Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Is it known which UFC, or other MMA event, had the most betting dogs win at the event? It seems like it would be the quintessential don't bet on MMA. I was racking my brain and it seems like UFC 92 would be a good bet but I can't find the lines from it.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2011 04:58

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 15:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pwny_Xpress posted:

Thales Leites....

If anyone bet money on Sakara v Leites they were a loser before the bell even rang.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 08:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

attackmole posted:

J-Mac's definitely the best bet. Belcher is the better fighter, but his eye was poked out and he's coming off a year and a half layoff so he could be really lovely. At +240 he's really tempting.

Cody Mckenzie at +140 also seems like a decent bet, since all we've seen of Vagner Rocha is the ability to get kicked in the leg over and over again and the only reason he's in the UFC is because he was a late replacement last June.

Don't bet on MMA. Given the Mayweather-Ortiz situation we can change it to simply "Don't Bet" at this point.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2011 07:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

Akiyama has served as an Asian shaped punching bag since joining the UFC, right?

He's lost all but his first fight against Alan Belcher at UFC 100 and that was arguably a gift. To be fair he was winning his fight with Chris Leben two rounds to none before he was submitted. From the bottom. By Chris loving Leben.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2012 03:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Paulocaust posted:

So I just did a Lawlor/Ring/Kampmann parlay. Am I gonna get smoked, or am I right in thinking that those fights are going to be closer than the odds dictate? (3.10/2.90/2.10 in that order) Also, I put a few bucks on Condit because if GSP wins I get to retain my pride as a Canadian, and if Condit wins, at least I'll make some money.

Again:

Grifter posted:

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 08:50

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JoeRules posted:

Here I go again - Okami at +170 and Bahadurzada at +255 are looking interesting.

Don't Bet On MMA but... Okami should in no universe be an underdog here.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2013 03:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xcore posted:

My betting agency is offering money on the following

Conor McGregor to win a UFC title by the end of 2014 @+450
Conor McGregor to win a UFC title by the end of 2016 @+800

That sounds like awful odds. If he gets a title shot by 2014 (and he would surely only get one) and it was against Jose Aldo, surely his odds in the fight would be at or above +450 anyway. It's crazy to think you are getting the same odds now when he has fought once in the UFC.

Is your betting agency Paddy Power by any chance?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 14:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

maffew buildings posted:

you leave ted forest out of this

Ted Forrest lost a year long weight loss bet with Mike Matusow because Matusow cut weight for the weigh in rather than losing any actual weight.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 10:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cart posted:

Can you do me a solid and throw a bunch of money at Andy Murray for tomorrow as well?

I am quoting to let you know that I am, in the parlance, down with this conceptualisation of how to help Novak win. Novak will win anyway because he would give Nick Diaz a heart attack but still insurance doesn't hurt.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2013 07:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I can't really imagine how Cole wins this one

Manvel has no reach and Cole Miller is the better grappler of the two.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2013 03:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

fatherdog posted:

This is why I don't bet on MMA.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 03:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

turntabler posted:

So we all hate shields even more now right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPlK10Rcdk

# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 13:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MassRafTer posted:

There's a guy on F4Wonline who posts MMA betting tips:

If you can't tell he's been losing money. It's one thing to pick Bosse, it is another to be impressed by wins over Houston Alexander and Wes Sims.

This was an amazing tip.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 01:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4LyoUGxVd8

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 06:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Saints Crow posted:

Don't (?) Bet on MMA: The Gambling Thread

Don't Bet On MMA; 209 Forearm Tattoos Within

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 10:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Viper_3000 posted:

A bad bet. Laugh at me goons.

What in Bradley's last two fights with Pac made you think "he's due!"?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 12:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

jase1 posted:

If Lesnar is a dog I will be betting on him.

if Hunt's a dog you should be on him too

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 15:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Skip My Posts posted:

I got about 75 bucks on some different Rory bets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 06:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

fatherdog posted:

I've expressed this opinion before but Boetsch has looked awful since he stopped training with Matt Hume and started training with Marcus Davis

Why have steak when you can have literal poo poo?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 13:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Bovada is -500/+350 right now for Floyd/Conor

go jase go

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 05:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/23501236/supreme-court-strikes-federal-law-prohibiting-sports-gambling

# ¿ May 15, 2018 05:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

jase1 posted:

Nah. Stipe is from Cleveland and Im ride or die for Cleveland. 10k on Stipe

WHY COULD YOU NOT GET A CO-STAR FOR LEBON, HE WAS THERE FOR YEARS

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 06:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bumping to requeswt this gets moved to the new gambling subforum who can all bask in the gloriousness of jase1

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 21:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

STAND

AND

BANG

TWENTY

TWENTY

TWO

# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 05:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I don't bet on mma and won't buuuuuut

Peter Yan is only a -250 favourite over O'Malley.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 04:17

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 15:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Marching Powder posted:

also 100 on volk straight up because i genuinely think he's undervalued, even with the health and fitness questions.

Godspeed Spider-Man

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 07:39

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