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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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quote:

That bit about creationists being mocked in SC2 is confusing the poo poo out of me.
It involves alien races who are older than 6000 years, one of which flew around guiding the evolution of other alien races. I guess that counts as "mocking."

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I gotta hear how SC2 is pro Islam. Or is 'subtle' just their catch all for 'couldn't think of a fourth bullet point, decided to play to islamophobia'.
The Protoss warriors belong to a caste called the Templar. In the campaign, you butt heads with an especially fanatical group while searching for artifacts. Since the historical Templar fought against Muslims in the Crusades and you are fighting against Templar, you are a stand-in for Muslims.
That's all I got.

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* Unnecessarily violent torture being used by American soldiers (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
I'm surprised this is a negative.


I like the "Hollywood Values" are the problem with the GTA DLC, and that the presence wacky teacher characters in Bully promotes "Professor Values."

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Apr 24, 2010

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onemanlan posted:

However that being said... I have found my new favorite topic: Atheism and Obesity links. Hmmm lets see if they can put sounds science to the test and.... nope just a lot of coincidences while turning a blind eye to their own.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity

Given the efforts of Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck to paint Michelle Obama's anti-childhood obesity campaign as an attempt to institute tyrannical food communism, I wonder if they'll change it.

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Apr 24, 2010

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duck monster posted:

I thought you FOUGHT bullies in Bully. If bullying is liberal , wouldnt that make Bully a conservative game?
You do, but you also can shove kids into lockers be a general terror if you want to. The Halloween main story mission, at the very least, has you prank people.

raezr posted:

I like the idea that Call of Duty, the most jingoistic game series around right now, is apparently anti-American.
There was a story section in Modern Warfare 2 where you take the perspective of a deep cover CIA agent who joins a group of Russian terrorists as they carry out an airport massacre. You don't have to kill anyone, but you can't interfere.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Orange Devil posted:

In the SC2 single player campaign, you play Jim Raynor, a terrorist who violently resists and eventually overthrows the large Terran Federation. Since all Muslims are terrorists, and this game has the terrorists winning, clearly this game sends pro-Islamic messages.

You also fight againt a particularly fanatical group of Protoss Templar. The Knights Templar fought against Muslims during the Crusades, so that makes you one too.

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Apr 24, 2010

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I wonder if they are going to start downplaying this, seeing as how Michelle Obama is trying to implement diabolical food communism under the guise of an anti-obesity campaign.

E: Lotsa typos

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Apr 24, 2010

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"No one is aborted in this song."

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Apr 24, 2010

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einTier posted:

Actually, no, it isn't.

The Social Security you're paying in today isn't held in some bank account for you and isn't managed like any traditional investment. Instead, it's simply paid out to old people today. It's a ponzi scheme, or if you like, it's simply welfare for people who happen to be old.

Regardless, that's what the perception is, and that's why Social Security is so much more popular than other welfare programs.

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Apr 24, 2010

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TinTower posted:

Conservapedia actually pulled a :godwin: over animal welfare once, I think.

I remember watching some documentary about Nazi arcitecture which had a section about the way pastoral and traditional stuff figured into the mythology they mad for themselves. Of course, one of the comments was about how this shows that we should be suspicious of hippies.

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Apr 24, 2010

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potato! posted:

Barack Obama
Pros: Ability to compromise and act in a spirit of bi-partisanship when his back's against the wall and career on the line; he's not Hillary Clinton, and he receives endearing support from the media.
Cons: He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground. Numerous broken[35] and unfulfilled[36] campaign promises, implementation of socialist Obamacare program. Maybe uphill without help from ACORN.

OK, there's some stuff wrong with that statement, but I can't believe they were willing to give him that. I can't remember exactly who, but I've seen the vey same highly regarded conservative figures who used to Obama election as an excuse to go completely insane and opposing things they were once for now that Obama is against them trash Obama because he claimed to want to usher in an era of bipartisanship, but if he wanted that, then why did he make Republicans go into scoeched-Earth mode?

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Apr 24, 2010

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Bruce Leroy posted:

But what about all the conservative pundits that keep going on about how Obama has pissed off real liberals by doing all those things I mentioned?

They seem to be accepting that he is actually quite conservative and not really liberal at all, though it's mostly to gloat and act like everyone hates him.

Like Amarkov said, the closest I've seen to a Republican saying this is Rush Limbaugh saying that "Liberals are mad at Obama for not destroying the country fast enough."
It's in the Republicans interest to say that the mess we're in is due to big government socialism and (non-existant) tax hikes, rather than obstructionism and Obama implementing their policies, and it's in the Democrats interest to obscure how much they're like the Republicans.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Bruce Leroy posted:

Alright then, but what keeps these conservatives from realizing that Obama is actually a conservative on almost every issue and not liberal at all?

Is it simply that he's a Democrat and they just loving hate them or is it unconscious racism that they falsely attribute to him being a Democrat or Liberal?

The Republican/Fox/AM radio messaging machine keeps them from realizing Obama isn't a crypto-Republican. He has a "D" next to his name, so he's a bad liberal who makes bad liberal policies.

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Apr 24, 2010

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I don't know how much steam the "Obama is a Muslim" thing has anymore, but one other reason that people say he isn't christian is because of abortion. If you honestly believe it's murder and oppose it on religious grounds, then you're going to have problems with anyone who isn't 100% against it or belongs to a party that's seen as for it.

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Apr 24, 2010

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There is also the matter that God considered killing (or in the case of David after he engineered the death of Uriah the Hittite so he could bang his wife Bethsheba, slowly, torturously killing with illness) babies an acceptable substitute for punishing a guy who, you know, actually did something wrong.

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einTier posted:

There was a fantastic post at Slacktivist the other day about this very topic. The Gay-Hatin' Gospel

His deconstruction of the Left Behind books is spectacularly brilliant. It takes an evangelist to really skewer another evangelist.

It really is an awesome post. It reallly humanizes those people (the "He died doing what he hated, but couldn't stop doing" part was especially :smith:) who we tend to just dismiss as monsters, and then it burns the crap out of them.

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I'm predicting a lot of accusations that the left is "happy" that it was a right-wing christian.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Bruce Leroy posted:

Hitler literally banned Charles Darwin's books in Nazi Germany and explicitly repudiated evolutionary theory.

Claiming that Hitler was a Darwinist or "evolutionist" is contrary to the historical record, which actually shows him as a young Earth creationist Christian.

http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CA/CA006_1.html

I got into an argument, with Doug TenNapel, of all people, over the movie Expelled, in which I posted quotes from Darwin about how they shouldn't try to mirror natural selection in society and mentioned that Hitler had Darwin burned.

He suggested that Hitler hated Darwin for advocating compassion :psyboom:

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Bruce Leroy posted:

I don't think that's a fair assessment.

The term "homophobia" doesn't necessarily mean that the bigots have to be afraid of individual LGBTQ people. It can simply mean that they are afraid of the overall changes to the society and culture that will be brought about with the elevation of LGBTQ rights and the marginalization of anti-gay bigotry.

You have to remember that these people are generally regressive, religious conservatives, hey don't want any progressive changes that deviate from their religious and conservative ideals and morality. They don't want any change, especially when it comes to normalizing LGBTQ people, because change is scary and strange to them, which is why the demographics of anti-gay bigots skew older and most young adults and teens are in favor of LGBTQ equality.

So, yeah, anti-gay bigots may not be afraid of LGBTQ people, but they are afraid of the changes brought by LGBTQ people.

Counterpoint: Fox News CEO Roger Ailes has a straight-up dictionary definition persistent, irrational fear of "gays" that affects his daily life.

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Apr 24, 2010

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"If you liberals want racial understanding so much, how do you explain the fact that I'm still constantly race-baiting? :smug:"

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Apr 24, 2010

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They also attribute anything anyone who doesn't have an R next to their name says about current events to Obama. Someone points out that the GoP can't accuse Obama of being weak on terror after Bin Laden's death? Obama is shown answering every question with "I killed Bin Laden :smug:." Economist points out that the recession started under Bush? Political cartoons draw Obama whining about Bush.

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Bruce Leroy posted:

What are the odds that the animals on the Ark didn't reproduce at all during the several months at sea? Reproduction means more animals, which means more mouths to feed and more space needed.


I didn't grow up with religion at all, but I've always been a bit curious about religion from the perspective of understanding how religion affects people, through things like culture, history, politics, etc.

After I read about Exodus and the 10th plague I was just loving shocked that people not only accepted this as part of their religion but worship the God who supposedly did it. Seriously, the guy just loving kills children for what their parents do. Why not just kill the parents, who were the actual offenders, which would free the enslaved "Chosen people," who could then raise the Egyptian orphans as Jews? It's a Win-Win.

I've heard explanations for this, as well as the genocide of the Canaanites and others justified as 1) There weren't that many firstborn due to higher infant mortality and whatnot 2) Doing what you suggest would leave the children to starve in a harsh wilderness, just killing them was more humane 3) Since they all lived in an honor/shame society, the descendents would have never stopped seeking revenge, so they had to prevent it from happening.

The problem with God hardening Pharoah's heart is usually handwaved as:
"No, you see, it means God let Pharaoh harden his own heart. I thought we liked free will?"
"Yes but it says God did the hardening right there."
"Well Pharaoh hardened his own heart the first few times, so God was justified in doing it later."
"But still, it says God hardened Pharaoh's heart after he decided to free the Israelites."
"No, you see, it means God let Pharaoh harden his own heart..."

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Apr 24, 2010

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Ann Coulter trolling and believing the Republican party line aren't mutually exclusive. Her fans know that what she's saying is over the top and trying to get a rise out of people, and any outrage at "Our blacks are better" or whatever is taken as proof that we can't argue against her without being mad, or that she's revealed some deep insecurity or crack in the liberal facade.

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Glitterbomber posted:

New anti-youth crime plan: Criminals are all gay.

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-antismoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke,14373/

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Apr 24, 2010

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OK, since this is a thread involves a lot of crazy anti-evolution nonsense, I thought I'd share the first Google image result for "vestigial organ."

I don't think the designer sets out to make the...err..appendages :nws:, what with it being a creationist site, but, hoo boy, you don't want someone looking over your shoulder and seeing this:
http://missinguniversemuseum.com/Exhibit6.htm

:stare:

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OneEightHundred posted:

The logic is more along the lines of "God said gay sex is wrong, so we should be discouraging it."

You'll find that's an extremely recurrent theme.

And yet, their argument against UHC is "God wants us to give out of the goodness of our hearts, not have the government force us to.

By the way, here's why we shouldn't give those lazy welfare queens medicine out of the goodness of our hearts..."

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So are the Lions losing now? Not knowing this apparently makes me a horrible Detroit area native.

Basically, I saw someone on this forum make a quip about Christians not faring well against lions, and I want to steal it.

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C.C.C.P. posted:

Well, right, I get that. I just mean that political "math" that must be going on over at Conservapedia is hilarious.

To recap:

* Big Corporations (which are "conservative" since they're "good") are in favor of SOPA/PIPA (which is "bad" and ergo "liberal"). Using the "one drop" rule, Conservapedia declares that these are LIBERAL, :airquote: Hollywood :airquote: (read: Jew-run) multi-billion dollar corporations. Y'know, ultra-left liberal corporations like Phizer and Wal-Mart.

* Harry Reid ("liberal") is in favor of the legislation ("liberal"). This is proof that SOPA/PIPA is a liberal plot to destroy America because Harry Reid would only support "liberal" things and things are "liberal" simply by virtue of Harry Reid supporting them. QED, motherbitches. :colbert:

* However!: Obama and Pelosi (the two most liberal liberals in the history of liberalism) are against the legislation (which is liberal). Liberals (bad) usually oppose conservative (good) things. Since they don't support this thing (which is liberal and bad), it clearly just means that it's not liberal (bad) enough! Maybe it doesn't murder enough unborn babies or ban Christianity outright or whatever the gently caress.

* SOPA was introduced by a dyed-in-the-wool, far right culture warrior (good) from Texas (the bestest state EVER) and has support from other incredibly conservative (good) Republicans (which in the real world stands to reason, since Republicans are generally pro-corporation). Conservapedia response (that I'm aware of) to this most obvious and easily attainable of facts? "..."

* Both bills have support from conservative-to-progressive Democrats and conservative-to-moderate Republicans. Both bills face opposition from conservative-to-progressive Democrats and conservative-to-moderate Republicans. This is not seen as the result of lobbying that crosses party and ideological lines because money is what really matters in Washington, but rather further proof that it's a progressive plot to destroy America because magic.

Long story short, I'm just loving being able to watch Conservapedia spin this issue. SOPA/PIPA came about due to lobbying from the very corporations they'd usually trip over themselves to defend and Schlafly and Co.'s mental gymnastics to shoehorn it into their worldview as some sort of far-left commie take over of the internet is HILARIOUS.

Tell them that SOPA implements net neutrality, and the Teabaggers will riot in the streets against it.

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From Homosexual Agenda:

quote:

Among all the liberal belief systems, the homosexual ideology is the most self-centered or selfish.

I'm surprised they singled out gays here. I tend to go "evil" on the "stupid vs. evil" debates, and therefore think that most of the hatred of gays in the right was intentionally stirred up with the idea that they'd make a convenient punching bag, rather than high-level Republicans actually being worried about them.

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Fox news constantly bemoans how all mainstream media is left wing while constantly pointing out that they're the most watched news source in America. Don't over think it, the viewers don't.

"We have more viewers than anyone, which means our station is better, but since it's less than half, we're a persecuted minority :smug:"

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

So why is Einstein a horrible liberal now? Is this some crypto-antisemitism thing, or. . . I just don't get it.

The Theory of Relativity led to a spike in moral relativism, which causes abortion, promiscuity, and school shootings.

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Didn't someone mention how Schafly threw imaginary numbers into the evil liberal academic conspiracy to doubt the plain truth of Christianity, and people boggled at how an electrical engineer would not see their practical purpose? Because I just skimmed the page for complex numbers, and it's one of those rare pages where none of the authors' beliefs are shoved in. The talk page mentions a quote from the Pope, though :psyduck:

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Binowru posted:

Coverage should focus on the victims and their families, not the killers. This is too seldom the case. I have not read the article since it hasn't been released yet, but I have seen the image. It looks like a 1970s album cover.



I literally calls him a monster right there.

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