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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
that's a lot of words, just bet on the guy who seems like a cooler dude

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Ian McCall is really, really good, sleeping on him is a risk to your money, he's in no way a lock like an Alpha Male wrestling a Japanese man is

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

jase1 posted:

I'm not even mad I lost and I didn't even watch the fight. I gamble on everything not just MMA so no big deal. It looked like good value I lost and move on to the next one. I did make $3 dollars off Forrest Griffin though!

I'll give you four to one you're going to gamble yourself into the poor house in the next year

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

jase1 posted:

Sports booking isn't the only thing I gamble on and most of my sports booking is done with money I have won from other forms of gambling. I am a part owner of a buisness that I bought into with money I made off gambling. Besides my business I make a lot of my money hustling people at pool and playing poker. I do play craps and roulette from time to time but that is not a major part of my income it's more fun just like sports booking. Usually what will happen is I play poker at my bookies house and what ever I win I let him keep that on credit then I bet it. So sometimes I don't even see the money. For instance a few weeks ago I won $900 at his poker game. He gave me $500 of that and put the other $400 in my sports booking account. That's most of the time I could care less whether I win or lose it just gives me something to root for when I watch the fights.

i'm going to go out on a limb that you're probably a pretty bad business owner based on everything you've ever posted here culminating in this attempt at telling us why you're not a degen

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
you leave ted forest out of this

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
tell us again how you're a successful business guy and poker mans so your retard ball mma betting is just for fun and you don't really care if you win or lose again, because i believe you don't get caremad about this

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
have you ever met someone who repeatedly attempts to do something, is awful at it then when called on being awful at it they say some version of 'whatever i don't really care much anyway', then the first time they get it marginally right they start gloating?

or that gets defensive about how awful they are so they bring up all the other stuff they're good at and talk about A/T threads

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
their sportsbook is literally retarded but carbon poker (merge network) is easy enough to get money on. plus you can sit at a limit hold 'em table for three hours and bet a dollar and be gay

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

outy posted:

Got a nice matching bonus at a new bookie, so I put £25 on King Mo to wrestlefuck Rampage, returns £162.50.

what recent evidence makes you feel this is a good bet

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
good move for Mo. his soon to be winning ways will net him many more ostrich skin caddy seat covers.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
What about his former shift supervisor

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
oh cool i bet on mark hunt and he lost. gently caress this gay earth

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
basically everything you need to know can be broken down as such:

- don't bet on mma

namaste.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
this running argument dissertation of posts is extremely negative EV for my eyeballs if I read everything

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
if you didn't learn everything you need to know about gambling from Bill Fillmaff I dunno what to tell you

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

fatherdog posted:

Bet on Hendo and you will be remembered in paradise

If you were good in this life with your bets you cross over and Hendo welcomes you onto his houseboat where Coleman gives you a welcome double leg and Hunto offers you KFC

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
his biggest achievement was choking junie browning and pointing at his ATT tattoo with his blue belt around his neck, which got him enough good will to be forgotten any moment he isn't on screen

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I'm not sure but my instincts tell me he would say we are actually the ones in the prison of societal conventions and norms not having transcended through self discovery and Xanax blackout hospital assaults

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