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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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In the last goonmail thread I sent a letter to literally every single person who posted and it got really, really expensive, but it was a lot of fun. There's people I first wrote to back in July 2010 who I still exchange letters with!

Unfortunately, my current economic situation is such that I cannot do that this go-round. However, I can promise that anyone who writes me a letter - domestic and international - will get letters and stuff back from me for however long you feel like writing. Trust me, I'm good for it.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Unexpected Road posted:

I got a letter from lamb today! Thanks for the foam stickers and the, um, poo word search!

I sent out a few letters on Friday. Hopefully everyone will be getting them soon! Oh, and I'm currently still trying to pen a forgive-me-for-suddenly-stopping-correspondence with my old penpal 13Pandora13. I don't know if you got my thank you card for the package you sent, but THANK YOU. It totally made my day/week/year

YAY! I will be on the lookout for it.

I also got awesome robot mail from Team Lunch! Replymail (as well as replies from the old thread to Hopefully Wild, Leopold N. Loeb, and Hemlock are going in the mail today!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I just sent out some seriously overdue reply mail to ThePitGoddess and UnexpectedRoad. Sorry for the delay mates!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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1337 haxxor pirate posted:

Can I change my address again?
Abby DEvelyn
or
1337 haxxor pirate
or
hopefullywild
316 South Willow Street, Apartment C
Prescott, AZ 86305

Life has been hectic (as some know by the address changes) and it's settled down. I work at a video game store and take lots of goodies that would otherwise get thrown away, so Goon mail is the perfect excuse for me to haul that shite home. I'm so thrilled to finally have my very own mailbox, and I don't have internet anywhere near my house (forums withdrawals!), so won't you please send me strange Goon things?

If you happen across anything Gears and/or Mass Effect related I will love you forever and make shiny things or something to send you in return.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Sent out replymail yesterday. I think I'm up-to-date but if you sent me something and haven't gotten a reply by Tuesday let me know, my mail rack turned into a bit of a mess and it may have been stuck in the shuffle.

Still writing and sending stuff to everyone who writes to me!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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1337 haxxor pirate posted:

Sorry to hear the news, hope you're doing alright. You're sweet for thinking of me amid all that, but don't worry over getting a letter mailed, sounds like you have way more important things going on. I've been going through a clusterfuck of debt and homelessness, (jobless loser boyfriends are great things) and that leaves me back at the PO Box 961 address (Chino Valley, AZ 86323), which will stay that way until (hopefully) I get accepted at a magical school some distance from Arizona.

I'll try to send some Goon mail soon, the stuff is great for bothersome times.
13 Pandora 13 - I have a few Gearsy things for you, but they're rather large and I'm trying to find an economical way of getting them to you. Promise I haven't forgot!

Take your time dude, no worries. I will bake you cookies! :iamafag:

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Unexpected Road posted:

I'm way overdue on a reply letter to you.

I've been too poor to get Finland prints done recently anyway so it works out.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Got loving awesome Halloween mail from Team Lunch and Lamb! Reply mail incoming (as well as to you, The Pit Goddess)!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I could use some mail. I always reply and I just broke up with my boyfriend and am feeling unexpectedly lovely about it.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Supermega thanks to Gonzo Ronin and Lamb for the awesome treat filled Goonmails. You both really made my day after my incredibly crappy last week.

Reply mail to you two as well as Hypothetical McGee went out today!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Skabanero pePPers posted:

Got my first gunemail yesterday! Thanks Palette swap!

My roommate and I were talking last night and he mentioned something about mail and something about weird mail and I started wagging my tail.

My roommate, a goon, had set the letter aside because he knew of no 'Scott Banderas-Peppers' secretly stowed away beneath the floorboards. Anyways, I had a great day yesterday, topped off with an awesome goongift!

I'll photo-document the contents of the letter in my next post (I'll probably end up recording myself reading the post card you sent and posting it because it's awesome).

Thanks again Palette swap


e: How do I send mail to countries outside of the US? Calculate postage amount and stamp that bad boy up and I'm good?

No, you'll want to get an international air mail stamp. I believe they're $0.98 currently but they'll be $1.05 soon I think.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Bear Rape posted:

Awww, I really want to participate in this but I'm moving next month and I don't know my house number yet.

I'll try to send some letters out instead. I'm going to get envelopes and stamps later today. I'll send handwritten letters and random tiny gifts.

If you see anything from "Bear" or "Lissa", that's me.

You should put "BEAR RAPE" in bold capital letters in the return spot on every envelope just for the amount of it would create in post offices around the US/world.

(edit)

oval office VALET as well.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Over the last week I've gotten so much amazing goonmail! Big Hustle, Rufus En Fuego, Team Lunch, Seakindlienss, Keetron, and Unexpected Road you all rock my world. Replies and goodies are being crafted and will slowly begin to trickle out soon.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Rufus En Fuego posted:

I am an incredibly patient person, so whenever you get the time/inclination is just fine by me. Also, by no means limit yourself to those snail things. I lurve me some weird, weird poo poo. I'll be hitting up a mercado by the weekend, so expect to see something within the next couple of weeks.

Cards went in the mail this afternoon! I chose my recipients completely at random, and strangely, most of them either didn't want NWS or didn't specify whether or not it was okay, so I played it safe and cutesy. I had a really fun and gross idea I wanted to implement, so if anyone here would like to be visually assaulted by their holiday cheer, let me know. I would love for at least one person to share my creative joy.

I'm crafting your reply package - do you want it sent to your return address or the one you posted in this thread.

Also I'm game for some really, really loving weird/gross mail. I used to be an assistant manager at a porn shop so I'm pretty unshakeable.

Reply mail to Mizufuzion, LyonsLions, Niemat, Unexpected Road, Team Lunch, & Meriruka are going out tomorrow. Lamb, Big Hustle, Keetron, & Rufus En Fuego yours is mostly ready but not yet. Soon.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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To fulfill photo requests and to encourage people who may be avoiding posting their address/joining the goonmail fun. I apologize for the crappy iPhone pictures:

This is the mail I've gotten in the last two weeks. Markers, stickers, puzzles, art, bracelets, and a bunch more stuff is inside those envelopes ('cause goons are awesome):


This is all the goonmail I've gotten from last thread and this one. It's about three layers deep:

From this pile I've gotten dozens of photos and original artwork, candy/food, recipes, international awesomeness, a lifetime supply of stickers, and internet friendship (Unexpected Road and thepitgoddess have been my penpals for over a year!). In the old thread I wrote to every person who posted (and would if I could afford it in this one) and I always always reply. I've probably sent out 500 letters and gotten/gotten back at least 300.

I've never gotten anything disgusting, obscene, or threatening (of course now that I've said that I will). Nobody's ever shown up at my house. I've never opened a letter and regretted posing my address.

Give it a shot if you're holding back. It's awesome, goons are awesome.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Mega urgent request

I need to acquire a Specific Japanese candy (that might not even exist anymore) as quickly as possible. I'm looking for Meiji cotton candy that turns into gum. Any/all flavors. I can pay you or do an American goodie exchange, whatever works out.

Now that that's aside, I got some awesome goonmail from Aunt Buck and Miryei as well as a holiday goodie package from The Pit Goddess! Replies incoming.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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LyonsLions posted:

Is this what you're talking about?
http://catalog-p.meiji.co.jp/products/sweets/kids_character/010407/12754.html

If so, I'll look for it, and would be happy to exchange for Reese's or gumdrops or other tasty American treats (if I can find it.) It looks like cola is the only flavor...

Yes that's it! If you can find some let me know and I can send reeses and gumdrops of many variety.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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LyonsLions posted:

I bought out my local supermarket of wata-gum, and I also picked up a similar thing called wata-pachi. You'll have to let me know how it is.

I'm sending out an assload of peanutbuttery goodness on Monday priority mail.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I too have a pile of unrecognized goonmail I'll be working on over the next couple days.

Some of the replies will be...special.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Mars Attacks, Jendawn13, IMJack, Fluffy Bunnies, Garbage Day, UnexpectedRoad, and ThePitGoddess your goonmail was not forgotten and replies are in the mail presently!

LyonsLions has the Reeses gotten to you yet? I feel like I owe you more My boyfriend LOVES the cotton candy gum. It seriously made his Christmas. :iamafag:

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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cardboardRobot posted:

So the other day I bought an extreme connect the dots book. If I can manage to get a scanner that works better than the one I have I plan on photocopying the pages so I can send a bunch to people instead of being limited to the amount of pages it comes with. That means more for everyone. Hope people don't mind.

So would people be up for connecting 500-1400 dots and discovering what the picture is?

Emphatically yes. Dear god.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Okay I just fired off 25 letters including 2 internationals.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I saw the Harry Potter cards and couldn't restrain myself from sending them all immediately. Yours just got there really fast because you're local.

Last year I had dinosaur valentines.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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cuntvalet posted:

Would anybody be interested in receiving a hand drawn Venture Bros valentine from the mind of cuntvalet?

YES. FFFFFFFF.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I have to buy more Razzles. Goons and my boyfriend have something in common in that they love Razzles (and he eats them all before I can mail them).

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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My letter to Pillory Soft came back today. Has your address changed, good goon, or am I reading impared?

Also I am game for mailbox assault.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I, too, have sucked royally at acknowledging all the awesome goonentines I've gotten. Suzie McAwesome, Niemat, Lamb (with knit goodies!), Team Lunch, Mr. and Mrs. Genesplicer, Locutus of Bald, and Pillory Soft (I love the little handmade Amish valentine!) all sent me fabulous cards with goodies from around the US.

From goons abroad Dangereuse and Count Drunkula I also received an envelope of goodies and from America's hat I got THE loving GREATEST VENTURETINE EVER from Cuntvalet.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Today I got mail from Amarie, TinyDryad, and Andaley! Thanks a bunch, goons!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Megathanks to Hyperhazard, IM Jack, Topenga, and 20inch (who does AMAZING little cute mice (mices? Meese?) drawings!) for the Valengreetings. I sent replies but they will obviously be belated (as it's presently the 16th). But they're Batman valentines so it's cool.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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20inch, my letter to you also came back.

Last week I got awesome St. Goon's mail from Lamb and Team Lunch! Sorry for not acknowledging sooner, I got promoted at work and got more hours (yay) and then got really horrible I'm-on-quarantine-from-the-county-health-department sushi food poisoning this week (boo).

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Unexpected Road posted:

Alright, since it seems my goontines didnt make it to some people, I'm re-sending them with some St. Patrick's day goodies as well. The post office in my town is incredibly understaffed and somehow mail has gone missing for other people in my neighborhood as well sorry they're going to be so late!

Also I'm moving at the end of the week! So after the 18th I won't be able to receive mail until I can set up my PO box. I'll still send out stuff though because I have a ton of stamps and cards.

Did you get a new address yet, homeslice?

I sent out a bunch of backreplies today. I'm sorry I've been so late on writing, I got promoted at work (full time! being treated like an adult! woo!), got really bad food poisoning along with my boyfriend and entire family (grossgrossgross), and went on a 25th birthday adventure vacation (wee!). I'm finally catching up on goonmail!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I also got festively adorable Easter greetings from Lamb.

I sent out a few letters a bit over a week ago and it seems that none of them have shown up yet. I'm worried about the ones going to Canada because the woman at the post office was a total bitch; I told her a letter to Finland didn't need a customs form because it was literally just a long, multi-page letter (which I've sent before) and when I asked her about the ones to Canada that had more than letters enclosed she got all, "well you tell me, I just work here," and as much as I tried to explain I wasn't trying to tell her what to do and I legitimately didn't know if the Canada ones needed customs she refused to do anything but roll her eyes at me and say "whatever you think."

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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WOW I got a bunch of goonmail that needs recognition. Letters and goodies from Lamb, ThePitGoddess, and Thermophonic Joy , a mega connect the dots from Cardboard Robot, and FREAKIN' RAZZLES NAILPOLISH from Rufus en Fuego .

Replies will be sent soonish, and mail from Germany, Finland, and Estonia at the end of the month! =D

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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The good news is that I got a bunch of postcards in Finland.

The bad news is that I'm broke and can't send them out until I'm back stateside. Boo.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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Unexpected Road posted:

So after a big move, a long awaited name change, a new job AND a new love, I am so ready to start sending out goonmail again!

Byron G.
918 12th Street West
Apartment K
Bradenton, Florida 34205

If you send something, I will send something in return! I'm going to print out the list of active goon addresses and start sending out mail all willy-nilly next week as well.

That's one heck of a different name. You'll have to tell me about it in a letter!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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cuntvalet posted:

I know this is the wrong thread but I was hoping maybe somebody would know...when does SASSmas start this year? Figured I'd ask since this thread is somewhat related.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3515255

Still open I think.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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If any goons are interested in a food exchange, there is a thread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3515822

Sheep, I know I'm looking for some Japanese candy and I could send you Russian and German candy from my local international grocer if you're interested in anything like that.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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I also got awesome mail from Kafka's Goldfish! I'll reply this week. =D

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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kafkasgoldfish posted:




Thanks everyone for all your thoughtful mail. I'm working on replies to each of you for Christmas. I'm also wondering if there are any fans of the following: Daria, "Anchorman", Aqua Teen Hunger Force, old school horror flicks and "Ghostbusters".

Daria is my favorite show, ever.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

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cuntvalet posted:

Ooo! I love horror movies, especially the old school stuff. I run a horror blog and my car is named after horror actor Bill Moseley.

That's awesome. I thought I was spooky for having a Thirteen Ghosts tattoo (William Castle owns).

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