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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Werdum has looked impressive against fat 6ft tall heavyweights before.

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
All losses to Arlovski are due to something bad happening

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Oddly, Herman's jits works.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Chemtrail Clem posted:

But if i had to pick one guy between the two to be a chia pet, it would be Koscheck

you should tweet that to mike chiappetta

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Where do you guys bet online in North America? I want to lose money this Saturday.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.


Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62


Edit: Here is the next one.


Ticket#:15157727
Jul 06 11:40 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:34 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24205] C. OLIVEIRA +450
(C. OLIVEIRA vrs F. EDGAR)

25 / 112

Edit 2: gently caress this if I am betting on Silva that way he will lose.



Ticket#:15157942
Jul 07 12:15 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 07 12:08 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] A. SILVA -250
(C. WEIDMAN vrs A. SILVA)

85 / 34

Have you actually won anything betting on MMA yet?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
The best gamble I ever made was subscribing to this thread.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Jase is Tito post-Bader. High on the apex at the highest peak in the deepest valley.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
And I think maffew knows a thing or two about being caremad so y'all should listen.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Anybody know anything about Miller's opponent because I'm just assuming he's going to get murdered...

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

turntabler posted:

$380 on Aldo - barao - overeem.

Let's get the laughs going in this thread again people.

nice

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Lloyd Boner posted:

3001 Christian M'Pumbu* +380 vs Quinton Jackson
Risking $10.00 To Win $38.00

3101 Mikhail Zayats* +210 vs Muhammed Lawal
Risking $10.00 To Win $21.00

:getin:

Sick boner bro

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
http://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2014/04/07/gamblers-knew-the-undertaker-would-lose-at-wrestlemania-30/

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

JuanGoat posted:

I have something very important to tell you all




























Don't bet on MMA

ah, triangle got the square

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
At least nobody expects Brown to wrestle

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I love Matt Brown but kind of want him to lose now

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
If I can't be sure Coleman is going to wrestle I sure as poo poo can't be confident in Brown doing so

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I put $20 on Erick Silva because I'm an rear end in a top hat.

:lol:

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Pichel on his way to winning that most takedowns thing.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

turntabler posted:

100 on Krause Varner not going the distance at $2.


Edit - haha I totally did this on an impulse as a result of the prefight hype interviews not really knowing anything about Krause.

Poor guys' ankle though :-(

Win
25/05/14
13:58 Renan Barao v T.J. Dillashaw
Will the fight go the distance?
No @ 1.44 25/05/14 $1.44 $100.00 $144.44

Win
25/05/14
13:24 Multibet (Doubles) 25/05/14 $2.76 $66.67 $183.85 (This was DC/Hendo and Barao/J Dilla not going this distance)

Win
25/05/14
12:50 Robbie Lawler v Jake Ellenberger
Will the fight go the distance?
No @ 1.66 25/05/14 $1.66 $100.00 $166.67



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Where can you bet on a fight simply not going the distance?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Why would you do such a thing

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
you can't quantify the number of things atom is bad at with mere numbers

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Where is this bet offered

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

jase1 posted:

I see 3 fights left for the night that I can bet on any requests?


Edit: Ah gently caress it the only fighter I know on the card is Lawler. I remember him almost getting his leg kicked off then knocking a dude out. So $500 to win $850 on Lawler.

god bless

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Fozzy The Bear posted:

What? NO! We like Lawler... Unless Jase1 has now switched to only betting on winners.

I don't think it has any bearing on reality but I like people that are not me betting large amounts of money on MMA (which you should not do).

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Viper_3000 posted:

The lesson here kids is you should totally chase when you are down a ton of money on the day. It always works out. Especially when you are drinking heavily and shouldn't be posting let alone betting large sums of money on punch men.

Godspeed

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I really hope somebody else in Cormier's life didn't die

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Also Happy New Year you god awful people

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Breaking news was that Roy Nelson called Cormier to wish him luck

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/1/1/7477007/daniel-cormier-reflects-on-long-road-to-ufc-182-whats-at-stake

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Viper_3000 posted:

$500 on the Reem -155

$200 on Jędrzejczyk +135

$50 on dos Anjos +455 (I know that I'm throwing money away here, but I hope to get more than 14 seconds out if it like when I did this betting against Ronda.)

I can't pull the trigger on Brown, and they're no value there judging by how much better shape Hendricks is in.

good things can happen

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I put 10 on a parlay between Cub, Souza and Machida and I will probably lose money

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That was quick

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
It's great because we have no idea if he's really making these bets but we all still believe.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Genuinely hoping for the funniest outcome here

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

origami posted:

Genuinely hoping for the funniest outcome here

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Ronda has mentioned wanting to prolong the beating she puts on Beche but that just might be hype bullshit

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Neil Magny

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

vainman posted:

Ronda by sub is only -165, which seems good to me, if not very exciting

I put $50 on that and have $50 from earlier on Ronda having the fastest sub of the night +125

good bet but woof

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I didn't watch it live but it looked like Feijao died in the replay

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Marching Powder posted:


i also think there's some value in formiga because he's a loving huge underdog. he'll be the best guy that cejudo's fought by far and cejudo hasn't looked nearly as invincible as his competition started getting slightly better.

maybe he's been holm'ing

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