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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I am taking Chael considering he was a minute away from winning the first fight its real good value at +225. With my luck he will get knocked out in 10 seconds by a pissed of Anderson Silva but it's still good value.

Does anyone think Ortiz has a shot of winning? I am a casual MMA fan and I only know him on name recognition so I don't know if +225 is good value.

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Thanks for the Tito advice guys and I put a $100 on Sonnen. I don't see any other underdog that looks like a good value so I only bet on that.


Ticket#:8981675
Jul 07 11:50 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 03:16 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24101] C. SONNEN +235
(C. SONNEN vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 235

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Doctor Nick posted:

ahahahahahahahaha

Oh no I lost $100 its the end of the world! What did you bet on last night? Oh wait you didn't. :frogout:

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Laughing at people that bet on MMA is the entire point of this thread.
Ah I see he must need something to make himself feel better. Glad I could help.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Diddie posted:

If it makes you feel any better I bet a lot more than you did on the same result
I'm not even mad I lost and I didn't even watch the fight. I gamble on everything not just MMA so no big deal. It looked like good value I lost and move on to the next one. I did make $3 dollars off Forrest Griffin though!

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

maffew buildings posted:

I'll give you four to one you're going to gamble yourself into the poor house in the next year

I will take that bet for any amount you wish to gamble with is 1k fine with you?


By the way you might want to read this thread I started in Ask/Tell, I have been gambling since I was about 13 years old which is why losing the bet last night is not a big deal to me. I lose money on sportsbooking and I am not afraid to admit it but what I lose I make up for in gambling on pool and poker. Should we have someone hold the money for us so you will pay up on 07/08/2013?


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3475307

jase1 fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 9, 2012

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Just to give you guys something to laugh at tonight.



Ticket#:9229829
Aug 11 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Aug 11 10:54 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24063] B. ROBERTS +425
(B. ROBERTS vrs Y. OKAMI)

20 / 85

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I added this for tonight.


Ticket#:9236898
Aug 11 10:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Aug 11 09:57 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24068] J. LAWRENCE +127
(M. HOLLOWAY vrs J. LAWRENCE)

20 / 25

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I will take Kaufman as a long shot.



Ticket#:9266248
Aug 18 11:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Aug 16 12:46 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24301] S. KAUFMAN +425
(S. KAUFMAN vrs R. ROUSEY)

100 / 425

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

MacDeuce posted:

jase1 I like your style and hope to see you throw a grand on Hendo at 151 and have it pay off bigtime.

My bookie only allows $100 max bets so that would be the max if I decide to bet on him. I know practically nothing about MMA except what everyone posts in the MMA threads that I read and I don't think I would bet against Jon Jones unless of course he drives to 151 with a girl other than his wife.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
tdsports.com my bookie uses that and only pays a fee to use the site. No real money is ever put online it just keeps track of my bets then I pay or collect once a month.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Captain Log posted:

It sounds like you are paying a shady guy for something you could do yourself.
Well I have been friends with him for a long time and know him really well so I don't think he is shady. I also enjoy betting on credit and not having to worry about funding my account with a credit card online. I am paranoid like that. To each his own though.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I don't understand how I would be paying more. I pay only what I risk how am I paying more? I don't pay my bookie a fee and I get the same odds as any other site. In confused.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

heeebrew posted:

Why is your bookie doing this if he is not being compensated?
My bookie is being compensated by me losing bets and anyone else who loses. He also can lose money to when he has to pay people who win. Do you understand how a bookie works?

Also to answer Dumb White Guys question I don't really care about shopping lines to much because then I would have to have my credit card and personal info on line. I prefer to keep my gambling offline.

Tdsports has none of my info it has real time lines that move and instead of me texting my bookie my picks which I use to do I go online and bet. It's like online bookkeeping without names associated with it. He pays a fee every month to use the site but he gets no extra money from the players only what we win or lose. Whatever I lose in a month he gives me 10% free play for the next month through the site.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Aug 18, 2012

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some.

Ticket#:9559265
Oct 13 11:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Oct 5 1:15 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24075] S. BONNAR +800
(S. BONNAR vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 800

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I see Anderson won was it even close? Did Bonnar get embarrassed?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Small bets tonight.


Ticket#:10875860
Nov 17 11:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Nov 17 10:57 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] T. LAWLOR +200
(T. LAWLOR vrs F. CARMONT)

5 / 10

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Captain Log posted:

He only bet a fiver, what's so funny?

Read the thread dude.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

jase1 I hope your recent betting losses do not discourage you from betting on MMA in the future

I'd like to keep this thread alive I will never stop betting on MMA.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Lets give you guys something to laugh at tonight.


Here is my first play.

Ticket#:11494705
Dec 15 07:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 06:49 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24183] TJ WALDBURGER -110
(TJ WALDBURGER vrs N. CATONE)

11 / 10

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Maybe you guys can laugh at this one.


Ticket#:11496204
Dec 15 08:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 07:26 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24171] J. HEAD +115
(J. HEAD vrs M. PYLE)

10 / 11

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Here is another one to laugh at.


Ticket#:11498708
Dec 15 09:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 08:43 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24167] J. BROOKINS +240
(J. BROOKINS vrs D. POIRIER)

10 / 24

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Here is another one to laugh at.


Ticket#:11499864
Dec 15 09:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 09:22 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24159] P. BARRY +240
(P. BARRY vrs S. DEL ROSARIO)

10 / 24



Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Edit 2: Here is my last play.


Ticket#:11501239
Dec 15 10:55 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 10:35 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24151] M. MITRIONE +190
(M. MITRIONE vrs R. NELSON)

14 / 26


jase1 fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 16, 2012

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Laugh it up goons.




Ticket#:12274453
Jan 19 09:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:06 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24113] T. TAVARES +160
(T. TAVARES vrs K. NURMAGOMEDOV)

5 / 8

Edit: an another one to laugh at.



Ticket#:12274939
Jan 19 09:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:21 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24109] B. ROTHWELL EV
(B. ROTHWELL vrs G. GONZAGA)

5 / 5

jase1 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 20, 2013

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
And another one.




Ticket#:12276624
Jan 19 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 10:18 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

golden oldies pete posted:

jase1 please post

Sorry I haven't been home to watch the fights too busy gambling on other things.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I will also give you a guys a lot to laugh at.


WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Mar 02 MU [24105] M. HUNT +160 (M. HUNT vrs S. STRUVE) 100.00 USD / 160.00 USD


WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Mar 02 MU [24109] T. GOMI +185 (T. GOMI vrs D. SANCHEZ) 100.00 USD / 185.00 USD


WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Mar 02 MU [24113] Y. OKAMI +175 (Y. OKAMI vrs H. LOMBARD) 100.00 USD / 175.00 USD

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Fentry posted:

For a less reasonable response to all doubters



I am jumping on this bandwagon too.


WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Mar 16 MU [24101] N. DIAZ +385 (N. DIAZ vrs G. ST. PIERRE) 300.00 USD / 1155.00 USD

Edit: I am adding 2 more. I am having a pretty big party for this event and the people coming over will also be placing some pretty big bets on the fights if you guys want me to post all the bets that happen while the fights are going on to keep you entertained I could do that.

WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win
STRAIGHT BET Mar 16 MU [24105] C. CONDIT +103 (C. CONDIT vrs J. HENDRICKS) 100.00 USD / 103.00 USD
STRAIGHT BET Mar 16 MU [24113] C. CAMOZZI EV (C. CAMOZZI vrs N. RING) 100.00 USD / 100.00 USD

jase1 fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Mar 15, 2013

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
First play of the night.

Ticket#:13973792
Apr 13 09:10 PM


INTERNET / -1

Apr 13 09:07 PM


MU


STRAIGHT BET
[24317] G. SMITH +150
(G. SMITH vrs R. MCDANIEL)

10 / 15



Edit: My next play for the night.

Ticket#:13974340
Apr 13 09:35 PM


INTERNET / -1

Apr 13 09:29 PM


MU


STRAIGHT BET
[24313] G. GONZAGA +180
(G. GONZAGA vrs T. BROWNE)



10 / 18



adding this one as well

Ticket#:13974359
Apr 13 10:05 PM


INTERNET / -1

Apr 13 09:33 PM


MU


STRAIGHT BET
[24310] M. TATE (W) +105
(C. ZINGANO (W) vrs M. TATE (W))



20 / 21



jase1 fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Apr 14, 2013

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Laugh away my friends.


STRAIGHT BET Apr 27 MU [24313] V. MAGALHAES +240 (V. MAGALHAES vrs P. DAVIS) 25.00 USD / 60.00 USD 14203854

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
But wait there is more.



STRAIGHT BET Apr 27 MU [24310] R. NELSON -245 (C. KONGO vrs R. NELSON) 62.00 USD / 25.00 USD 14204455



Edit: gently caress Bisping.


STRAIGHT BET Apr 27 MU [24305] A. BELCHER +147 (A. BELCHER vrs M. BISPING) 25.00 USD / 36.00 USD 14204586



Edit 2: Kaboom



STRAIGHT BET Apr 27 MU [24301] C. SONNEN +750 (C. SONNEN vrs J. JONES) 50.00 USD / 375.00 USD 14204792

jase1 fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 28, 2013

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Boxing! Give you guys something to laugh at.



Ticket#:14326110
May 04 11:45 PM
INTERNET / -1 May 04 09:49 PM
TNT
ROBERTO GUERRERO VS FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR
[24808] MAYWEATHER BY KO +300

100 / 300

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
It's good to be back gentlemen laugh away.


Ticket#:14918142
Jun 15 11:25 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jun 15 11:17 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24106] R. NELSON -285
(S. MIOCIC vrs R. NELSON)

143 / 50

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
But wait there is more!


Ticket#:14918359
Jun 15 11:59 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jun 15 11:55 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] D. HENDERSON +160
(R. EVANS vrs D. HENDERSON)

100 / 160

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I have the magic touch!

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I haven't seen the odds posted for that yet on the my bookies site. I don't even know when the fight is but if I see it and bet it I will let you know. Is it Anderson Silva? If it is then I am sure he will be a huge favorite and I might put 100 on the Weidman.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I can't sort out just MMA but sports betting overall since January according to my spreadsheet I have lost about 4k. That includes horses, football, boxing, MMA, Baseball, Basketball and Hockey. Last year for 2012 I lost 12k total that includes a couple trips to the Vegas sports books too.

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Sports booking isn't the only thing I gamble on and most of my sports booking is done with money I have won from other forms of gambling. I am a part owner of a buisness that I bought into with money I made off gambling. Besides my business I make a lot of my money hustling people at pool and playing poker. I do play craps and roulette from time to time but that is not a major part of my income it's more fun just like sports booking. Usually what will happen is I play poker at my bookies house and what ever I win I let him keep that on credit then I bet it. So sometimes I don't even see the money. For instance a few weeks ago I won $900 at his poker game. He gave me $500 of that and put the other $400 in my sports booking account. That's most of the time I could care less whether I win or lose it just gives me something to root for when I watch the fights.

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