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Twanki posted:Not to Fear! Ah, excellent! It's as good as I remember it being. A choice excerpt: conservapedia posted:
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Fire posted:* Presenting sanitized versions of other religions, but open hostility to Christianity (God of War) Wait, what? First of all, where does God of War even mention Christianity? Second, God of War is pretty loving far from presenting a sanitized version of other religions. If anything conservatives should welcome a game where pagan gods are presented as incompetent assholes.
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Conservapedia posted:Gran Torino (2008): Although he remains an active filmmaker, Clint Eastwood directs and produces what will likely be his final face time on the big screen. Aside from another Dirty Harry sequel, I couldn't think of a better way to end his acting career. Gun-toting, Korean war veteran Walt Kowalski is upset that his neighborhood has lost its traditional American values and turned multicultural, overflowed with gangs and violence. He takes down a violent gang terrorizing the community, turns a boy into a man, and strengthens his Christian faith. An excellent guy-cry movie. This is so ridiculous. Were they really so hard pressed to find conservative messages in films that they had to include Gran Torino? I laughed out loud when I saw this mentioned, because it's ridiculous to claim that its is about preserving American values, has a pro-christian message, or is in any way "anti multicultural". They misrepresented the principal personal conflict of the main character; it says he's upset because his neighborhood turned multicultural, when in fact it's because he committed horrible, atrocious war crimes that were so abhorrent, he has a tough time justifying his own existence just thinking about them. I've never actually heard a conservative try to justify Conservapedia, I wonder if it's something that people won't admit to supporting but secretly pull up at home and nod in agreement when reading about how Carl Sagan wants to increase the abortion rate to weaken America's comparative cheap labor advantage against China or some ridiculous bullshit.
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Had a look at the rational Wiki site, they are drat devious at Conservapedia: "Deceit Actually, the "Deceit" page isn't usually locked, so it doesn't follow the definition of "hijacked" given above. Instead, it's probably better termed a "trap page", or a lightning rod. That is, they make the text so offensive that a "liberal" editor cannot stand but to edit it, just to be instantly banned and the page reverted. This is why most of the edits are either by sysops or now-blocked editors (pie chart below)."
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Roblo posted:Had a look at the rational Wiki site, they are drat devious at Conservapedia: I love the idea of this, it's a complete personal admittal that what they're doing is so absurd they need to have a page just to distract sane people. Someone actually realize what a loving stooge he was, and then tried and keep other people the same way.
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BluePard posted:Beauty and the Beast is anti-feminist? It features a woman who reads avidly, sacrifices herself for her father and falls for a guy only after he stops being an rear end in a top hat to her. I'm confused. While there's definitely a questionable element to Beauty and the Beast ("If your boyfriend is an rear end in a top hat, just stick with him because your love can change him for the better") Belle was probably the most feminist woman to have starred in a Disney movie up to that point.
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quote:It is regarded as pseudoscience by evolutionary scientists. However their claim has been rejected by creation scientists who described it as a young field still in development and stated that criticism can be resolved with further research Lid posted:Leading to I love this. Imagine the poor old scientific community - "They... they rejected our claims! Oh, what are we going to do now? I guess we just have to accept the legitimacy of creationism."
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So on a lark I decided to look up a personal hero of mine: Eugene V Debs The article was actually pretty non-biased in their own way. Which I found really odd for a pro-union, anti-established religion socialist leader. I have to admit, I was disappointed.
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Conservapedia posted:*Typical Liberal use of deceit (God of War) Conservapedia posted:...evolution and other pseudoscientific nonsense.
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Ahaha so this is where they got the "Welcome to the Republican Party" meme:quote:So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day. The entire page http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_parables#Welfare Amazing edit: quote:There is excellent evidence that dinosaurs and man coexisted.[34] During a visit to the Creation Museum, the evolutionist and atheist PZ Myers had noticeably greater difficulty than others climbing on and off a dinosaur model due to the fact that he was overweight and out of shape I'm dying married but discreet fucked around with this message at 13:17 on May 15, 2011 |
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I'm guessing it continues:quote:the evolutionist and atheist PZ Myers had noticeably greater difficulty than others climbing on and off a dinosaur model due to the fact that he was overweight and out of shape due to the fact that he is an evolutionist and atheist.
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From the Conservapedia:Blocking the planet article:Conservapedia posted:Cities not to live in Priceless. Also: Conservapedia posted:Universities you should not attend "Yeah, I was gonna enroll at Oxford to study quantum physics but then I wouldn't be able to read poorly written essays on how San Francisco is full of gay jew liberals and why Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking are pseudo-scientists."
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cholerae posted:From the Conservapedia:Blocking the planet article: Are you really dumb, being sarcastic on a level I was not aware of, or have you not realised that's not conservapedia, but a site mocking conservapedia? (meaning you're dumb).
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Alhazred posted:Wait, what? First of all, where does God of War even mention Christianity? Second, God of War is pretty loving far from presenting a sanitized version of other religions. If anything conservatives should welcome a game where pagan gods are presented as incompetent assholes. Clearly the only knowledge they have about these games is from the snippets publisher in their "news" intake. That's why the only games mentioned are popular/well-hyped.
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I think I figured out the Starcraft 2 - Islam thing. I mean consider the hordes of slimy, shapeless brown horrors just waiting to destroy and devour all life as their infallible leader commands them to, throwing themselves against a technologically superior enemy in suicidal attacks. Standing between them and the innocent human men, women and children is only an army of fat Americans blowing them up by clicking a mouse pointer at a screen while sitting in an air-conditioned room. You can trust no one, as many of your leaders turn out to secretly be one of them. I am talking, of course, about muslims.
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I could have sworn I posted this in Debate and Discussion, I even asked Evil Weasel if it was ok. Anyway, Public Schools quote:Public schools in the United States are liberal and atheistic[1][2][3][4] government institutions that employ 3 million people and spend $411.5 billion annually at a cost of $10,770 per student.[5] Spoken prayer, the Ten Commandments, and sharing of faith are expressly forbidden in public schools' classrooms during school hours, and teaching of morality is implicitly disfavored.[6][7] Homosexual indoctrination is common as early as elementary school in more liberal states.[8] The failures of underperforming public schools are paradigm of socialism, along with landfills and the Canadian healthcare system. further cherry picked data is used to prove that the problems of the public schools can all be traced back to prayer being "banned."
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Andy is patently insane. The fact that he went to Princeton and Harvard says a lot about the admissions practice at those schools. I mean, here's an example of a view he has, which he has posted several different times and defended on the mainpage talk page. quote:The flood from the Mississippi River ravages the South, but the lamestream media continue to avoid using the term "flood" in headlines and article introductions. See, e.g., "River misses Memphis mark, flows south." Yeah. The media isn't using the word flood because of the biblical implications. Except it is, it's all over every article on every news site. So Andy's just an illiterate dumbass.
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Stalingrad posted:Are you really dumb, being sarcastic on a level I was not aware of, or have you not realised that's not conservapedia, but a site mocking conservapedia? (meaning you're dumb). I think he is just pointing out that they are blocking huge portions of the planet. Rationalwiki posted:As more and more people become aware of what an intellectual cesspool Conservapedia is, the powers that be have to resort to ever more extreme measures to preserve the extremist orthodoxy on their "Trus(t)worthy Encyclopedia". A major weapon in their arsenal is the massive IP range block, which is essentially just a way of rescinding the "open editing" policy. The number of people they can trust to preserve the ideological purity of their website keeps shrinking (especially as one editor after another turns out to be a sensible person, or, as they like to say, a "traitor"), so they have to block out the rest of the world. The page is quite explicit about that.
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So they've blocked basically anywhere except the Midwest... nothing like preaching to the choir, is there? But thank you Twanki for the link!Conservapedia posted:A woman had been fasting for several days and was quite weak. It was Sunday morning, and she wondered whether she had enough strength to attend church. It would have been easy to justify not going, as she had already shown her love and devotion to God that week. But she decided to attend the services anyway. Without eating any breakfast, she prepared herself for the late morning service. She got dressed, gathered her purse and belongings, and drove off to the church. Moral: When you're praying, you should be packing. The psychiatrist one is even more . On the plus side, their page on the argument for God's existence from beauty does have a rather pretty picture of an autumn tree on it.
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ChaosSamusX posted:Wait, the op has no mention of the Conservative Bible Project? I can't believe they used to the SOCIALISTIC word "comrade" in the Bible! Thank you conservapedia for fixing this Bible. Be sure to include parts about taxing blacks more that are all to often left out in modern liberal translations. I think it was in Leviticus. Also, I am on the east coast and not using a proxy, so I guess I am lucky? Doomsday Jesus fucked around with this message at 14:12 on May 15, 2011 |
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Even Landfills are not spared from Conservapedia's crusade against SOCIALISM!!!! Landfills, you are on notice. quote:Landfills are organized waste-disposal facilities in which layers of garbage are dumped, often with layers of soil in between, to encourage decomposition of organic waste.
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Stalingrad posted:Are you really dumb, being sarcastic on a level I was not aware of, or have you not realised that's not conservapedia, but a site mocking conservapedia? (meaning you're dumb). ... Goddamn it . I don't fall for these kinds of satire usually, must be a lack of sleep on my part. In my defense, all those wiki-sites have the same layout so I ignored the logo and URL when I posted, assuming it was the site we were all talking about. And I see no reason to insult my intelligence for such a simple slip up, so unless you're personally insulted somehow I suggest you chill the gently caress out.
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Even though every other page on this site blasts liberals for smoking too much weed, the actual marijuana page isn't very damning at all. http://conservapedia.com/Marijuana I have no idea what their definition of "liberal" or "conservative" is, it's so inconsistent. Every once in a while I'll check the front page just to see their take on whatever big news story of the week. When Bin Laden as killed they were posting conspiracy theories about it.
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This page on Facts is pretty great, check out the quotes sectionquote:"We all know that facts have a liberal bias." -- Stephen Colbert That quote was added in 2009 by a seemingly somewhat prolific editor and subsequently edited and has since remained unnoticed (which isn't so surprising, why would anyone on conservapedia look up the page on facts). The "Stupid" article links to a page about how intelligence testing has a liberal bias, obviously explaining why conservatives have lower IQ scores than liberals. Wow.
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raezr posted:Even though every other page on this site blasts liberals for smoking too much weed, the actual marijuana page isn't very damning at all. http://conservapedia.com/Marijuana I have no idea what their definition of "liberal" or "conservative" is, it's so inconsistent. Marijuana is an interesting issue from a liberal/conservative perspective. Conservatives should be all in favor of relaxing government regulations on controlled substances and yet they are the biggest proponents of the war on drugs.
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People who think like this will never be truly happy until a new dark age arises.
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Mr. D Bewildering posted:Marijuana is an interesting issue from a liberal/conservative perspective. Conservatives should be all in favor of relaxing government regulations on controlled substances and yet they are the biggest proponents of the war on drugs. Small government conservatism is and has always been a rationalization that's meant to sanitize conservative positions in a way that will be popular with the public, since their actual reasoning is too unpalatable for a civilized person to go along with.
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Mr. D Bewildering posted:It checks out until they suggest that string theory is not a falsifiable scientific theory. Oh, and here are a few "examples" of pseudoscience: Yikes. Theory_of_Relativity apparently has a well known liberal bias and is unproven. I'd never known that till now.
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It's time to play fill in the blanks!quote:Beginning in 1950, _________ became the most visible public figure to stand up to Communist infiltration of the United States government. A 1954 Gallup poll found that _______ was the fourth on its list of most admired men. [1]He is now considered an American hero by many, though liberals still seek to tarnish his name. Joe McCarthy
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Comstar posted:Yikes. Theory_of_Relativity apparently has a well known liberal bias and is unproven. I'd never known that till now. quote:For example, Democratic President Barack Obama helped publish an article by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe to apply the relativistic concept of "curvature of space" to promote a broad legal right to abortion.[56]
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Wsobchak posted:And lest we forget:Best New Conservative Words This one is still my favorite, because of the incredible arbitraryness of the words, and Andy's quest to convince people that these "data" mean language is becoming ever more Conservative. I wrote this section of http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Best_New_Conservative_Words, which is overall a hilarious article: quote:Thanks to this rigorous process for word selection, it's hard to overstate how bizarre Schlafly's list turned out. A few entries seem appropriate, as obvious conservative buzzwords or neologisms: God-fearing, free market, refudiate. Several are values that conservatives often profess to embrace, but so do other folks: common sense, human rights, property right, American dream. Others seem rather more associated with the left than the right: socialist, grassroots, doublethink. Vivian Darkbloom fucked around with this message at 16:04 on May 15, 2011 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:People who think like this will never be truly happy until a new dark age arises. People who think like this will never be truly happy.
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BluePard posted:Beauty and the Beast is anti-feminist? It features a woman who reads avidly, sacrifices herself for her father and falls for a guy only after he stops being an rear end in a top hat to her. I'm confused. Actually it's pretty funny that you bring this up because there are feminist authors who'd agree that Beauty and the Beast is anti-feminist or misogynistic. Basically the argument (which I agree with) is that seeing as how the beast acts out violently, threatens to starve her, locks her up in his castle and seperates her from her father, watching the movie with any knowledge about domestic abuse and violent relationships makes it hard not to see the beast as an abusive partner. Eventually she learns that she loves him after he shows the bare minimum effort of acting like a human being, which is perceived as showing the message that you should stay in abusive relationships because eventually the other person will change because you love them. Douche Wolf 89 fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jun 27, 2012 |
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I'm impressed, Conservapedia has really cleaned up it's act! By which I mean they seem to have stopped using code:
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Orange Sunshine posted:
Conservatives believe in magic and are scared of witches.
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The NPR Store posted:Conservatives believe in magic and are scared of witches. They think the Salem with trials involved actual witches. "A male practitioner is a wizard". I finally understand why they found Harry Potter offensive. But let's look on the bright side: there is a group of people out there who could easily be convinced that you are, in fact, a wizard. It's no longer secluded to the realm of imagination. Let the new age of LARPing begin!
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The NPR Store posted:Conservatives believe in magic and are scared of witches. Apparently the bible is cool with wizards though (understandably).
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Only as long as those wizards aren't human and communicate with crazy people via telepathy and fire.
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In the same vein as the Atheism and obesity page (but even worse): Mystery: Young Hollywood Breast Cancer Victims. Particularly fun is the talk page wherein Aschlafly tries to defend his nonsense.
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Fire posted:Even Landfills are not spared from Conservapedia's crusade against SOCIALISM!!!! Actually, most of that seems like legitimately good advice to reduce waste, even if it's for bizarre reasons. I almost wonder if some tongue-in-cheek environmentalist actually wrote that. More characteristic liberal deception, no doubt.
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