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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

CascadeBeta posted:

How can Bryan spend so much money on audio equipment and not lose his mind when Dave sounds like a robot for his entire show?

Don Muraco
Don Muraco
Don Muraco

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Rodney the Piper posted:

I know an infectious disease doctor. This is a terrible, terrible way to go. Control your diabetes.

I went to wikipedia and it has just a rotting ball sack on the page. Sounds like a bad way to go

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Breaking news on Jones just went up.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Jones going to be the first 16 time UFC champion.

Lesner vs Jones gonna be in an NO PED's Barred match.

remusclaw fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Aug 23, 2017

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Lesnar vs Jones will take place in RIZIN or UFC Unsanctioned, in the back of a hay truck.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

GoutPatrol posted:

I went to wikipedia and it has just a rotting ball sack on the page. Sounds like a bad way to go

It's one of the conditions that grosses her out, and she's someone who's been hardened by the poo poo she's seen. It's a really bad way to go, and pretty preventable if your diabetes is controlled.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The retro Raw reviews are sounding more and more like Impact

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
I just started listening to the retro reviews and they've been hilarious. Went back to the start of the year and listened to the current one. It's fun because I have all the Nitros from 97-2000 and can go watch some of the stuff they're talking about. I'm glad they love the Goldberg squashes as much as I do. They're almost always the best part of the show. Also I loved when they turned the corner on Jericho. 98 Jericho still holds up in 2017 because he's such a great dumb heel.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PaybackJack posted:

I just started listening to the retro reviews and they've been hilarious. Went back to the start of the year and listened to the current one. It's fun because I have all the Nitros from 97-2000 and can go watch some of the stuff they're talking about. I'm glad they love the Goldberg squashes as much as I do. They're almost always the best part of the show. Also I loved when they turned the corner on Jericho. 98 Jericho still holds up in 2017 because he's such a great dumb heel.

Jericho was awesome during that time. Just oozing charisma, but since it was WCW, of course his hard work wasn't rewarded with a higher spot on the card.

I enjoyed Hogan's heel promos during that time.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I think MRT called it on twitter, ****3/4 for the Summerslam Main event.

I love dave. :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

At the end of the latest Dragon King Karl History of Wrestling podcast, he plays a loving amazing promo by Jake the Snake Roberts on Hulk Hogan. Does anybody know what show it was advertising for, I'm hoping it'll be on the Network somewhere.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

The retro Raw reviews are sounding more and more like Impact

this can't go on forever, there's probably another year or so



and then Nitro will suddenly start sounding like Impact

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

exploded mummy posted:

this can't go on forever, there's probably another year or so



and then Nitro will suddenly start sounding like Impact

Yeah it's going to be great when they combine "over talent" and "good booking"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

exploded mummy posted:

this can't go on forever, there's probably another year or so



and then Nitro will suddenly start sounding like Impact

They havent even yet reached The Fat Chick Thrilla and David Flair

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I'm not convinced Bryan and Vinny are getting through 1999 if 1998 is causing them this much pain.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
How do I always forget that Vince Mcmahon's birthday is the same day as mine. :negative:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CascadeBeta posted:

How do I always forget that Vince Mcmahon's birthday is the same day as mine. :negative:

I share mine with Tito Santana and William Regal.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
Me and the hulkster have August 11th locked down

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I share mine uh Tiffany apparently.

But more importantly, Stan Lee.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Endless Mike posted:

I share mine uh Tiffany apparently.

But more importantly, Stan Lee.

Oh, mine is a bit more extensive with non-wrestlers.
Bono
John Wilkes Booth
Fred Astaire
Mark David Chapman
Rick Santorum(lol)

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


mactheknife posted:

Me and the hulkster have August 11th locked down

Me too, I hope you had a good birthday.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

CascadeBeta posted:

How do I always forget that Vince Mcmahon's birthday is the same day as mine. :negative:

I share one with Dixie Carter, stop complaining

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lid posted:

They havent even yet reached The Fat Chick Thrilla and David Flair

Fat Chick Thrills is post collapse of New Blood

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

flashy_mcflash posted:

I share one with Dixie Carter, stop complaining

I share mine with Jerry Jarrett, which is actually fine with me.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
"No, I think Vince knows how old he is now. Cause I told him."

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

rare Magic card l00k posted:

I'm not convinced Bryan and Vinny are getting through 1999 if 1998 is causing them this much pain.

I really hope they make it all the way through, the retro reviews are great. I hadn't listened to B&V for a while until they started them, the show was fairly pointless when they only recapped current wrestling

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Karmine posted:

"No, I think Vince knows how old he is now. Cause I told him."

I heard that and I was like "That is too pitch perfect for that not to be a joke"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

exploded mummy posted:

Fat Chick Thrills is post collapse of New Blood

Mmm i may just be thinking of the 70s time and when he kod shaggy 2 dope on a bus

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lid posted:

Mmm i may just be thinking of the 70s time and when he kod shaggy 2 dope on a bus

That happened even later.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
can we just safely say that everything after 1998 when Nash beat Goldberg is a blur?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Things I remember from 1999-01

*Rap is Crap
*Terry Funk's rubber chickens

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lid posted:

can we just safely say that everything after 1998 when Nash beat Goldberg is a blur?

No, because the Fingerpoke of Doom was 2 weeks after that


but Awesome's first WCW appearance was to run in as part of the New Blood during the reboot Nitro where RUsso and BIschoff returned

on a side note, good job wikipedia vandal/editor

quote:

At one point, Awesome battled Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J in a Handicap match. At the conclusion of the match, Mike Awesome-Bombed Shaggy 2 Dope onto the roof of the bus. However, the slippery metal surface gave yield to Dope's lithe, supple frame and he fell tragically to the concrete below.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I know I watched it because I remember Sean O'Haire and things like Blitzkrieg's improbably great high flying that influenced mid 2000s Jack Evans but my mental timeline is all over. Arquette was where I went WWF full time... I think?

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

St Evan Echoes posted:

Things I remember from 1999-01

*Rap is Crap
*Terry Funk's rubber chickens

Every time I hear the retro country Bryan and Vinny music I get excited because it sounds like the "Rap is Crap" music.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Great drop on the most recent B&V after the Lucha Underground recap

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

St Evan Echoes posted:

Things I remember from 1999-01

*Rap is Crap
*Terry Funk's rubber chickens

What about 3 Count, the Filthy Animals, the MIA and the storied history of the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships? Or Booker T's main event push because there were literally no other babyfaces available.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gaz-L posted:

Or Booker T's main event push because there were literally no other babyfaces available.

And a racial discrimination lawsuit

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
By the way, it was super-weird as a kid in the UK only getting to see Nitro (and sometimes Thunder or Worldwide) but not the PPVs.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gaz-L posted:

What about 3 Count, the Filthy Animals, the MIA and the storied history of the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships? Or Booker T's main event push because there were literally no other babyfaces available.

Actually it was because he was black.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gaz-L posted:

By the way, it was super-weird as a kid in the UK only getting to see Nitro (and sometimes Thunder or Worldwide) but not the PPVs.

I only had a handful of channels growing up. As a kid I had Superstars, but in my teen years all I had available was WCW Saturday Night

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