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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


origami posted:

Ronda has mentioned wanting to prolong the beating she puts on Beche but that just might be hype bullshit

it is, im certain.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


seems reasonable

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Ty1990 posted:

Anybody here cash out of Bovada lately? It's been a while for me and I used to get a courier check which was free, but now they're charging 50 bucks per payout if you go through that method. They offer "Fast Funds" for free...anybody know how that works? They just put the money right into your checking account?

Personally, I don't feel like talking on the phone for 20 minutes with my bank lying to them about how the money got there.

They attach the money to a cheetah and you have to catch the cheetah and kill it in order to get your money

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

ugh. First losing month in gambling overall in over a year.

probly a bad time to ask but can i have some money? $300

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Sure it's 10 points a week until you pay me back after 30 days it goes to 15 points a week.

this is probably stil la bad time but thank you. but i dont want to join your customer loyalty program or anything ,like i just want 300 dollars

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Just got home from my 2 week sabbatical where 1 week was no drinking, no smoking pot and most important no gambling. Wife is happy with her Harry Potter poo poo and Disney Princess stuff from Universal and Disneyworld. Trip cost me more than what I am betting tonight so I have free reign to do what I want. My account is at 0 and my bookie is itching for action so. I put 5k on mickey gall to win by tko at +250 and 10k on Stipe @-115 just for the fact that he is repping Cleveland. Football betting starts tomorrow for me so this is just the beginning. I will be down the street from the event playing poker and drinking everything in sight.

I know this is probably a bad time to ask but can I have $350?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Marching Powder posted:

hahaha well might i suggest werdum who is somehow nearly a 3 to 1 underdog against sea level cain?

i actually think thats about where it should be

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


maybe 3-1 is steep but cain looked extremely good in his last fight

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

The only thing that looks tasty is a Nunes win in round 3 at +2800 but I am sticking with Rousey. 20k @ -130. I have another 5k to bet on some other fights but I will do that on Saturday during the fights.

this is probably a bad time to ask but can i have $500?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Nah just for the poster begging for money because if was a good pool player he would go out and win that $500.

Im joking as with the other 200 times i ask whenever you lost a bet, i dont actually want money. but you're right that i'm not very good at pool ... it never really took off in this country

I.N.R.I fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2017 around 09:36

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Since I'm still awake and a bottle of scotch deep and I just literally shut down a 2-5 game by busting 3 players in less than an hour and then doubled my money at the roulette table in 20 mins I am putting 15k on Chael Sonnen @ -180. That's the exact amount of money I won at the casino today minus the the tip for the dealer. Last time I bet on Chael he got embarrassed by Anderson Silva so I'm hoping he redeems himself.

this is probably a bad time to ask but can I have $400?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


hes good. i personally think those odds arent too unreasonable

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Maybe, but on the other hand, hes really good.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


silva as an underdog seems ridiculous .. its not like his short notice lhw loss to cormier really showed anything and he looked real good vs bisping, the current middleweight champ.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Queering Wheel posted:

I think all three of those bets are good, Edgar is probably the riskiest but like someone else said, he should win if he hasn't lost a step.

i would say stipe was just cos heavyweights can finish eachother with 1 solid punch

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Max Awfuls posted:

I know, but that's already three years ago and since then Stipe has been doing well while the only JDS fight I have seen since then was him looking like an 80 year old Rocky against Overeem. I didn't catch the Rothwell fight, so mainly my question was if in that one he looked better or if he was still stuck being the shambling ruin of a once great fighter.

people were saying rothwell was going to be the next heavyweight champion and then jds beat him soundly and looked in top form doing it. i havent seen any other jds fight except the ones with cain

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Eat This Glob posted:

I think it was my comment that got the thread name changed a while ago. Congrats on the huge night last night!

Also, can INRI have $300?

seems like a good time to ask. .. so ill wait and choose my moment

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


im gonna put a small bet on karolina cos shes +300. true claudia will probably win but theyve both only lost to joanna

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


theres not a whole lot to know really. other than joanna neither of them have fought anyone particularly remarkable, karolinas wins are often splits though. probably gadhela is better all round and itll be a decision but maybe someone in the crowd will shine a laser pen in her eyes or something

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


she did, i remember she hurt her quite badly somewhere in the middle of the fight before joanna took over. gadhela looked pretty good losing to joanna twice also and she seems more consistent but theyre both roughly as accomplished as eachother. anyway +300 seems high

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


i believe dc will probably win .. jones' explaination for his last performance where he looked very uncoordinated and slow was a long layoff of about a year or so. but he's had an even longer layoff going into this fight. and dc is a lot better than ovince st preux, plus he was landing a lot of hard shots in their first fight despite his short reach so it wasnt so one sided as people may think

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


That probably sounded more bad rear end in your head

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

You guys do realize Jaysb finished second in the main event of the WSOP like 4 years ago ago for a payout around 5mill right? I watched it live and he made a huge bluff that I still to this day think the biggest balls of steel moves I have ever seen considering the situation.

i dont doubt it

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Triticum Guzzler posted:

does anybody else think Bisping shouldn't be a marginal underdog

i think its worth betting on him, i probably will if hes an underdog. theres no way gsp can perform near 100% after 4 years

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Marching Powder posted:

i'd like to submit dominick cruz and the korean zombie for consideration. i'm aware that there's more than a few that have come back looking rusty as gently caress but the real world class guys generally come back really strong.

i was reading a book by mighty mouse's strength and conditioning coach and he stated categorically that constantly being in camp and fighting leaves you limited time to improve the foundation systems and skillsets for mma. you're always training to a specific opponent, working to maximize your A game and desperately try and shore up any glaring holes that may give your opponent the edge as opposed to your opponent being how good you are at mma. you're focusing on someone else.

gsp has never been out of the gym during his sabaticle and i'd be genuinely surprised if he comes back looking visibly worse for more than like 90 seconds to 2 minutes, which would be worse than dom cruz or tkz. he's 36, and that's on the cusp of old, but 4 years of treating himself right means his body will probably be in the best condition it will have ever been in for a title fight and he's not cutting as much weight. and bisping's like 38.

i don't know you could be absolutely right but i'd be genuinely shocked.

i remember that tkz was very rusty despite his quick victory over a decent fighter, i agree that cruz was impressive after his layoff though. well if im wrong ill be impressed but consider that cruz and tkz were always planning to compete again during their layoffs whereas gsp had actually planned to stay retired which means that for at least a good while he probably wasnt doing a lot of serious sparring and stuff like that, the kind of stuff you only do if youre competing. bisping is the current middleweight champion, its a big hurdle.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


masvidal had a good fight with maia but wonderboy has beaten a few great fighters and only really lost to woodley. who is really good even if the fights themselves werent amazing. so i wonder about masvidals chances

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


my only bet is a small one on bisping

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Remora posted:

everyone who bet on bisping deserves what they got

i like him. he works hard

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Mr. Nice! posted:

I know this isn't his personal thread, but he's prolific enough to share the news he posted in A/T. Get well soon, jase1. You'll kick that cancer in the rear end and be hustling again in no time. You and your uncle should go wreck some pool halls while he's in town.

this is probably a bad time to ask but can I have $300? just kidding . get well soon

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


bet on 4 years. although obviously dont do that if it turns out to be wrong

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Eat This Glob posted:

Does "time served" count as "no suspension"?

the usada sentence will be whatever it is and then it subtracts the time from the positive test. but if the ban handed out is for example 2 years then you would call it a 2 year ban and thats what usada would write down in their naughty list. i imagine thats what the betting sites will go from

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


its still on as far as i know

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


I think jacare is strong and slick enough to drag him down but I can see kelvin winning too

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Marching Powder posted:

25$ on a parlay of dc, black beast, tony pettis, uriah hall wins me 3k

i'll do individual bets on those guys too because they are decent underdogs.

nice... good luck. i really dont think mister derrick will win though so i wouldnt make a regular bet on him

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


i might bet on OSP if hes an underdog. even though i think he needs to be put on the sex offenders registry for doing that stupid pussy thing every time he wins

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


tyvm. i'll bet 20, essentially my entire life savings, on him to submit reyes at 11:1 i think .. cos like, thats probably what he will do.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


he knocks people out quick. but apparently hes a blue belt in bjj and hes a light heavyweight so he will probably fade fast and osp is building a reputation for getting unusual submissions. well thats basically about the extent of the thought i put into it. i also put a bet on osp to win by any method

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Im thinking of becoming a professional gambler

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


i dont think ive won a single mma bet ever thank god for cycling

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


jase1 posted:

Wanna borrow $300?

i do. but no thank you

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