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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

The only thing that looks tasty is a Nunes win in round 3 at +2800 but I am sticking with Rousey. 20k @ -130. I have another 5k to bet on some other fights but I will do that on Saturday during the fights.

this is probably a bad time to ask but can i have $500?

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Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Jase1, please give I.N.R.I five hundred dollars to ring in the new year.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I.N.R.I posted:

this is probably a bad time to ask but can i have $500?

If you can beat me in pool I will give you 5k. I will give you 3 choices for my pool stick a broom a golf club or the reverse end of a pool stick it doesn't matter what you pick because I will beat you with any of those. I would even spot you 4 balls off the table to start. If you lose then you owe me $500.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Pool first then a bike race. The inri/jase challenge

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


jase1 posted:

If you can beat me in pool I will give you 5k. I will give you 3 choices for my pool stick a broom a golf club or the reverse end of a pool stick it doesn't matter what you pick because I will beat you with any of those. I would even spot you 4 balls off the table to start. If you lose then you owe me $500.

Thats the spirit

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Tito bet 50k on Nunez lol

Fozzy The Bear
Sep 27, 2009


Skip My Posts posted:

Tito bet 50k on Nunez lol

Jase, how does it feel to join the ranks of people like Ryan Bader?

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

jase1 posted:

If you can beat me in pool I will give you 5k. I will give you 3 choices for my pool stick a broom a golf club or the reverse end of a pool stick it doesn't matter what you pick because I will beat you with any of those. I would even spot you 4 balls off the table to start. If you lose then you owe me $500.

Please include this in the OP of any new betting thread.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

lego ass bitch

jase1 posted:

If you can beat me in pool I will give you 5k. I will give you 3 choices for my pool stick a broom a golf club or the reverse end of a pool stick it doesn't matter what you pick because I will beat you with any of those. I would even spot you 4 balls off the table to start. If you lose then you owe me $500.

Is this offer available to anyone?

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


jase1 posted:

If you can beat me in pool I will give you 5k. I will give you 3 choices for my pool stick a broom a golf club or the reverse end of a pool stick it doesn't matter what you pick because I will beat you with any of those. I would even spot you 4 balls off the table to start. If you lose then you owe me $500.

I'll take you up on this next time in Vegas, but only if it's 8ball

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Seltzer posted:

Is this offer available to anyone?

Nah just for the poster begging for money because if was a good pool player he would go out and win that $500.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Yeah if you're good at something you can do in a smoky, poorly lit hall where people drink, you should be making money off it. My father in law paid his way through university by playing pool and beating Chinese students at ping pong.

Ended up around $80 yesterday, had 50 on Garbrandt/Nunes at 4.80 but cashed it out for $110 after Garbrandt tooled up Cruz. Lost my nerve on that one, shows I don't have it in me to really gamble. Put $20 of that on Nunes at 2.20 so it went alright in the end.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Nah just for the poster begging for money because if was a good pool player he would go out and win that $500.

Im joking as with the other 200 times i ask whenever you lost a bet, i dont actually want money. but you're right that i'm not very good at pool ... it never really took off in this country

I.N.R.I fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2017 around 09:36

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




i sincerely do want money, i would like one million dollars to be precise.

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Great ideas, good man.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


jase did you know mark hunt had a gambling addiction before, shame on you

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


please god if there's one bet that you must assure this man gloriously wins it is this one

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

This is good.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVwAxsywZNs

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

I think this is a pretty safe bet. Good luck.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


Tito ortiz beat Ryan Bader

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost



jase1

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

this is probably a bad time to ask but can I have $400?

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


MycroftXXX posted:

I think this is a pretty safe bet. Good luck.

lol

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


I.N.R.I posted:

this is probably a bad time to ask but can I have $400?

haha

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Jase, I don't know if you have kids, but now you know what the joy of fatherhood is like.

Unfortunately, it is specifically Chael Sonnen's dad and the joy is the sweet embrace of death keeping you from witnessing any more disappointment.

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

MycroftXXX posted:

I think this is a pretty safe bet. Good luck.

lol everyone look at this idiot

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


i'd still probably bet on chael vs wanderlei

Fozzy The Bear
Sep 27, 2009


jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

Oh poo poo

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

No kids yet! Also I forgot I made the bet and didn't watch the fight until right now and was that a waste. I should have checked the thread first. Packers let me down too hope Brady and the Patriots will bail me out on my terrible picks weekend!

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

100 on arlovski at +340

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



vainman posted:

arlovski at +340

what the gently caress? yeah i'm on that. arlovski is chinny but he hits way too hard to be that much of an underdog against a prospect

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Marching Powder posted:

what the gently caress? yeah i'm on that. arlovski is chinny but he hits way too hard to be that much of an underdog against a prospect

Arlovski is old and busted. Francis is a murder machine and is going to most likely KO him in the first two minutes.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Arlovski hasn't looked bad at all lately? He got KO'd by Stipe and Overeem, but so has everyone else.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


vainman posted:

100 on arlovski at +340

drat that line is tempting

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Mr. Nice! posted:

Arlovski is old and busted. Francis is a murder machine and is going to most likely KO him in the first two minutes.

Arlovski is as busted as he was when he arrived in the ufc again, and all of the guys who beat him recently I'd favour against ngannou

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006


Thats a good line on Arlovski, id give Ngannou a slight edge in the fight but at those odds Arlovski only has to win 25% of the time for you to profit, its Heavyweight and Ngannou hasnt beaten anyone anywhere near good yet

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