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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

who the gently caress put money on matt mitrione what the gently caress is wrong with you

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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STONE COLD 64 posted:

who the gently caress put money on matt mitrione what the gently caress is wrong with you

He was fighting Ryan Bader.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

it's matt mitrione!

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Marching Powder posted:

my plan to win significantly less than the money i put up is working perfectly. now all that has to happen is that blob fedor to somehow not lose to chael, and to be honest i'm starting to doubt. this whole thing is so loving ridiculous that chael sonnen being the heavyweight king of bellator is just too loving stupid to not happen in this loving bizarre organisation.

It makes sense from the hilarity perspective, but Sonnen gets outwrestled and ground to paste by everyone he fights who's as good at wrestling as he is and bigger than he is including TWENTY SEVENTEEN TITO ORTIZ, so if he does get past Fedor Bader's gonna fuckin' wreck him.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

it's matt mitrione!

i tried to tell them about the wrestling, STONE COLD 64, they didn't listen

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was fighting Ryan Bader.

lol. echos of me. 'who the gently caress would put money on gray maynard??'

'he is fighting nick lentz!'

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Bellator deserves all the wrestlefucking for not putting/convincing Lashley to be in this nonsense.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CarlCX posted:

It makes sense from the hilarity perspective, but Sonnen gets outwrestled and ground to paste by everyone he fights who's as good at wrestling as he is and bigger than he is including TWENTY SEVENTEEN TITO ORTIZ, so if he does get past Fedor Bader's gonna fuckin' wreck him.


i tried to tell them about the wrestling, STONE COLD 64, they didn't listen

i was about ready to put the house on bader when mitrione would not shut up about how hard he was going to get wrestled in the pre fight hype vids. 'he will want to wrestle. he'll wrestle all day. but every round starts standi-' *sound of me hammering the +$100 button on my betting website*

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

STONE COLD 64 posted:

who the gently caress put money on matt mitrione what the gently caress is wrong with you

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


you're not wrong, but

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
I tossed a small bet on Chael and the fight lasting over 1.5 rounds.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

CarlCX posted:

you're not wrong, but


lol

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
20 on -244 Fedor to win 8.20 because either way i will be happy

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i got my money on Chael P. at +200 and Chael P. inside the distance at +500. give me some juicy odds on a Chael P. submission win so I can waste more money, thanks sportsbook!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Aye Doc posted:

Chael P. inside the distance at +500

Godspeed

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




this win will bankroll my future bets on Chuck Liddell

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I'm going on blackout because of a time delay, but betting on a Chael submission is like betting on Fedor winning via decision. It ain't gonna happen. Chael turns people to paste, Fedor turns people into paste and punches. Bet accordingly.

(Please GOD let me be wrong)

(I put a moral fiver on Chael)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

A good Fight Night -

Win - 3 Team Parlay
Gian Villante 0.0 (-225)
Court McGee 0.0 (+195)
Anthony Smith 0.0 (+135)

I thought for sure I got hosed by Gian, who I just had on there for parley padding.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



who else is going to put money on derrick like just in case?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

piratepilates posted:

who else is going to put money on derrick like just in case?

sure, but if you put money on lewis and it isn't by ko in round 1 (or 2, if you're feeling frisky) you're leaving money on the table.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



piratepilates posted:

who else is going to put money on derrick like just in case?

I'm putting it all on da black beast. i am pretty sure my ufc win rate in betting is maybe 20%. go Chuck Liddell.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

sure, but if you put money on lewis and it isn't by ko in round 1 (or 2, if you're feeling frisky) you're leaving money on the table.

In the UFC Lewis has 4 finishes after the second round.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

In the UFC Lewis has 4 finishes after the second round.

incredible! were any of those knockouts against a fighter with the pace, wrestling, boxing, and general excellence of the guy who just got done making stipe look like a joke and who has only lost to steroid jones?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Thinking of putting money on Beast

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

incredible! were any of those knockouts against a fighter with the pace, wrestling, boxing, and general excellence of the guy who just got done making stipe look like a joke and who has only lost to steroid jones?

Lost in the 5th and 3rd rounds, hmm.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Lost in the 5th and 3rd rounds, hmm.

you're right, he's getting worse!

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

you're right, he's getting worse!

You just said he was too good.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

You just said he was too good.

yeah and if his trend continues, he'll lose in the (5, 3, .... 1!) first round this time. it's simple maths. hence, black beast by ko in the first.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spb posted:

Thinking of putting money on Beast

do it

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
beast is about 75% of my mma bet wins so i'm gonna put some on him out of loyalty

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

yeah and if his trend continues, he'll lose in the (5, 3, .... 1!) first round this time. it's simple maths. hence, black beast by ko in the first.

He isn't fighting Jon Jones he's fighting Derrick Lewis the guy who gets his rear end kicked until the other guy gets tired enough to get knocked out.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

He isn't fighting Jon Jones he's fighting Derrick Lewis the guy who gets his rear end kicked until the other guy gets tired enough to get knocked out.

dc has five rounds of gas at full pace, so i'll be anxiously waiting for the black beast comeback in the 24th minute which will look remarkably like the 'end of broadcast screen' because dc choked out the black beast 15 minutes ago, cried 12 minutes ago, and then non-descript nu-metal for 5 or so minutes followed by.... nothing. 100$ on the black beast in r5 which is currently paying... like 50 to 1.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I'd go 4th round KO for Lewis. He's been training his cardio.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Black beast at +550 is great odds no matter who is fighting. I’m gonna wait to make a bet a little closer to the fight but most likely it’s him.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Black beast at +550 is great odds no matter who is fighting. I’m gonna wait to make a bet a little closer to the fight but most likely it’s him.

go get 'em, jase

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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It seems like the odds are shifting. Lewis is down to +300 and i saw some of the props shifting on bovada while i was throwing up some funbucks.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
1k on lewis +337

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i didn't really feel like betting today so i just chucked $20 parlay on weidman (decision) and dc (sub) to win like 150

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
1k on Derek Brunson +225

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

jase1 posted:

1k on lewis +337

Will be rooting for you OP

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

i didn't really feel like betting today so i just chucked $20 parlay on weidman (decision) and dc (sub) to win like 150

I did literally the same thing.

We made a bad decision.

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