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Bubba Smith posted:I would like a section devoted to how retarded parlays are. betting on mma is pretty stupid, but doing parlays on mma fights is like frank mir putting on 25 lbs of muscle over a summer then trying to cut 60 lbs in a month levels of retarded.  I'm over the hump now that Miguel has won. If Fedor, Overeem, or Barnett loses then the comedy factor will outweigh the loss of my 3 bucks.
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This just means you have a limited time to bet on mma so you better get all your gambling out of your system fast.
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:This just means you have a limited time to bet on mma so you better get all your gambling out of your system fast. Just checking in to say that I successfully bet on mma, bringing my winning percentage up to 3.6%.
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Captain Log posted:Anybody? Anyone know? Bodog posted:Important Notice: Bodog.com is now Bodog.eu Calvin Ayre takes his business ventures very seriously and would never quit on them. Also I'm very surprised that Clay Guida is the underdog against Pettis tonight so I will bet on him and curse him and lose money(I use Bodog) DumbWhiteGuy fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jun 4, 2011 |
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ForbiddenWonder posted:kongo is probably gonna clinch the poo poo outta barry. Everytime Kongo fights someone that is remotely a striker, he tries to wrestle. Pat Barry got wrestled and submitted by CroCop. I'm not saying Kongo will sub Barry but I do believe he will wrestle the poo poo out of him and I feel pretty comfortable in that prediction.
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UFC Gambling Analysis: Breaking Down 2011 Underdog Performance Not intensely interesting but it's worth a look, especially for you statistics nerds.
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Rodrigo Nogueira Admits He Rushed Rehab in Order to Fight at UFC 134 Bodog: Brendan Schaub wins inside distance +120 Brendan Schaub wins by 3 round decision +240 
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human being Martyr posted:Everyone who bet against Nogueira post here asap. You've earned it. I didn't actually bet because my money is all tied up in other equally bad bets but if I had money to bet I would have lost it tonight because I'm a stupid gaylord. I'm sorry Mr. Nogueira.
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Captain Log posted:Any good picks tonight? I have never felt so clueless about making picks on a card before. Not MMA but I got Mayweather winning by decision at -150. I feel like this is a pretty likely outcome.
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:Not MMA but I got Mayweather winning by decision at -150. I feel like this is a pretty likely outcome. welp
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Bubba Smith posted:that is how I used to bet and it worked pretty well for a while. I'd throw down a lot of money on GSP and just collect a little bit of earnings on it, and use those earnings to make the riskier bets. I used to do this too until Matt Serra became welterweight champion and then I didn't bet on MMA for a long time. I have forgotten this lesson though so I will keep making awful decisions with my money.
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Bundt Cake posted:Don't bet on mma ;(
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world b lee posted:No one's betting on this crap UK card huh? No one has any idea of who half of these people are
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24.13 on Lesnar at +135 to win 32.58. It doesn't matter if he wins or gets viciously knocked out, I will be happy either way.
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Tickle Me Chelmno posted:As an Overeem superfan and avid not-gambler, given everything that's gone on in Overeem's training camp and the fact that Brock is somehow an underdog that seems as smart as gambling can get Search your feelings, Duncan, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your common sense and bet on mma.
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Tickle Me Chelmno posted:is there somewhere you would recommend? i saw a plausible parlay that pays nearly 600 bucks for an outlay of 10 and i'm ready to abandon my principles welcome, brother
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Chimney Sweeps Week posted:after last night i am now only 60p from where i started, if kamal shalorus were not so profoundly terrible i would have the princely sum of £2.90 as my career profit. having made -60p in a one month span, i can conclusively say that "don't bet on mma" is a terrible maxim as this is clearly a wise investment. it wont be long until you are making sure-thing bets to cover losses from other bets and then your tower of cards will fall when matt serra beats george st pierre
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jase1 posted:I will take that bet for any amount you wish to gamble with is 1k fine with you? guys seriously im hardcore dont make fun of me
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Jul 9, 2012 02:16
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jase1 if you a real gambler (and it sounds like you are), you should just do it all yourself so you can shop lines and stuff. Kaufman is +575 right now on Sportbook.
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If you want to make lots of money, bet big on Rich Franklin over Cung Le. He's around -275 right now and going to murder a small asian man.
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jase1 posted:Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some. good work
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jase1 I hope your recent betting losses do not discourage you from betting on MMA in the future
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what is wrong with you people
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jase1 posted:And another one. haha congrats dude
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fatherdog posted:Lombard is trash, and has a puncher's chance against Okami and nothing more. Okami got outwrestled by Alan Belcher in his last fight and he's still going to outgrapple Lombard. Totally agreed and I was puzzled why Okami is the underdog too
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vainman posted:$20 to win $230 on Wanderlei Silva by TKO/KO at 5dimes You are a crazy person e: wait where did you get 10-1 odds on this because that is actually pretty cool
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vainman posted:$20 to win $230 on Wanderlei Silva by TKO/KO at 5dimes drat dude congrats
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Fentry posted:200 down on Diaz at +350, gently caress everything I have faith This has me worried because Fentry is quietly like the best mma better I know.
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I'm honestly surprised no one has tried to make a prop bet for the first thing that Diaz says during the fight, because you know it's going to be some variation of the words "209", "Stockton", "pussy", or "bitch".
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Condit is up to +120 some places, which is surprising because a whole lot of people think he will win (although I'm picking Hendricks). Alternatively, I think Ellenberger should probably have a really good shot to beat up Marquardt since he's pretty good and Marquardt is off TRT (and not been doing that great lately anyway). Ellenberger is at -160 so that seems cool to me.
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Lloyd Boner posted:176526370-1 4/25/13 4:45pm $2.50 $271.25 Pending 3 Team Parlay all terrible bets, but good luck
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fatherdog posted:Vinnie as an underdog is actually a pretty good bet imo It's just so hard to get that image of him being crumpled by Bader out of my head. I know it's been some time, and he's gotten bigger and better, and Bader punches hard, but I can't get it out of my head. I just constantly expect him to dive at the floor at the first sign of being punched in the face.
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jase1 posted:But wait there is more. Have you considered seeing someone? Maybe some kind of brain doctor?
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you guys would have more luck investing in bitcoins or something
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It's pretty amazing that we can have like 5 people making bets on fights and not a single loving one can get any right
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jase1 posted:Here is the next one. someone get this guy some odds on world peace ASAP so he can bet that it won't happen within a year
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Marching Powder posted:i've got a carmouche, lawler, mm parlay to basically double my money and it seems pretty safe to me. When I was young and foolish and would bet on MMA, I did this exact same thing all the time and it worked about 20% of the time JoeRules posted:I don't hate Guillard inside distance at +200. Melvin has the rare ability to be able to be KOed or submitted easily but he punches so hard sometimes that people forget about that
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jase1 posted:I will gladly bet against anyone if they want on the next UFC PVV. I will make my picks and the can bet the opposite and we will see who wins. Of course this time I would have to do some research and not bet on all underdogs. Please make this happen
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canoshiz posted:Mike Pyle isn't beating Matt Brown. This right here, I was with your parlay all the way except this one.
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