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Sep 13, 2003

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DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Also let me just point out how perfect the Thonglor thread tag is for this thread.

I was wondering on when we could use it, and boom this thread comes up.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Shogun coming off an injury, although they claim this is the first time he's actually correctly done the rehab.

But this is right.

ForbiddenWonder posted:

jones-shogun seems like one of about seven things could easily happen, which is a Bad Idea to bet on

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Sep 13, 2003

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fawker posted:

eh, I just did a bad thing

This is just a fun thing that I do on top of my other bets... you can all make fun of me when this falls through.

people keep posting things like this

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Sep 13, 2003

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The best thing about this thread is the day after a fight.

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Sep 13, 2003

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I love this thread.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Thanks for the laughs jase1.

(I lost 40 on Frankie)

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Sep 13, 2003

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Just lost $50 on Sass/Wiman.

Don't bet on MMA.

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Sep 13, 2003

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henkman posted:

It took you 6 months but you finally got one right

Hopefully this gives him some confidence to go really overboard with MMA betting.

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

And another one.




Ticket#:12276624
Jan 19 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 10:18 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

Now bet on MMA forever and ever, because it's fool proof.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Ty1990 posted:

I won money betting on MMA today...

It doesn't count if you don't post your picks prior to the event so we can laugh when you eventually fail.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at Feb 18, 2013 around 15:26

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Someone should make a sweet PRIDE parlay

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Sep 13, 2003

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You're doing God's work

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Sep 13, 2003

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golden oldies pete posted:

why not 209.



I'm Very Good !!

You really hosed yourself on the Chael Sonnen bit on your second parlay, but Godspeed sir.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Marching Powder posted:

i picked all 12



While I enjoy laughing at you betting idiots, stuff like is Real Cool

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Sep 13, 2003

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ya'll dumb

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Sep 13, 2003

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I needed that

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

Good evening gentlemen this is my first bet of the night. Hope I bring some entertainment tonight.


Ticket#:15156398
Jul 06 09:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 09:20 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24226] C. LEBEN +130
(A. CRAIG vrs C. LEBEN)

20 / 26

The next time you place a bet I'll do the exact opposite.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Just so I can get ahead of the curve, what's an ideal site to use to Bet On MMA so I can make money from picking against jase1? I live in California if that matters.

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

I think you are talking about me and sorry guys you are on your own this weekend, I will be spending it at a cabin in the woods with no tv access.

judging by your picks this seems like a normal weekend

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Sep 13, 2003

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we all love you jase one

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

Here is what I have for tomorrow night. Might add more later on after I finish my bottle of birthday scotch.


Ticket#:15562243
Aug 17 08:00 PM
INTERNET / -1 Aug 16 05:32 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] C. SONNEN -118
(M. RUA vrs C. SONNEN)

30 / 25

You have personally sealed Chael's fate. You're the man, Jase One.

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Sep 13, 2003

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you're doing God's work

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Sep 13, 2003

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Fentry posted:

Down to just needing Pettis to win on a 5 fight parlay of Tibau, Poirier, Rothwell, Barnett, and Pettis. 5 for 120. So Henderson is now a lock, get your picks in while you still can

While seeing people fail is highly entertaining, this is cool too.

Props.

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Sep 13, 2003

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vainman posted:

$10.00 to win $550.00 Pending 9/21/13 6:00pm Props Fighting 12021 Mike Ricci wins SUB of the Night +5500* vs Not SUB of the Night Winner/no winner
$10.00 to win $65.00 Pending 9/21/13 6:00pm Props Fighting 11011 Matt Mitrione wins KO of the night +650* vs Not KO of the Night Winner/no winner

I'm very conflicted by your Ricci bet in that it's pretty wild a bad but man you have faith in Mike Ricci

props.

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Sep 13, 2003

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We miss you, Jase One.

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Sep 13, 2003

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willie_dee posted:

I'm going against my system

Go on.

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

Hello friends.




WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Feb 15 MU [24209] T. SATO +750 (T. SATO vrs E. SILVA) 100.00 USD / 750.00 USD

Stay awhile, will you?

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Sep 13, 2003

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You are the number one Jase.

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Sep 13, 2003

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turntabler posted:

Thanks, about $660 between them, my betting site had a UFC special where you got bonus money for a multi leg combo as well.

Nice one, homie.

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Sep 13, 2003

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canoshiz posted:

On the other hand, if Shields mildly kickboxes Lombard away for 3 rounds much like Boetsch did, I would be very happy.

This fight is such a win/win and I can't even believe it just occurred to me.

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Sep 13, 2003

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serves you dinks right for watching professional wrestling

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Sep 13, 2003

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willie_dee posted:

I won decent money on Miesha!

I feel like you only get to brag if you post your picks prior to the event.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Bundt Cake posted:

I cant believe betting on Rumble Johnson was the right move

I stopped myself from calling Wllie Dee a dink prior to the event for picking Rumble over Davis and I'm glad I did.

MMA can be a harsh mistress.

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Sep 13, 2003

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I hope you all gained a lot of confidence to later place more bets on Mixed Martial Arts

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Sep 13, 2003

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Lloyd Boner posted:

IMO Ellenberger should not be a +240 underdog

I'm just assuming you view him favorably, but judging by their last fights it's hard to imagine the Lawler we saw against Hendricks would have much trouble with a guy who had his face jabbed off.

Ellenberger still has that power though so it keeps things interesting.

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Sep 13, 2003

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attention fatherdog:

please remove the "Don't" on this thread title because I feel like it might discourage potential degenerates

tia

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Sep 13, 2003

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I made a bet with brUce in IRC moments before the Marshall/Manhoef fight that the Rhino would win. But I lost, so I sent the PayPal while Jimmy Smith was doing the post-fight interview.

I'm currently 0-2 in Betting On MMA.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2014 around 00:45

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Sep 13, 2003

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Yuriy posted:

I don't think that 0-2 includes avatar bets because aren't those like 5$ or 10$ a pop

Well the only avatar bets I've done haven't happened yet so.....

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Sep 13, 2003

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jase1 posted:

Hello friends I give this gift to you. I have a free $500 from my bookie and I am going to bet it all on one bet. You guys choose what you want me to bet and I will bet it. I have no clue on what events are coming up so let me know what day the fight is and I will place the bet.

bet the farm on Poirier

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Sep 13, 2003

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