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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Your Moments of WHAT THE CHRIST
 
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lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009

Misquoter posted:

It's not that hard to imagine. I was gonna mention something about how I got my hat knocked neatly off my head by a semi's mirror when I was drunkenly stumbling home from a bar. But this... this beats any and every other possible story anyone can come up with.
Vaguely similar (and still absolutely nothing on the OP). I used to ride my bike along the Trans-Canada highway to get to school (rural high schools are the best/worst). One morning, a semi blew by me - and the driver hucked something out the window about twenty feet ahead of me. "Holy poo poo, that looks like a porno mag!" my fifteen-year-old eye said to my fifteen-year-old brain, and I was there in about three seconds flat.

Well, it was a porno mag. From the '80s. And the lady had a very, very unhealthy fascination with snakes. I was never one to turn down gifts from the porn fairy, but god drat did that Monday morning change that.

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