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OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
So happy to see this is up! You're amazing Lamb!

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I'm a 21 year old goonlady. Artsy/nerdy type. I love handmade stuff, and the more creative the better, though anything else is awesome too. NWS stuff is fine, just try to keep it inside the envelope. Please no bodily fluids/items.

I can't tell you just how amazing it was receiving anything from the goons in the valentines day thread. And I had so much fun making the cards too, I hope to be able to do that again sometime soon, though as money is a bit tight it might actually be a little while before I'm able to start sending things out, but rest assured I most definitely will.

GOON MAIL IS THE BEST MAIL!

*edit: since people seem to be giving ideas of things they like I will add that I love cephalopods! Cuttlefish, squid, and octopuses alike :3 Just please not in any tentacle porn sense

OhJeezAllSleeves fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Dec 16, 2017

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OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

That drat Satyr posted:

SEND ME OCTOPUSES.

If only I wasn't poor right now I'd so make you an octopus plush. It's kind of my specialty :3 I too absolutely love any cephalopod related things.

when worlds collide posted:


I felt rushed in the Vday thread and didn't exercise my creative muscle much, and this thread is a little more relaxed with respect to time restraints which suits things very well.


You're kidding right? Your cards were amazing! I was so impressed with how much care you seemed to have put into them, you really were one of the many people to set the bar pretty high for both quality and content.

OhJeezAllSleeves fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Mar 30, 2011

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

when worlds collide posted:

Oh hell no. I think I only hand drew one piece of artwork that one poor soul got, the rest was all store bought. Although, I did manage at some point to find really pretty cards, there were a few different ones that I really liked.

I just went back and had to recheck which one you had sent. My mistake, however yours was still great. Your envelope had the most stickers on it compared to any other I had received. There was hardly a space that didn't host a glittery fish :3

when worlds collide posted:

What would you need to make a cephalopod plushie? I have some fabric crap laying around.

I have my own template that I made awhile back, and it's not about the materials so much as the cost to actually send it. That and the time it takes to make one. I sew them by hand and it can take up to eight hours to make one.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Thanks so much Team Lunch! It was a great start to my day to get some goon mail. Definitely needed that. And that paperclip is so awesome. As for the octopus facts they're all true to my knowledge, there was only one that you had written on there that I hadn't previously known about. Thanks again!

Money is a bit better for me now so I hope to be sending stuff out to people as soon as I can figure out just what to do for you guys.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I've been sick so haven't been able to go pick up some supplies for sending stuff, but as soon as I'm able I plan on putting some stuff together.

Edit: Thank you lamb for the mail full of bunnies!

OhJeezAllSleeves fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 28, 2011

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I just picked up the last of my supplies yesterday. I'll be starting on them today and should have mine out by the end of the week provided it doesn't take me too long to put together 20.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I received a handmade postcard today from a goon whose name I can't make out. I'll post a picture as soon as I'm able.

E: Just looked up a couple of posts. Thanks Keetron!

OhJeezAllSleeves fucked around with this message at 15:51 on May 30, 2011

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Ok so I know I said I was going to send mine out awhile ago. I still have my list written down and all my supplies. I've been in quite the funk lately so all my drive to do much of anything has pretty much disappeared. And on top of that I think the postal strike is turning into something a bit more serious instead of the revolving one like they had before. Here's hoping I can break out of this depression just long enough to get working on some of your cards. As for when I send them, well that's up to the postal strike I guess.

So sorry again, but they will be coming.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I'm terrible, I haven't put any mail together yet, rest assured I hope to get that done within the next couple of weeks. I'm planning on sending out a whole ton at once.

And sorry for the late thankyou but I got awesome mail from Team Lunch and Lamb. Thank you guys so much!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I've been dealing with a lot lately and my stress has just been through the roof. Thank you so so much Skels. Your card was fantastic and it was just the kind of pick me up I needed.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Lamb you are amazing. I have no idea how you manage to keep sending out so much mail but it really has made my day every time I've received something. Thank you so much!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
A whole ton of people to thank. I'm a bit behind so I'll start with which I received first.

For the gorgeous card, thank you cuntvalet

So many stickers from whenworldscollide!

Little fabric snow fell everywhere as I was checking who to thank. *shakes fist lovingly at Apathy Inspired*

Another pretty card this time from Aunt Buck

Have a great christmas nonpromqueen!

Yay! Handmade stuff! Thanks Drei!

And from AlKaphanel and Vixenella thanks for the losing Oilers ticket stub haha


Thank you everyone! I'm hoping I haven't forgotten to thank anyone. Getting cards in the mail has been a much needed pick me up. So again thank you so so much to everyone.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
A whole TON of goonmail going out today! (well not when you compare it to what Lamb has managed)

It took me forever, but here it is! I hope it all makes it out to everyone ok! It was really hard choosing who to send things to but I'm sure I will be sending out more again.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Uh oh.... :ohdear: one of my cards just got sent back to me.

I'm sure it's got enough postage. :confused: I just hope it was the post office being dumb...

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Oh man I wish I had remembered to put my birthday (December 13th) but with the amount of goonmail I've received I can't complain.

Now on to the thank you's! Some local mail from caramelbread, a recipe card from Miryei, and a card from Team Lunch (yes I think Batman is very festive)!

And man oh man. This morning there was a small bulgy envelope addressed to cardboardRobot in the mail! Inside I found an amazing octopus card as well as a finger tentacle from Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller. I could not stop smiling! Pictures to come most definitely!

I think I'll take a picture of all the goonmail I've gotten from the entire year starting from the valentine's day thread. I can't thank everyone enough for all the joy it's been to find goonmail in my mailbox. For the past year I've been eagerly checking the mail every day. I hope the goonmail doesn't stop!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Keetron posted:

Also, nobody wants custom made, topic requested postcards?

I'd love another custom postcard! The first one you sent me was all kinds of weird. I'd love some sort of angler fish or other deep sea thing.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Keetron posted:

Did you receive this one?

Because this is about the weirdest I did, must say it was very late at night, alcohol might have been a factor.

Yeah that was the one. I was going to send something to you when I sent stuff out last but couldn't quite make out your address on the card. I got a whole bunch more stuff to send out now though. Plenty of cards and a few things to put in with them.

If you feel like drawing anything else on the postcard have at it. I love randomness and surprises.


edit:

Niemat posted:

As a side question for everyone... is anyone all about receiving cat mail...? We're talking an envelope full of cat goodness, not necessarily for a cat (although it could be if your cat enjoys receiving mail full of cats).

That would be awesome!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
So the other day I bought an extreme connect the dots book. If I can manage to get a scanner that works better than the one I have I plan on photocopying the pages so I can send a bunch to people instead of being limited to the amount of pages it comes with. That means more for everyone. Hope people don't mind.

So would people be up for connecting 500-1400 dots and discovering what the picture is?

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Says so right on the cover "Extreme Dot-To-Dot ________ Edition" Leaving that blank so as to keep it a surprise for the first few to do them. I've already scanned a couple and did them myself haha. It took me about fifteen minutes or so to finish one that was about 500 dots. People will definitely have to scan theirs once they're done and if people colour them then even better!

I look forward to getting your mail Thermophonic Joy. As well as from everyone else. For the last year I've been eagerly checking the mailbox every day. I'll try taking a picture sometime soon of all the mail I've gotten from the past year. I hope this new year is filled with just as much goony love.

I can't wait to get my next batch of mail together. I plan on starting that sometime soon. If anyone is particularly keen on getting an extreme connect the dot make sure to mention it to be sure I send you something. I can only afford to send so many at a time and it really is hard to choose who to send to so if you love doing those be sure to let me know! I will also take requests if there's anything you'd like me to take a crack at drawing for you. If I can't do it I'll try and figure something out. I've been lacking ideas for what to draw lately.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

when worlds collide posted:

Nobody wants a munged up angel? She's munged up on purpose, it wasn't just bad crafting! I swear to god one of you's getting her, so someone should take one for the team. :3: Imma pick a name at random! I already got lamb back for the Bieber crap via unicorn horsies and pink.

I feel bad for stepping up to the plate since I've already gotten quite a bit of mail. I'm not sure how much stuff everyone else has received so if no one else says sure then I'd be happy for it. But if someone else wants it then by all means give it to them. I love anything and everything anyone sends me. Weird stuff and handmade stuff all the better however.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
A thank you to Fluffy Bunnies. I heard all the confetti in the envelope before I pulled out the card so I avoided spilling it everywhere haha. And a thank you to Topenga. So much glitter! :argh:

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Alright so I said I'd post a picture of all the mail I've received over the last year starting from the valentine's thread that spawned this one.

On the left is from the valentine's thread, and to the right is everything from this thread. You guys are awesome! In front is the finger tentacle that Garbage Day sent me. Another goon made me the squid and mittens separate from any mail thread but I figured I'd add those in as well as they are still technically goon mail.




You guys are the best! :)

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Thermophonic Joy posted:

Content: My mum-in-law works at the postal outlet inside a drug store just down the street. She's pals with the lady who comes to refill the greeting cards and got me hooked up with a TONNE of colourful envelopes that didn't have cards to go with them. I mean HUNDREDS. Yesssss!!!

Goonlove surrounded by envelope over envelope, over envelope? Why, that's a great idea!

Haha that's awesome. I just got some more nice cards. I hope to start putting those together sometime soon.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Thanks for the card Jendawn13

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Holy crap. I'm so surprised that I even got Thermophonic Joy's card at all. I couldn't believe the state it was in when I opened the mailbox! :ohdear: Looked like someone had already opened it, that or it just went through a hell of a lot before getting here. The envelope is hardly intact and only about 30% of it is still sealed. I didn't need to open it to see what was inside.

Thank you Thermophonic Joy. I can only hope that nothing was missing when I got it.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I was productive with my insomnia for a change. I just spent the last couple of hours or so folding things. You know what that means! :dance:
I'm hoping to get my valentines cards together and out by the end of the week. Hopefully sooner.

Now I know I told you guys about those extreme connect the dots, well I think I'm going to wait to send those out. So those will most likely go out in my next batch of cards which won't be holiday related. But don't worry. Those that already said they wanted one will still get theirs (I've written your names down). It just means more mail to look forward to later! If anyone else hasn't piped up about wanting one do so now so I can add you to the list for the future.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

SuzieMcAwesome posted:

I totally want one of these when they are ready!!!! It sounds amazing!
You have been added to the list

Lamb posted:

I'd like one please.
As you have been absolutely amazing sending out things to everyone several times over it isn't even a question as to whether you get one. I make a point to always send something to you when I send things out for how much you have done for everyone else.

mysa09 posted:

Also..Anyone want to send a get well card to my poor cat? She has a fractured leg. :cry:
I too would like to know your cat's name. Poor kitty, hopefully she recovers quickly.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

cuntvalet posted:

Would anybody be interested in receiving a hand drawn Venture Bros valentine from the mind of cuntvalet?

YES YES YES!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

lamb posted:

Just be careful, if you eat too many gummi bears you get gummi tummy. I learned that the hard way.

When I first discovered Haribo it was while visiting my boyfriend in Poland a few years back. I ate so many gummy dinosaurs I am surprised I didn't come back home with diabetes. They don't sell the dinosaur ones here though. If you guys haven't tried them you should definitely have the cola bottle ones if you get the chance.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

hyperhazard posted:

What happens if they won't be his? :ohdear:

He'll see you in Heck of course!

Those cards are absolutely amazing cuntvalet! I'm so excited to see which one I'll be getting in the mail.
My cards are mostly finished so hopefully I can get them all completed today and have them sent out this afternoon or tomorrow.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Rufus En Fuego posted:

I don't know why, but I'm suddenly on a crass/tasteless/possibly un-PC bender and I'm churning out some creepy cards.

Somehow I think you're all okay with this.

Of all the mail I've gotten I don't think any of it has been creepy. I definitely need some creepy cards to freak out my boyfriend. :dance:

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Rufus En Fuego posted:

Before I blow my wad on three (I assume cunvalet's enthusiasm means she'd like one) creeptastic cards, does anyone else want a terrifyingly inappropriate and possibly psychologically damaging Valentine from me? I promise to stop just short of rubbing it on my crotch.

That sounds amazing! I can't wait :dance:

And Keetron I did get your postcard! It's awesome. I hope to get a picture of it up real soon.
And same with you WhenWorldsCollide! I got your chernobyl angel! I'll post pictures as soon as I can so everyone can see your lovely creation.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
:argh: I went to go send out my cards today but they were slightly too thick to get regular postage. I can't really afford to spend that much on postage so I had to take out the little chocolates that I was going to send everyone. They were chocolate orange sticks that are super delicious. I just wish I could have kept those in for everyone. So I came home all depressed and had to open them all up and put them in new envelopes. :( I'm going to have to go back to the post office later tonight if they're still open and hope hope hope they're thin enough now. :ohdear: It's expensive enough as is sending out 19 cards. And I spent so long handmaking them too.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
I went back after taking stuff out of the envelopes and they said it was still too thick for the regular postage. :negative:

Looks like I'm going to have to spend a lot more on my valentines than I had planned. This is going to be at least 30 to send....Ugh stupid post office with their strict rules. I'm going to redo the envelopes yet again and stick the chocolates back in. If they're going to make me pay more for it I might as well make the most of it.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
Hours of work put into them and forty dollars later to send them out, 19 valentines are on their way!

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
A thank you to vegemitesandwhich for the local goonmail. Thank you for the promise not to stalk me haha. The tiny robot card was very cute.

And now as promised here are pictures.

Keetron's awesome handmade anglerfish postcard all the way from the Netherlands


And When worlds collide's weird angel thing

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

cuntvalet posted:

Either camp out by your mailbox/post office or program your H.E.L.P.eR robot to start checking the mail every day! You've got some mail headed your way!

That's alright. I practically do that already anyway. I'm pretty excited to see which Venturetine I get :dance:

Also I'm glad to see you got your mail! Did the chocolates make it there alright? I wasn't sure if they'd be all crushed or melted when they got to their destinations.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

when worlds collide posted:

Thank you cardboardRobot. I got your delicious Valentine today, and the Ovations were a great after dinner treat. I kept seeing them say 'Ovaltine' on the package, which is definitely my stupid brain. Taste a lot better than Ovaltine! :D

Also I wish I could fold like you, I love that heart. :3:

You're very welcome! And that heart was actually very easy to make! Found a tutorial online and went for it. Was actually quite relaxing. If anyone has any good origami tutorials I'd love to give them a try.

OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010
A thank you to Thermophonic Joy for the valentines goodness. Most of the confetti flowers were stuck to the card so I avoided a mess. :smug:

And thanks to Mizufusion for the Christmas January card.

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OhJeezAllSleeves
Dec 21, 2010

Thermophonic Joy posted:

I found some neat Valentines at the store today which I couldn't resist buying. They are incredibly dorky, and beg to be shared! So I think I'll be sending out another round soon.

Our mail doesn't get delivered til at least two in the afternoon for some reason, so I haven't yet received my goonentines for the day. So excited! :woop:

I had found some more but I can't afford to send out another batch just yet so I'm going to have to pass on them. I have some pretty cards though to send out to ring in spring.

And our mail usually gets here around 10.30 :3:

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