Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

How often do these arbitrage opportunities pop up and what's the best way to find/track them? Because drat if that doesn't look like free money.

(The answer is probably not very often and it's quite difficult because drat that is free money.)

# ¿ Feb 10, 2011 18:30

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:12

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Subparr posted:

It's going to be just like Sonnen/Silva without the triangle. Believe it.

GSP, besides not getting triangled, will be way better at passing and doing actual damage with his GnP.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2011 20:30

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

This should be called "Don't Bet On MMA: The Hindsight Thread".

# ¿ May 6, 2011 21:10

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Paul Pot posted:

Posters unironically trying to credmine off the ole 'Bisping=bad, check out his double' meme is what this forum needs more of, so I'll stop this.

Do you have some sort of quota on popularizing this word? I've never seen it posted before and you posted it twice in two different threads in one day.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2012 19:14

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

BlindSite posted:

$5 for Ortiz Griffin to go the distance $14.85 outcome

Where are you making bets like these? I'd like some of that action, but I've never bet on anything before.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2012 20:58

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2012 15:22

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

jase1 posted:

Here is another one to laugh at.

Ticket#:11499864
Dec 15 09:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 09:22 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24159] P. BARRY +240
(P. BARRY vrs S. DEL ROSARIO)

10 / 24

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit 2: Here is my last play.

Ticket#:11501239
Dec 15 10:55 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 10:35 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24151] M. MITRIONE +190
(M. MITRIONE vrs R. NELSON)

14 / 26

MMA giveth, and MMA taketh away.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2012 17:42

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

I always want to bet on MMA but I'm always too worried about giving money to a shady website. I want to know the odds on Machida winning by decision because that's the way it's going to go down.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 19:05

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

l3ruce posted:

Does jens pulver still have ability to beat asians or is he really that bad now.

I wouldn't trust Jens Pulver with anything, but most especially your heart.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 14:54

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Frank Mir has terrifically bad taste and isn't a great fighter, but I don't think he should be that far off in his odds vs. Cormier. Someone tell me how wrong I am.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 19:42

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Thanks for the discussion guys. I'm still going to put some money on Mir because I think there's a possibility, but it's going to be in the area of :10bux:

.

Edit: Confirmed - :10bux:

on Mir,

on Bendo.

Grifter fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Apr 20, 2013

# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 15:44

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Marching Powder posted:

pfft this is how you waste money

If I am reading this right, Demian Maia is almost as much of a favorite as Anderson Silva. I feel that something is wrong here somewhere.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 21:44

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

I don't think you were mocked so much as regarded as a sort of perverse god.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 17:50

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

YESSSSS

# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 05:11

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Dropping $500 on 15 black is better value than Nick.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 03:18

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

First no TRT, now this? Vitor is doomed.

# ¿ May 24, 2015 00:01

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

I have never done online sports betting because the sites seem too sketchy and I'm way too much of a nerd to know a bookie in real life. Aldo as an underdog really makes me want to take a shot though.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 19:18

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

jase1 posted:

Can anyone tell me how many times I have bet on robbie lawler in this thread? I swear I bet on him a couple of other times I remember him getting his leg almost kicked off and then he knocked some guy out and I bet on that fight and then I think I bet on him to KO someone but I cant find these in the threads so maybe I posted it in another gambling thread?

Apparently three times on Robby Lawler.

UFC 181, UFC 189, UFC 195.

And once on Tom Lawlor.

UFC 154,

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 22:46

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

JaySB posted:

Pretty sage advice to bet against the public on most things. I had a really good track record of looking for games where 80+% of the money was on one side and betting the opposite.

How do you determine that?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 22:19

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

I am beginning to worry about the livelihood of Jace's bookie.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 01:33

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:12

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Longtime reader, first time bettor. 20 bucks on Bisping by decision.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 01:23

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