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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


world b lee posted:

No one's betting on this crap UK card huh?

No one has any idea of who half of these people are

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world b lee
Feb 1, 2006
Is it a frog? Is it a toad?

So? There's the gimme bet of an Asian dude losing on the undercard (even though I hope Omigawa wins).

Remora
Aug 15, 2010


Etim, Alves, Barao, Munoz. I don't bet on MMA with real money.

Mentalfloss
Nov 18, 2003

Grandma is a whore

Maybe you should!

Remora
Aug 15, 2010


YeahToast posted:

Maybe you should!

I thought about it and people yelled at me for being a stupid

Quodio Stotes
Aug 8, 2010

by angerbot


Anyone betting on Hendo?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


Quodio Stotes posted:

Anyone betting on Hendo?

Patriots.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Fun Shoe

Quodio Stotes posted:

Anyone betting on Hendo?

I'm not betting on him(because don't bet on mma) but I would like for him to win so I can see him vs. Jones.

Plus, it's Hendo.

tzorilla
Jul 23, 2007


I guess I will regret this soon:

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


Im a professional gambler who has made online billions in the world of MMA gambling, and my professional advice is to bet on Shogun to win this weekend if youre going to bet at all

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


Edit, but you should be cheering for Hendo to win so that way you're happy with either outcome. Its +EV

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006


Hector Lombard -1400
Trevor Prangley +700

Is it worth entertaining a bet on Prangley?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


nope.

not even at those odds.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

by Lowtax


Ninja PD posted:

Hector Lombard -1400
Trevor Prangley +700

Is it worth entertaining a bet on Prangley?

Prangley's chin is showing signs of wear and Lombard does hit real hard, but Prangley will also be only the second guy Lombard's ever fought who can wrestle at all, and the first was JT Money.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003

...yeah


20 Bucks on Dennis Hallman at +180 just more than covered my bets for the night. So far crazy parlay going ok and have a small parlay on Jones and both Nogs

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003



sorry, frank mir owns

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003



s my d

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!


heres a pro tip always bet on the underdogs

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


niethan posted:

heres a pro tip always bet on the underdogs




Goddamn. Always bet against Polacks.

red19fire
May 26, 2010


Bodog.eu is now bovada.lv. I think I'm going to pull my money out of Latvia.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


red19fire posted:

Bodog.eu is now bovada.lv. I think I'm going to pull my money out of Latvia.

I believe Bodog is pulling out of the US market at the end of the year so that's probably a good idea.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003



niethan posted:

heres a pro tip always bet on the underdogs


lol why the hell was Pokrajac at +600? Even that poor girl who has to fight Cyborg this weekend is only at +550 on Bodog.

Quodio Stotes
Aug 8, 2010

by angerbot


red19fire posted:

Bodog.eu is now bovada.lv. I think I'm going to pull my money out of Latvia.

I was going to start betting than I saw this the other day, What is the 2nd go to site for mma betting? (reliable, cash out quick etc.)

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole



Pillbug

MassRayPer posted:

I believe Bodog is pulling out of the US market at the end of the year so that's probably a good idea.

If you know of a US-friendly site for MMA betting that is going to stick around for a reasonable period of time, let us know. Ever since centsports got merged and lost MMA, I've got nowhere to bet my dollars.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

platero posted:

If you know of a US-friendly site for MMA betting that is going to stick around for a reasonable period of time, let us know. Ever since centsports got merged and lost MMA, I've got nowhere to bet my dollars.

I think it's safe to leave your money with bodog or whatever they renamed themselves. A lot of the guys in the Football betting thread are at least, and it's not shutting down, just moving domains/countries to seek shelter from more gambling laws I would imagine.

Sportsbook.com is where I have my money and they do MMA, though I haven't bet on it. Haven't cashed out yet either, but it looks simple/standard enough. ($5 minimum bets though)

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!


you should bet like a thousand bucks, then you could be a billionaire

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



Hettes looked really uncomfortable standing with Bruce Leroy. I don't think he's going to tap out Phan, either. Phan is the best bet on the card. I have him winning by TKO

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


Lots of fun bets on this card if you are a gambling piece of poo poo, I think Matyushenko has a decent chance at +250, Sean Pierson is also going to lose really badly and its stupid that Dong is bumped down to FB fights just because he lost to current WW champion Carlos Condit

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


24.13 on Lesnar at +135 to win 32.58. It doesn't matter if he wins or gets viciously knocked out, I will be happy either way.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

24.13 on Lesnar at +135 to win 32.58. It doesn't matter if he wins or gets viciously knocked out, I will be happy either way.

This is how I am betting on Friday. I think Brock has a great chance to win and even if he doesn't then that means Overeem won his UFC debut, will fight JDS next, and probably earns a knockout win. That's worth losing ten bucks on.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


As an Overeem superfan and avid not-gambler, given everything that's gone on in Overeem's training camp and the fact that Brock is somehow an underdog that seems as smart as gambling can get

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


Tickle Me Chelmno posted:

As an Overeem superfan and avid not-gambler, given everything that's gone on in Overeem's training camp and the fact that Brock is somehow an underdog that seems as smart as gambling can get

This is also how I feel, as well.

I bet a lot of Real Money on Brock at +130 but then chickened out and hedged most of the bet at even odds with my friend. Here's hoping that whoever wins, it is in a funney and bad way

Pelleas
Apr 24, 2005


If there's anything I learned is that forum favorites lose in a disappointing fashion every time. I am now a bitter mma fan as a result.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


Tickle Me Chelmno posted:

As an Overeem superfan and avid not-gambler, given everything that's gone on in Overeem's training camp and the fact that Brock is somehow an underdog that seems as smart as gambling can get

Search your feelings, Duncan, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your common sense and bet on mma.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Search your feelings, Duncan, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your common sense and bet on mma.

when i heard that bodog changed their name to something that rhymes with "porrada" i seriously considered it

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Pelleas posted:

If there's anything I learned is that forum favorites lose in a disappointing fashion every time. I am now a bitter mma fan as a result.

There is this man Dan Henderson.

And this smaller man, Frankie Edgar.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



I ended up making some lunch money bets.

Phan, $10 to win $4.35
Fitch, $10 to win $4.35
Volkmann, DHK, Gustaffson parley, $4 to win $4.92
Fitch, Castillo parley, $5.11 to win $6.08

Feeling pretty good, Phan and Fitch are the best bets for this card imo. Then again this is MMA and betting can only lead to lots of expletives in the end.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010


Overeem 56.35%
Cerrone 59.00%
Hendricks 50.54%
Gustafsson 55.33%
Hettes 53.50%
Assuncao 60.00%
Kim 61.60%
Escudero 52.50%
Nunes 59.85%

Continue on about your business.

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Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

I really don't ever bet on MMA, but I want to have a dog in the fight when I watch this tomorrow so I made some small bets on Brock and Diaz.

If they pan out, great, if not then hey I probably got to watch a decent fight unlike the last 2 boxing matches I spent money on.

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