Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ty1990 posted:

Something for you all to laugh at to start your Friday:

Dude, don't bet against Rad :smith:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2013 23:18

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ty1990 posted:

I'm a terrible person

# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 05:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

golden oldies pete posted:

I misread that as "Your bets - Terrible" and thought "Wow, that's mean of the betting software"

# ¿ Mar 1, 2013 02:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

How would you describe it compared to, say, Mark Munoz

Kos has a Doozer of a right hand, maybe as good as Benji Radish. Another Fraggle joke.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 22:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

If Noons has gotten a haircut then he'll spark out G-Sots easily. If not, then it's time for a gross old man torso sub.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 16:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Every couple of months, if I have a semi-decent run of predictions under my belt, I get the idea that I should put down like :10bux:

on a fight, or a parlay or whatever. I want to thank this thread for dissuading me of that thought with such hilarious evidence.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 14:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

there's some value in linneker as the underdog, but betting against someone from dagestan...

See if there is a prop bet of what Lineker will weigh in at. My guess would be 127.5 or more.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 15:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Was trying to find Bellator prop bets because I wanted to put like $20 on Mighty Mo submitting Volkov, but I only saw UFC prop bets :smith:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 16:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

outy posted:

I think Johnson is pretty formidable at 205, very aggressive and hits like a truck. He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here, and while I think Davis is right to be favourite, the odds are generous.

Rumble isn't gonna get KO'd, but I'd say Phil's got a good chance to win by triangle

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 16:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Booyah- posted:

Jase won

# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 04:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ah, I shall simply give James Krause $5k and let him place bets for me.

https://twitter.com/smoogymma/status/1562846831532318720?t=r1g40vgoatICbgo1xA5s5A&s=19

# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 18:02

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

knuthgrush posted:

Gat drat that aldana match. Just made me

Did I hear the opening right that aldana trains at the same gym as alexa grasso?

yes, they train at Lobo Gym together

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 06:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fozzy The Bear posted:

How much did it cost to pay off the judges?

Probably just under $598.61

# ¿ Oct 22, 2022 21:07

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

turns out the real jase were the bets we lost along the way

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:45

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