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Yes, I know all Photoshop threads should start with a submission by the OP. However due to reasons I can't comment on at this time I am legally prevented from using any photo manipulation software. However an image has come up that I feel could be made quite funny by those of you who are actually good with Photoshop. Ideally we could get close to the Zidane headbutt thread after WC 2006. This is El Hadji Diouf. He plays soccer in Scotland for Rangers currently. He's a very unlikable fellow who has spit on children. In his first game for Rangers he was clattered quite hard.  Quite amusing in its own right but then this image appeared  and that's the one I see all the potential in. So have a go at the second image and see what you can do. I'll give the funniest one a free av change
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 Thought I'd be the one to do the inevitable.
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quote:However due to reasons I can't comment on at this time I am legally prevented from using any photo manipulation software. Actually, I think this story would make a better thread. Assuming it's true, when will you able to comment on it?
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Feb 5, 2011 19:46
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I wish I was better at this kind of thing...
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Feb 5, 2011 20:07
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The only reasons I can come up with for that sort of court order are, to be frank, terrifying.
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Feb 5, 2011 20:07
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T. Finn posted:However due to reasons I can't comment on at this time I am legally prevented from using any photo manipulation software. You can't say this and not tell us why. What did you do? edit: does that include mspaint?
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Feb 5, 2011 20:09
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SlightButSteady posted:I wish I was better at this kind of thing... Bravo on this one, the ball bounces perfectly to toss his rear end.
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Feb 5, 2011 20:22
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Jut posted:You can't say this and not tell us why. What did you do? There was a thread about it, maybe it's in archives now. It was called something like "So, my ex-wife wasn't too impressed with her Christmas card..."
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Feb 5, 2011 21:05
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8raz posted:Can you make her kick the ball away at the end, too?
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Feb 5, 2011 21:06
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GIF photoshop threads are some of the best threads on the site. There's going to be so many golden pieces, it'll be like a grab bag of "make my day good" for everyone who visits. 
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Feb 5, 2011 21:09
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I love this thread already. Consequently I had no idea El Hadji was away from Blackburn.
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Feb 5, 2011 21:12
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Feb 5, 2011 21:20
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That Turkey Story posted:Can you make her kick the ball away at the end, too? 
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Feb 5, 2011 21:29
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Do one with Urien giving him the aegis reflector
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Feb 5, 2011 21:39
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Haha, brilliant! I wish I could make a contribution but I'll just give this my fives and follow lol from now on  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 5, 2011 21:40
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Since the OP mentioned it, is there a chance that somebody much more talented and software-having than me to photoshop Zidane in there, somehow headbutting his head so hard he trips? Also, fived for excellence, both existing and potential.
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Feb 5, 2011 21:45
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YourAverageJoe posted:Since the OP mentioned it, is there a chance that somebody much more talented and software-having than me to photoshop Zidane in there, somehow headbutting his head so hard he trips? Also, fived for excellence, both existing and potential. Football is a funny old game, and I think this idea could be a funny old gif
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Feb 5, 2011 21:57
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T. Finn posted:This is El Hadji Diouf. He plays soccer in Scotland for Rangers currently. He's a very unlikable fellow who has spit on children. In his first game for Rangers he was clattered quite hard. Requesting more information about the childspitting please.
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Turtle Necromancer posted:Requesting more information about the childspitting please. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/blackburn-rovers/6221942/El-Hadji-Diouf-wall-of-shame.html Nov 2004: Double spitting disgrace. He is fined £500 for spitting at an 11-year-old Middlesbrough supporter and then, later that same month, Bolton fine him a fortnight's wages and ban him for three games after he spat at Portsmouth captain Arjan de Zeeuw. Diouf admits he showed a "lack of moral responsibility". March 2003: While at Liverpool, Diouf was fined two weeks wages by the club, £5,000 by the Glasgow Sheriff Court and handed a two-match ban after spitting at Celtic supporters during a Uefa Cup tie at Celtic Park. Sept 2009: Investigated by police for allegedly make racist comment to white ball boy during Blackburn's 3-0 defeat to Everton. Loves to spit and loving hates kids.
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Trochanter posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 6, 2011 01:41
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cadfael posted:holy poo poo  
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Trochanter posted:holy poo poo, i love this.
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Feb 6, 2011 01:43
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Trochanter posted:Haha when I saw this I just said "How the gently caress?!" That's so good.
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Trochanter posted:
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SnafuAl posted:
I love the hell out of this.
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Trochanter posted:I laughed at the original shopped GIF because it's pretty much just football.gif (you would've thought he was Italian!), but this is an instant 5. The perfect GIF.
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Feb 6, 2011 02:07
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SnafuAl posted:
The 200 points are a nice touch.
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Big props to wyoming and Trochanter. Is everyone doing these in regular ol' Photoshop?
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Feb 6, 2011 02:51
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Even off the field he's just a clumsy motherfucker.
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HopWallace posted:Even off the field he's just a clumsy motherfucker. wyoming posted:Holy poo poo This thread is fantastic so far
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Feb 6, 2011 02:56
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wyoming posted:That's twice now in this thread I've laughed out loud.
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Orbi posted:I laughed at the original shopped GIF because it's pretty much just football.gif (you would've thought he was Italian!), agreed. you've got to laugh really, now Euros have brought their accursed 'flopping' to noble sports like basketball. idea. maybe the slender man comes into shot and this dusky fellow falls over with fright? but wait - the slender man is Peter Crouch!! just a lil soccer humour for you there
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Feb 6, 2011 03:00
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HopWallace posted:Even off the field he's just a clumsy motherfucker. Ahahaha this is loving perfect. He looks really stoked about jumping into the goddamn fountain too.
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If anyone could compose a simplistic how-to guide to editing animated .gifs I'd be greatly appreciative. It seems like animated-gif photoshops are way more common than they used to be, so I assume people have some pretty solid strategies but googling for guides isn't yielding much. I'm always completely baffled as to how people do it when these threads pop up. Just the basics, what program to use, what tools to use to cut out certain bits, how to incorporate them into another gif without editing the thing frame-by-frame (or is that how people do it?) etc. Love all the submissions so far, and really in awe at all the talent displayed, especially in such a short time.
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