaz knock down Robbie Lawler with a jab. Most of that is down to timing and placement of the punch.
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BlindSite posted:Most of that is down to timing and placement of the punch. I know I just think it's interesting that it doesn't really matter how much power is behind the punch if it isn't accurate and well timed.
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Tezcatlipoca posted:I know I just think it's interesting that it doesn't really matter how much power is behind the punch if it isn't accurate and well timed.  Walking backwards while throwing what looks like a zero effort punch, but it clearly catches Forrest perfectly and rattles his brain - look at how his head snaps around.
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Anderson Ali: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/8/30/2392313/ufc-134-rio-results-judo-chop-anderson-silva-muhammad-ali-anchor-punch interesting story about the similiarity in Anderson and Ali's hands down jab that seems to have mysterious powers.
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if you are moving forward and get hit the net force smashing your brain into your brain wall is way higher than if you are standing still.
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Gomi Pile posted:if you are moving forward and get hit the net force smashing your brain into your brain wall is way higher than if you are standing still.   
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i remember when that happened fatherdog said it was because he wasn't expecting it not because there was a 300 pound man hurling himself at full speed at melvin's fist
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I literally don't see how mechanically his fat guts and legs make any difference to the force of the punch.
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mobn this is your time to shine, take it away buddy
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niethan posted:I literally don't see how mechanically his fat guts and legs make any difference to the force of the punch. he ran in the wrong direction
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niethan posted:I literally don't see how mechanically his fat guts and legs make any difference to the force of the punch. read a book.
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no. please make a free body diagram for me
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niethan posted:no. please make a free body diagram for me a body like that takes an investment of many thousands of dollars at kfc. it is anything but "free"
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niethan posted:mobn this is your time to shine, take it away buddy physics
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