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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


good poo poo, man

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i just hope we get some fresh 'u mad' gifs afterwards

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Aug 15, 2005

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niethan posted:

What are the lines on it being a draw?

do it

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


jase1 posted:

My bookie is being compensated by me losing bets and anyone else who loses. He also can lose money to when he has to pay people who win. Do you understand how a bookie works?

Also to answer Dumb White Guys question I don't really care about shopping lines to much because then I would have to have my credit card and personal info on line. I prefer to keep my gambling offline.

Tdsports has none of my info it has real time lines that move and instead of me texting my bookie my picks which I use to do I go online and bet. It's like online bookkeeping without names associated with it. He pays a fee every month to use the site but he gets no extra money from the players only what we win or lose. Whatever I lose in a month he gives me 10% free play for the next month through the site.

I think it's pretty clear they don't understand how a real life bookie works.

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


John Connor: No fate!! There's no fate but what we make!!

Jase1: affirmative

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


jase1 posted:

I took a guy for a grand at the pool table last night and it's been awhile so here you go.

$1000 to win $4500 on Vitor Belfort.

lol drat

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Aug 15, 2005

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origami posted:

It's great because we have no idea if he's really making these bets but we all still believe.

i think he used to post slips every time so everyone just trusts him now

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i gotta start gambling more

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Aughhhhschwitz dang it

Skip My Posts fucked around with this message at May 25, 2015 around 22:40

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


And you're gonna enjoy eternal paradise

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Boetch walked right into it lmao

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless



Lmao

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


The Duck of Death posted:

Mendes by TKO/KO is at +623 on the sites that have props up.

drat. May have to throw 20 on that

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


The best way is to know other degenerates that use real life bookies

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Gambling is cool

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Connor has all of us who bet on Mendes to thank for his title tomorrow night

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


gently caress i'm glad i only put 25 bucks on mendes

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Fozzy The Bear posted:

Another goon ( who has since made it big and stopped coming here):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJrR1f_VAAANgiD.jpg

drat, thats what i like to see

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


what happens if you bet on stephens then he misses weight? does the bet stand?

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


congrats to the dude who put cash on stephens and got called a dummy for it

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


manyak you shoulda put that 10k on Connor. we all did it again

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Aug 15, 2005

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chad mendes is smooth jimmy's lock of the week

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


it happens naturally, if goons try to bet on who they want to lose or become self aware in any way it wouldn't work anymore, it's organic

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


We are all rooting for you jase

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i hope you win that bet atom

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


what has jake shields done since leaving hte UFC?

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


drat, let's see how he handles a real violent mongoloid and not some property criminal bitch titted guy

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Lloyd Boner posted:

drat, Formiga at +450 is pretty juicy.

drat

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


attackmole posted:



Also, I don't think anyone under the age of 50 uses a bookie (except Jase1 and criminals maybe).

Nah

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Connor is a slight underdog now, it looks like.

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i aspire to be able to gamble as much as jase1

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Aug 15, 2005

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jase1 posted:

2k on TJ at -150 and I have 2k on Alvarez at +280. I won all my bets on the first 3 playoff games and then lost all my bets on the Broncos game.

halfway there congrats

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


I hope you win that parlay jase1

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


congrats jase1

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Aug 15, 2005

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

46 grand on the lawlor, tate, diaz parlay?

lawlor cost him 45 grand lmao

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


LIKEINEEDTHIS posted:

Leslie Smith is her opponent and is probably best known for elbowing the poo poo out of some guy who touched her friend's butt in a bar.

probably best known for nothing at all

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


congrats again jase1

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


jase1 posted:

My bookie cut me off today. He will no longer take bets from me. Hopefully I find one that will accept my bets before the Cormier fight because I want to place a large wager on him. This is the first time since I started sports betting a couple of years ago that I have been dropped and it feels loving awesome! I use to hear my gambling friends talk about that and I never knew I would actually have that happen to me and it's all because of this thread. I use to come in here and be mocked and I had to prove you guys wrong or it would have drove me crazy. I am such a douche for getting all riled up about internet posts but I am glad I did because I learned how to bet sports in a way that won't break me. Thanks again thread for doing what you do I couldn't have done it without you guys mocking me for betting on MMA. I am sorry if I am rambling but I am still pretty drunk from last night and all of this was in my head so now it's time to go to bed.

inspiring

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i've had way more success making bets iwth my most degenerate friends and coworkers on big fights than i have online

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


mendes landed some big shots on conor but conor ate them no problem

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