Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MrSmokes posted:

Jones is a stylistic nightmare for him, he's going to lose.

"Rampage has no avenue to victory in this fight against Machida." Dude killed a baby and got away with it scott free. And he's not an OB/GYN/Planned Parenthood doc. He'll find a way to win.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2011 07:38

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 16:15

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HATE MONDAYS posted:

Do not bet on rampage against jon jones

i did

it was an avatar bet so i could justify spending money on an avatar to replace this stupid loving pony thing that got bought for me in a spree

# ¿ Sep 25, 2011 07:01

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jase1 posted:

Birthday scotch has been good to me.

You earned it.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 04:03

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-Atom- posted:

Stay awhile, will you?

# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 05:52

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jase, do you have a gambling story thread still? I enjoyed reading that one a while back.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 21:48

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jase1 posted:

Really that early? Looks like I'll be eating my breakfast watching ufc.

Yeah, Glasgow card that they're airing live here.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 03:21

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I hope Mrs jase1 enjoys her used Honda civic. Congrats, and good call dunc, and helluva job jase!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 03:13

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Posting to click the question mark under my username to see if I have any words I need to eat other than "lol." Jase 1, it's been a fun ride. I hope the hot streak continues not only in MMA, but in poker, pool, and life. And I mean that.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 04:26

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Skip My Posts posted:

i think the money from stipe is gonna go into a few rory bets

let 'er ride

# ¿ May 15, 2016 05:44

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Jase Won. Jase1. Jase Won! Congrats!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 06:00

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origami posted:

jase I always believed in you even when I posted in this thread saying you were a moron

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 19:14

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jase1 posted:

Drinking a bottle of dom right now and passing it around the neighborhood while fireworks and gunshots go off like crazy. Heard they already stole a firetruck downtown. Headed downtown to party all night now. I am gonna bet a shitload of money on UFC 200!

loving congrats, man. And since you're a ohioian and/or clevelander iirc, double congrats for seeing a world championship in your town. Besides stipe, of course.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 04:37

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origami posted:

Joe Lauzon is +100 right now....hmmmm

If I bet on stuff, I'd probably be tempted to jump on Lauzon as a dog in this match. I thought jase's bet at -100 was probably my favorite of the bunch, other than hunt of course. But I don't bet on poo poo and am an idiot. Best of luck to all the bettors tonight.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 21:33

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jase1 posted:

Sure it's 10 points a week until you pay me back after 30 days it goes to 15 points a week.

How do points work in loans again? It's been a while since I've read your pool hustling thread.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 20:10

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Congrats Jase on the Garbrandt bet!

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 06:26

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jase1 posted:

Check the thread name son.

I think it was my comment that got the thread name changed a while ago. Congrats on the huge night last night!

Also, can INRI have $300?

# ¿ May 14, 2017 16:46

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Bummer on that parlay. Out of curiosity what would the return have been if they let it stand minus the dj fight?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 20:55

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gif Probst posted:

I put in 50 and would have gotten about 800

That's super lovely. Sorry man.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 01:46

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For fans of future comedy, the Supreme Court is hearing arguments related to NJ attempting to legalize sports betting. I live in a place that does not have legal sports gambling, and I don't know how to find a bookie in a place that's mostly corn, pigs, and old people. Should they say the Professional and Amateur Sports Protection Act is unconstitutional, my state would likely approve sports betting because the state is hemorrhaging money because some dumbfucks looked at the situation in Kansas and thought "That's the way to govern a state," and went that route. Then I could Bet on MMA and be laughed at for losing money instead of in derision for posting badly.

Article in case anyone was interested

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 20:57

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jase1 posted:

Find a pool hall or a bar with a bunch of pool tables and odds are you will find a bookie there or someone who knows a bookie. Also look for a local poker game and you will find a bookie.

Also I always though it was weird that Montana and Delaware legalized sports booking but New York didn�t. States rights are awesome and all but sometimes it sucks if you are in a lovely state.

Yeah, I didn''t know there was legal sports gambling outside of Nevada until I did some reading about it this morning.

Re: pool hall, the nearest one to me is a two hour drive to a college town. When I said pigs, corn, and old people, I wasn't kidding. If I knew of a local poker game, I'd already be attending because it's really all the gambling I do. I played in a weekly game when I lived in New England, but now that I'm back in the midwest I don't know any players.

And Willie, it's always odd to me as an American seeing betting website ads on British TV. I'm sure you'd be the same way if you saw prescription drug ads on TV, too. Most Americans are fine with betting on games. I don't know of anyone getting in trouble for friendly wagers. And if I remembered Jase's old threads correctly, he reports even illegal winnings to the IRS so he doesn't get hosed by the tax man, and as far as I know, that hasn't really gotten him in trouble. I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for lunch bets or even cash with a buddy. That's not to say no one has ever gotten in trouble though. I just know of no examples.

I can by scratch off lottery tickets for $20 each at a gas station, I can go to the casino and get a few thousand in chips for poker, but I can't legally wager $20 on Robbie Lawler/RDA here. If you look at the United States expecting thought out-reasoning behind why things are done here, you'd have an embolism.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 00:21

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Does "time served" count as "no suspension"?

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 06:05

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STONE COLD 64 posted:

4 for 5 on my parlay. cmon nunes.

After 3 rounds, I wouldn't be surprised if Nunes won. Here's a Heck Yes for Stone Cold.

# ¿ May 13, 2018 05:41

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Well done, Steve!

# ¿ May 13, 2018 05:51

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jase1 posted:

Wanna borrow $300?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 17:01

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jase1 posted:

Black beast at +550 is great odds no matter who is fighting. I�m gonna wait to make a bet a little closer to the fight but most likely it�s him.

go get 'em, jase

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 03:58

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canoshiz posted:

I smile every time I remember Tito Ortiz finishing Bader.

I keep Tito and Bader far from my mind whenever I finish

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 05:54

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I have Ryan Hall as part of a parlay with Nunes and Gus.

i hope that hits. they're all dogs, I assume?

# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 02:54

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Hall was a big favorite.

I suppose that makes sense in retrospect lol

# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 03:48

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jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

get 'em!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 02:40

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hell yeah jase! where did that hot streak put you on the night?

# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 02:57

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drat dude. tear em up on the tables!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 03:01

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jase1 posted:

5k parlay on Holloway @ -205, Adesanya @-185 and Rountree @ +160 that pays out about 24k if my math is right.

i like that bet, tbh

# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 17:56

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I’ve never wanted you to win a bet more in my life.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 00:15

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rothwell is like a pre-holly Ronda favorite over arlovski? Holy moly

# ¿ Jul 21, 2019 00:47

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jase1 posted:

10k on Cowboy.

hell yeah

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 04:09

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CRISPYBABY posted:

i'm sorry

wowza, yeah that's a bad run of luck

# ¿ May 10, 2020 06:32

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah, it will suck if this place dies.

since it is the betting thread, and you're a former mod, what odds do you give sa giving up the the ghost in the next month?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 02:12

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jase1 posted:

5k on Poirer @+250

From your lips to God's ears Jase. Good luck

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 00:49

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in non-jase news,.

https://twitter.com/POSTERBOYJM/status/1360805656341532672?s=20

# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 02:20

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 16:15

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I like that bet too, actually

https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1365043466980450306?s=20

# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 23:11

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