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fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

Bubba Smith posted:

I would like a section devoted to how retarded parlays are. betting on mma is pretty stupid, but doing parlays on mma fights is like frank mir putting on 25 lbs of muscle over a summer then trying to cut 60 lbs in a month levels of retarded.

Homie please....



EDIT

I've never played more than $5 on parlays because YES they are pretty dumb and you almost never come on top with them.

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fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

Thanks to fatherdog's advice, I chose sonnen over Nate, Okami over Nate and Miller over Aloe Vera. theres a few others but off the top of my head those were some big underdog picks for me.

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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Fedor ruined my parlay, but when I heard Bigfoot had rehydrated to 292lbs and Fedor was training same as usual (hitting tires in Starry Oskal) I place $20 on Bigfoot at +350.

NEVER DO PARLAYS

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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I got Chael at I think like +300 vs NAte the Great...

I think the odds were similar for Okami vs Nate.

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

PARLAYS 4EVA

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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eh, I just did a bad thing

This is just a fun thing that I do on top of my other bets... you can all make fun of me when this falls through.

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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I've got $5 each on:
Kyle Watson - because WREAM
Ellenburger
Jason MacDonald

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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Elmo Oxygen posted:

Watson's really more of a BJJ guy. I don't think he has an amateur wrestling background at all, aside from training at HIT Squad.

That said, he's probably a better wrestler than the Shotokan Karate guy from Nova Scotia.

All I remember of Makdessi was him throwing these ridiculous kicks. Like they were full out TKD style kicks that looked really cool.

I dont think those kicks are gonna fly with Kyle Watson so yea...

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

Can't you ask for a refund or something?

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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HATE MONDAYS posted:

Jones is going to win this weekend so even though the odds are lovely you could make a little on that. I hope this helps someone

People said the exact same thing when Rampage fought the coward Machida

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

I dropped $20 on Coleman and convinced all 4 of my MMA friends that Mark Coleman, was in fact going to wrestle Randy into dust.

Boy was my face red.

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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Devoz posted:

This thread has inspired me to bet on MMA, which betting site would you recommend for people living in Canada?
I use bodog.ca

Havent had any problems withdrawing money.
All deposits have to be a minimum of $20 I think

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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Don't bet on MMA.

This could be hilarious, or hilarious

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

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fawker posted:

Don't bet on MMA.

This could be hilarious, or hilarious



well, this was fun for like 15 minutes...

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

My underdog bet is Mark Hunt. I have $20 on him, I hope he doesnt let me down like Coleman did. Arrrgh dangit!

I also have 20 on edgar, because he has pulled through for me every single time (thanks fatherdog!!)

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fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

I did it for Coleman, I'll answer the call and do it again for Bonnar.

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