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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Oh god, as the third-to-last place team, we knocked off the #1 seed in the first round of the playoffs that’s full of nothing but players from the next level up. Total ringer team that’s being dismantled by the league next season. We came out firing on all cylinders and got it done. It was their second loss the 20-game season. :feelsgood:

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Man, one of the runners on my Bauer Vaporx500s is already chipping. I ordered a pair of replacement blades (Bauer LS 5s) to try out. Not sure how those will compare to the ones that come with the skate which appear to be the Super Stainless. I'm guessing the stock ones on the skate are 9 foot profile like the LS2s but I'm honestly not sure. Looks like the LS5 comes preset with a 10 foot profile.

Would I even notice much of a difference between a 10 foot profile versus 9 foot? Never really hosed around with different profiles on my skates and usually just use whatever the factory preset is on the blades with a 1/2 inch hollow

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 20, 2019

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

I eliminated my team from the playoffs by scoring an own-goal in a 1-0 game. Shot from the point that was going wide got redirected off the shaft of my stick and into the back of the net. Rad.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

I eliminated my team from the playoffs by scoring an own-goal in a 1-0 game. Shot from the point that was going wide got redirected off the shaft of my stick and into the back of the net. Rad.

In high school I remember I caused us to lose (or maybe tie? I forget, it's been way too long) a round robin tournament game because a player took a floater from the point and I as a defenseman reached out to grab it with my hand. It tipped off my glove and into the net.

So I feel ya. It happens.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Only way to win is to not play.

Fewer stories to share in the bar, but at least you didn't lose!

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name
Last night was supposed to be our last game. We got knocked out of playoff contention because the team above us won the night before. The team we were supposed to play was below us in the standings. So, overall meaningless game in terms of points. I don't know if they just had a bunch of guys call out or what but they ended up forfeiting an hour before the game.

So instead, we had a 3v3, half-ice scrimmage followed by a couple rounds of elimination shootout and it was a blast. Where I started playing doesn't have a lot of open hockey or stick and puck ice time, so I think I'm just really unused to these situations where a handful of people have ice time and can just mess around.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Careful or you might end up looking in how to rent ice and start your own private weekly skate.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Me: Eh, I could use a break from beer league. I think I'll take summer season off.
Also Me:

:woop: Greater Seattle Hockey League Division 2 champions :woop:

I'm running out of room in my kitchen cabinet!

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
^^ congrats! I'm 0 for 4 in championship games as of last night. I'm glad summer league is over and looking forward to not playing in any leagues all winter, just classes and a weekly private shinny with a really great group.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Summer camps at my preferred rink are over, so it's back on a normal schedule. Most people apparently don't know this yet, so I had the ice to myself for the first 30 minutes of free skate, shared it with one other person for the next 30 minutes, and shared it with 2 other people for the final 30 minutes. :toot:

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
I like those cups. Need to convince my league to do something like that.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Yeah those are cool. We don’t get poo poo for winning.


So our captain is out of town conveniently during the recruiting, registration, and pay chaos for next season and the duties have fallen to me. I’m literally about to quit the team because people are loving morons. It’s like pulling teeth getting people to respond to an email asking if they want to play next season. I usually do the recruiting for this team, but I had no idea the amount of idiocy I’d experience with registration and payment.

And of course half the team doesn’t want to commit to paying for a full time spot, so they all request split spots. But since there’s so many, it jams us up against the 18-man hard limit. So we’re going to have 7 full time guys show up each week and maybe 2-4 of the splits, giving us no line consistency week-to-week.

And the deadline I gave everyone to register online and pay their money, I had 4 people drop that day despite telling me for 2 weeks they’re in. I had to scramble and make a zillion calls to get replacements. I finally get everything squared away and submit the team registration on Monday. Cool.

I get a guy today who emailed me, 3 days after the team gets registered, saying he wants to switch to a different night league but he’ll totally play as a 1/2 spot instead. gently caress off. Tell me that poo poo 2 weeks ago.

Even though I’ve been on the team 6-7 years, I’m legitimately about to tell this team to pound sand and play elsewhere after next season. I just want to pay my $700 and show up. Getting a roster of people who aren’t flaky is the hardest thing ever.

Zerouac
Sep 15, 2004

ARF
Grimey Drawer

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Getting a roster of people who aren’t flaky is the hardest thing ever.

This is why I gave up the captaincy on my last team. It's like a stressful second job (and I have an incredibly stressful actual job).

People who make more than me, have mortgages, families, etc. wouldn't show up to games unless I texted them a reminder on the day of. Registration week was miserable for the reasons you mentioned. I was really active around the rinks so I was always able to pull off a Hail Mary as far as filling the spots and keeping the team operating but after 3 seasons, I was so full of negativity that it didn't seem healthy anymore to be around.

Does your rink offer a captain's discount? If so, I think you just earned it.

Also $700 wowzers, I thought our $550 seasons were obscene.

sellouts
Apr 23, 2003

if they pay I’d rather them not show up. It helped me get deadbeats on the roster who were more fun to play with

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

My 7th out of 10 teams Friday night team won another playoff game and we’re in the championship next week. We went from having to play the play-in game to knocking off the #1 seed ringer team, to knocking off the #3 team last night. Hell yeah. Too bad my wife is playing a women’s tournament an hour away at the same time and we have infant twins. Shitfuck.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


My team played last night. They either won, or lost. I wouldn't know, because I missed signups and want to die. :smithicide:

TheJetCityFix
Feb 3, 2004

Errday I'm Russellin'

Zerouac posted:

Also $700 wowzers, I thought our $550 seasons were obscene.

I just signed up for the league here south of Seattle, and league fees were like $1600-1700 or something like that. I felt like that was fair enough for a 48 game season from September to June (when playoffs start) though. It's like a $110 a month payment after registration.

Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?
Holy poo poo I didn't realize they were doing that long of a season. That's crazy.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Which league is that? I was just about to bitch about paying my usa hockey registration, 5 on 5 league, and 3 on 3 league registration all at the same time and that's STILL cheaper than that.

Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?
I think it's the new one based out of Tacoma that's adopted with the gshl? I didn't realize they were doing a 40 something game season though.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
On a roll boys. Won our spring B league title and just won our summer A league championship today. The A league is only during the summer if you're wondering why I'm in two different divisions. I'm not sandbagging :colbert:.

Not much in life more validating than winning beer league hockey championships am I right?

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Duke Chin posted:

Which league is that? I was just about to bitch about paying my usa hockey registration, 5 on 5 league, and 3 on 3 league registration all at the same time and that's STILL cheaper than that.

The Rainier Hockey League. 48 games is super long. I thought the 22 game Fall/Winter season in GSHL was long.

sellouts
Apr 23, 2003

48 games sounds great, let’s prolong any imbalances and get people to pay as many games as possible at once with no recourse if they get hurt

TheJetCityFix
Feb 3, 2004

Errday I'm Russellin'
There may be a serious injury clause to get you out of it, but yeah.

For me, the convenience of only playing my games at Tacoma twin rinks is worth it. I'm not trying to drive to Everett or any of that. I just looked and the fee for the 48 game season is actually $1428.00, plus you get one free drop-in a week in the summer offseason.

TheJetCityFix fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 27, 2019

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/TNoTD2H.gifv

You want the puck? gently caress it, have at it bud.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

That's loving great. I like how the puck knocks him over again.

Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?

xzzy posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TNoTD2H.gifv

You want the puck? gently caress it, have at it bud.

Everything was so soft. I didn't even really see what white guy was so mad about. The throwing the puck made me laugh out loud though.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
While I was playing Rat Hockey today, employees at the rink caught some rear end in a top hat snooping through bags in one of the locker rooms. Fortunately, they seemed to have surprised him before he took anything. Unfortunately, the guy managed to flee and get away. So my wallet and phone will be staying in my car from now on.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Once upon a time my rink sent out a suggestion form and I said that anchored steel loops in the locker room so I could padlock things to it would be nice, but nothing ever came of it.

They do give us a key to the locker room so we can close things up for beer league, but you can't really do that for drop in or clinics or anything.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
I've probably been tempting fate leaving my phone and wallet in the locker room but the rink has a security guard and at least with how late adult games are there aren't a lot of teens milling around doing crimes.

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
We play on the same grounds as a casino. As far as I am aware we only had one issue, the guy was caught. But he had also broken into a liquor store and the Moose Lodge down the road. If I keep my wallet in the car how am I supposed to buy beer? Our rink instituted a rule that any beer will result in an automatic game suspension and the second time entire team.

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

We have Drive to Survive at home

Verman posted:

Everything was so soft. I didn't even really see what white guy was so mad about. The throwing the puck made me laugh out loud though.

Yeah #8 really lost his poo poo there over nothing, which was pretty funny in itself but the puck throw put it over the top. I also kind of like the little lecture he was giving the guy after too. Guy really takes his No Check Hockey seriously.

Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?
My personal favorite is after the puck throw and shove, white guy looks at the ref like "What? What else was I supposed to do?"

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Everyone brings their bags into the rink area during drop in shinny at my rink.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Yep, "donation" bag out here too, then take it to the bench with us

TheJetCityFix
Feb 3, 2004

Errday I'm Russellin'
I usually take a hygiene bag to the bench with me with my keys/wallet/phone and things like extra laces, chapstick, helmet hardware, etc.

I probably look like a nerd, but whatever, at least I know where my poo poo is.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

You bring chapstick but not a toothbrush? What is wrong with you?

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Bring toilet paper in case you need to poo poo in an opponent's glove

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

prom candy posted:

Bring toilet paper in case you need to poo poo in an opponent's glove

Use the blade of their stick (after you break it).

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Hell yeah, my Friday team won our championship tonight to make it back to back. We were seeded 8th out of 10 teams, so we had win a play-in game, then go through the ringer #1 seed, the #3 seed, and finally, another team with a losing record, which is wild. Ended up being an insanely close 2-1 OT win. And yes, they about doubled up our shots. Our goalie is amazing.



e: No pint glasses for us :sigh:

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Aug 31, 2019

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