What tripped El Hadji Diouf? A GBS Photoshop Project

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qntm: Jun 17, 2009

Trochanter posted:

I just noticed that right at the end the ball drops on his head and smacks it into the ground one more time. Excellent work

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Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

LE0N posted:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/blackburn-rovers/6221942/El-Hadji-Diouf-wall-of-shame.html

Nov 2004:
Double spitting disgrace. He is fined �500 for spitting at an 11-year-old Middlesbrough supporter and then, later that same month, Bolton fine him a fortnight's wages and ban him for three games after he spat at Portsmouth captain Arjan de Zeeuw. Diouf admits he showed a "lack of moral responsibility".

March 2003:
While at Liverpool, Diouf was fined two weeks wages by the club, �5,000 by the Glasgow Sheriff Court and handed a two-match ban after spitting at Celtic supporters during a Uefa Cup tie at Celtic Park.

Sept 2009:
Investigated by police for allegedly make racist comment to white ball boy during Blackburn's 3-0 defeat to Everton.

Loves to spit and loving hates kids.

Also http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/10/blackburn-rovers-qpr-fa-cup-third-round

"Proper disappointed that El Hadji Diouf was in my ear while am on the deck with a broken leg saying 'gently caress you and gently caress your leg.'"

# ? Feb 6, 2011 19:21

Sutureself: Sep 23, 2007; Well, here's my answer...

First time editing animated gifs, holy balls that's tedious! Could have used a couple more frames after the hit but I've already killed my morning.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 19:23

Sir Winston: Jul 27, 2009

This thread is absolutely incredible.

I am just so so pleased he wasn't in a Blackburn Rovers shirt when he did this, never liked him playing for us so this has made my evening.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 19:39

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:21

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

lil sartre posted:

That's interesting considering he has a charity dedicated to helping kids in Senegal

Maybe he just hates white kids?

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:23

SuperFurryAnimal: May 10, 2004; Super Furry Animal

Chernabog posted:

Haha I love it!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:26

sarr: Mar 24, 2008; Praise the Sun!

Chernabog posted:

Oh my god you just sent me back 20 years, brilliant!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:34

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Sir Winston posted:

This thread is absolutely incredible.

I am just so so pleased he wasn't in a Blackburn Rovers shirt when he did this, never liked him playing for us so this has made my evening.

He's not a bad player, and from what has been written about him he's a nice guy off the field. He's just an absolute oval office on the pitch.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:35

Morganus_Starr: Jan 28, 2001

Chernabog posted:

Hahahah. This is one of the best .gifs I've ever seen on the forums. Kudos.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:41

squirt the daisies: Apr 26, 2009; Immortal Wombat? That game is for pantywaists!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:43

GnatKingCoal: Dec 17, 2008; You, Sir, are UNAmerican!

Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:51

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

GnatKingCoal posted:

Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

He'd be here if I had photoshop on this computer.

It was the first thing that came to mind for me.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:54

Wingless: Mar 3, 2009

Flash sucks for exporting gifs.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 20:57

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

GnatKingCoal posted:

Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

I'm also surprised there hasn't been a "force push" version, but quite thankful!

These submissions have been wonderful, this is truly a magical thread.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 21:20

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

runupon cracker posted:

I'm also surprised there hasn't been a "force push" version, but quite thankful!

Look at the fourth post above yours. You're welcome.

Best thread in a long time, can't wait to see more amazing submissions!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 21:29

Obnoxious Brit: Feb 16, 2008; Absolutely unbearable

God drat this thread is knocking it out of the goddamn park.

Voted golden manbabies.

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# ? Feb 6, 2011 21:34

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

Chernabog posted:

This is absolutely phenomenal.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 21:52

Fermented Tinal: Aug 25, 2005; by Pragmatica

Chernabog posted:

Oh man, I'm gonna have to find my copy and play that game now.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 22:38

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 22:40

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Migishu posted:

What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

Out of this World / Another World. It was on SNES and PC, and they've recently released an HD remake: http://www.anotherworld.fr/anotherworld_uk/index.htm

# ? Feb 6, 2011 22:48

Krenzo: Nov 10, 2004

# ? Feb 7, 2011 00:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Migishu posted:

What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

Here is a beautiful video compilation of all the Out of this World / Another World deaths -proclick-. The one in question starts at 0:25 - enjoy the nostalgia journey...

# ? Feb 7, 2011 01:08