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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Ugh baseball betting. I did it once on bender to Vegas a long time ago and lost 5k pretty fast. I loving thought I was genius with totals. I just don’t have the patience to sweat a boring rear end game like baseball.

1k on Matt Wiman @ +300 just because he is the biggest underdog of the night as far as I can tell and the pool hall I’m shooting at tonight has espn+ so I will be able to watch my money burn.

I have been working on this idiot for a month at this pool hall. He owns a repair shop for tuner cars and has been coming in with a pocket full of cash. Which either means he sells drugs out of there or chops up cars. We have been shooting 100 a game for the last month or so and I think I’m down 1200 might be a little less. I have been winning about 30 percent of the time. I acted pissed last night and asked him if he wanted to up the bet to 500 so I could try to get some money back. He pulled the I have more money than you do trick and said make it 1k and I agreed. I told him I needed 24 hours to get the money and we are shooting tonight. I picked tonight for a reason. Every Friday is the day he shows up with the biggest roll. So I’m hoping to take it all tonight after I beat his rear end in the first game. He has a big ego and has been bragging a little bit when I’m not around. Last Friday he had at least 7k on him so I’m hoping he has the same tonight.

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Cool, don't get yourself rolled.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

Ugh baseball betting. I did it once on bender to Vegas a long time ago and lost 5k pretty fast. I loving thought I was genius with totals. I just don’t have the patience to sweat a boring rear end game like baseball.

I TOLD YOU to message me about baseball. Sharp action to trail

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Oh I wasn't betting on baseball recently and I won't anytime soon. Just showing my distaste for baseball betting and baseball in general. I just refuse to do it.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

Oh I wasn't betting on baseball recently and I won't anytime soon. Just showing my distaste for baseball betting and baseball in general. I just refuse to do it.

I feel your pain. Good luck with the pool game tonight, always have an exit plan.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




someone's def getting hustled at pool tonight, i'm excited to find out who!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

jase1 posted:

Ugh baseball betting. I did it once on bender to Vegas a long time ago and lost 5k pretty fast. I loving thought I was genius with totals. I just don’t have the patience to sweat a boring rear end game like baseball.

1k on Matt Wiman @ +300 just because he is the biggest underdog of the night as far as I can tell and the pool hall I’m shooting at tonight has espn+ so I will be able to watch my money burn.

I have been working on this idiot for a month at this pool hall. He owns a repair shop for tuner cars and has been coming in with a pocket full of cash. Which either means he sells drugs out of there or chops up cars. We have been shooting 100 a game for the last month or so and I think I’m down 1200 might be a little less. I have been winning about 30 percent of the time. I acted pissed last night and asked him if he wanted to up the bet to 500 so I could try to get some money back. He pulled the I have more money than you do trick and said make it 1k and I agreed. I told him I needed 24 hours to get the money and we are shooting tonight. I picked tonight for a reason. Every Friday is the day he shows up with the biggest roll. So I’m hoping to take it all tonight after I beat his rear end in the first game. He has a big ego and has been bragging a little bit when I’m not around. Last Friday he had at least 7k on him so I’m hoping he has the same tonight.

im not a pool hustler but that guy sounds like a pool hustler. if he carries that much money on him instead of leaving it in his busienss safe he is probably good at gambling and that kind of stuff. well so are you so what do i know.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
btw .. depite being terrible at mma betting having literaly never won a bet, im up £3500ish this year on cycling .. i normally make pocket money from that but thats a fortune for me :-] so i might try fairly big bet on nurgamadeovs next fight before tey start giving him silva style odds all the time

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I.N.R.I posted:

btw .. depite being terrible at mma betting having literaly never won a bet, im up £3500ish this year on cycling .. i normally make pocket money from that but thats a fortune for me :-] so i might try fairly big bet on nurgamadeovs next fight before tey start giving him silva style odds all the time

Can I borrow 300?

Also he bailed last night so someone tipped him off that I was hustling him. Or he just didn’t want to bet that much. Either way a bunch of people gave him poo poo at the casino about backing out. It will be hard for him to gamble at most pool halls around here now until he plays me. It’s amazing how much your ego takes a hit when a bunch of degenerates make fun of you for being scared to gamble.

If he was any good at pool I would have picked up on it right away. If he is hustling me god speed but I’d bet another 1k with anyone that he won’t beat me in another game. I’m that confident in my ability.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

jase1 posted:

Can I borrow 300?

Also he bailed last night so someone tipped him off that I was hustling him. Or he just didn’t want to bet that much. Either way a bunch of people gave him poo poo at the casino about backing out. It will be hard for him to gamble at most pool halls around here now until he plays me. It’s amazing how much your ego takes a hit when a bunch of degenerates make fun of you for being scared to gamble.

If he was any good at pool I would have picked up on it right away. If he is hustling me god speed but I’d bet another 1k with anyone that he won’t beat me in another game. I’m that confident in my ability.

ill tell u what jase .. if im ever i na position to lend u 300 dollars, i will. but unless some latent super gene is about awaken in my body i think im destined for a more modest life

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I love pool hustling stories. :downs:

Had a Yoder, Lee, Barbarena, Zombie parlay/round robin.

Barb was supposed to be parlay padding, and he was the one that lost. Cost me about 40 bucks. Still, not bitching. My round robin made money.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
loving finally there is some MMA I wanna bet.


5k 3 fight parlay. Ngannou -230, Benavidez -160, Maia -185 pays out about 13k if my math is right maybe a little less.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

that maia fight feels like a trap to me.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase1 posted:

loving finally there is some MMA I wanna bet.


5k 3 fight parlay. Ngannou -230, Benavidez -160, Maia -185 pays out about 13k if my math is right maybe a little less.

Good bets, imo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Just need ngannou now.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Gambling is easy.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

cash

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Time to kiss the wife goodnight, meet up with my bookie and go play in a 5-10 plo game with free money.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

jase1 posted:

loving finally there is some MMA I wanna bet.


5k 3 fight parlay. Ngannou -230, Benavidez -160, Maia -185 pays out about 13k if my math is right maybe a little less.

I tailed this for a much smaller amount of money. It was lots of fun!

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die
I'm going to Vegas for fight week, and I was thinking of putting a little pocket change on a fight or two of I find a line that makes sense.

I saw Gilbert Melendez was a large underdog against some guy I've only seen fight once, and I think was British. Any feelings on that fight or the other lines?

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Pwny_Xpress posted:

I'm going to Vegas for fight week, and I was thinking of putting a little pocket change on a fight or two of I find a line that makes sense.

I saw Gilbert Melendez was a large underdog against some guy I've only seen fight once, and I think was British. Any feelings on that fight or the other lines?

IIRC Gil is done.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Arnie Allen is also on a 5-fight winning streak in a deep division. Gil is a big experience step up for Allen, but Gil is also an underdog for a reason.

Also consider that Gil's last win was 6 years ago, before Allen made his UFC debut.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

diego sanchez

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Pwny_Xpress posted:

I'm going to Vegas for fight week, and I was thinking of putting a little pocket change on a fight or two of I find a line that makes sense.

I saw Gilbert Melendez was a large underdog against some guy I've only seen fight once, and I think was British. Any feelings on that fight or the other lines?

Allen has put together a good run so far but I think a lot of it is that Gilbert might be washed. He's pushing 40, has had a near two year layoff, and his last fight before that layoff he took a pretty bad beating from Jeremy Stephens and looked a little outclassed - Stephens is a good fighter but not really an elite one and Gil got his rear end kicked badly by him. And in general his UFC record just sucks and even in his one win he almost got KO'd by Diego.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on Thiago Santos just because I’m up a lot and I would never bet on jones. It’s purely a spite bet that I know I’m probably gonna lose.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I’ve never wanted you to win a bet more in my life.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mr. Nice! posted:

I’ve never wanted you to win a bet more in my life.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Yadong Song -190
Jan Blachowicz +210
Jorge Masvidal +195
Amanda Nunes -360
Michael Chiesa -305
Chance Rencountre +458
Jack Marshman +501
Arnold Allen -310

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Saw your name of the chip board on espn. Run good my friend.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

Saw your name of the chip board on espn. Run good my friend.

Ty sir. I managed to find a bag. Hopefully can find about 8 more.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

5k on Thiago Santos just because I’m up a lot and I would never bet on jones. It’s purely a spite bet that I know I’m probably gonna lose.

poo poo, he's probably the best punchers chance against Jones since the Rumble fight never happened. Godspeed

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

I’ve never wanted you to win a bet more in my life.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

JaySB posted:

Yadong Song -190
Jan Blachowicz +210
Jorge Masvidal +195
Amanda Nunes -360
Michael Chiesa -305
Chance Rencountre +458
Jack Marshman +501
Arnold Allen -310

do people really give masvidal that much of a chance? he let maia cling all over him like one of those climbing exercise drills and askren seems a whole lot stronger

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

do people really give masvidal that much of a chance? he let maia cling all over him like one of those climbing exercise drills and askren seems a whole lot stronger

I doubt Askren is much stronger. Maia is a pretty big welterweight.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

JaySB posted:

Yadong Song -190
Jan Blachowicz +210
Jorge Masvidal +195
Amanda Nunes -360
Michael Chiesa -305
Chance Rencountre +458
Jack Marshman +501
Arnold Allen -310

Mirrored this into a parlay to turn $1.43 into $750

Bovada is awesome for some dumb as gently caress parlays.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
$10 on Blachowicz + masvidal + Holm + Santos to win $1585.70 coz why not?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

turntabler posted:

$10 on Blachowicz + masvidal + Holm + Santos to win $1585.70 coz why not?

this bet owns

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I had $10 on each of them as individuals as well so i am up but Amanda nunes stole Christmas so far. Hopefully Santos gets jones by act of God still.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


7/8 JaySB. My condolences.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i lost my 6 teamer but my hedge 4 teamer hit! $20 on Jan/Masvidal/Nunes/Jones to collect 160 what is UP.

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