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Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

Thailand. If you want to pay for sex, go to Amsterdam. If you want to pay for sex with children, go to Pattaya.

This is pretty drat stupid. Just sayin'.

v :shobon:

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Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

makomk posted:

Am I the only person that has ethical issues with turning sex workers into the police for being sex workers? Even if they are otherwise utter scumbags.

Honestly, no. That whole Pattaya thing, combined with the punlman crap that was posted, genuinely creeps me out enough that I don't care what excuse it'll take to get this investigated. Let the courts can decide if that's good enough. And if he ever was a sex worker, it'll probably fall under the statute of limitations anyways at this point.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:58

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Beeswax posted:

This is pretty drat stupid. Just sayin'.

vv

No it isn't. The FBI literally watches for this specifically. If you go to Thailand AT ALL, the FBI will watch you a little more closely to see if you're going for underage sex tourism, because the two countries you go to for that are Thailand and Cambodia. Only an idiot(I see your point) would go to Thailand for regular sex tourism because you could easily be thrown in jail.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:59

Photex: Apr 6, 2009

someone should call Manny and tell him to run 646-580-0020

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:59

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Holy poo poo, not only is Bruce a loving idiot but he's a sexual predator too! I suddenly feel way more terrible about watching his stupid show. Go to hell, Bruce.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:03

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

theflyingorc posted:

edit: In his post, he refers to picking up a virgin. Fun fact! Nobody thinks a sex worker over the age of 18 is a virgin!

That has got to be one of the easiest ways to get extra tips as a sex worker. "Yes, I'm totally a virign!" It's a dude after all, you can't exactly prove or disprove it.

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Carrion Luggage: Nov 24, 2006

Jesus, this rabbit hole can't go much deeper before it ends up in China.

Or is that the plan? :stare:

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homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

mrwuss posted:

Jesus, this rabbit hole can't go much deeper before it ends up in China.

Or is that the plan?

Well of course, nothing gets Bruce harder for Thai boy prostitutes than Chinese dead baby pills. And they're all purchased with untraceable, anonymous Bitcoins!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:11

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

I still can't belive that some poeple on the bitcoin forum don't like Bruce, because he is to positive and incompetent.
That's worse than beeing banned from Deviantart for being a terrible artist.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:11

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I just saw the worst loving thing in my entire life in the Finnish television. It was a documentary on online dating, and as part of it they interviewed a guy who intends to found a "colony" in either Spain or Chile for Finnish single guys so that they can move there and marry beautiful, highly educated Hispanic women.
siirtokunta.org

But that's not all. He actually compared his plan to that of the Bitcoin. The first time I hear of Bitcoin in Finnish media, and it is brought up by a guy who wants to live with Finnish goon-equivalents in a third world country. :downs:

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:18

Fiskiggy: Feb 15, 2005; You have impressed FFCiv with your turn time!
They turn a blind eye to the turn times of other civilizations, and your Influence over them has increased by 40.

theflyingorc posted:

No it isn't. The FBI literally watches for this specifically. If you go to Thailand AT ALL, the FBI will watch you a little more closely to see if you're going for underage sex tourism, because the two countries you go to for that are Thailand and Cambodia. Only an idiot(I see your point) would go to Thailand for regular sex tourism because you could easily be thrown in jail.

What? Thailand is an incredibly popular destination for non-underage sex tourism, and why would you go to jail unless you have sex with minors/mess around with narcotics? Lots of people in this thread seem a bit to attached to the Pattaya=child sex always thing. There's prostitutes in Cleveland too, but nowhere is it as plentiful and cheap as Pattaya so yeah I could definitely see someone going there just to buy lots and lots of sex from adult males. He's scummy as all hell but unless there's more boy-talk I'm not a 100% convinced about the pedophilia.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:21

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

"Hmm 200 new posts since last night I wonder what could have happened"

:suspense:

I like how quickly Bruce went from crazy Bitcoin guy with way too much ambition. To full blown rapist-pedophile.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:21

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

ymgve posted:

That has got to be one of the easiest ways to get extra tips as a sex worker. "Yes, I'm totally a virign!" It's a dude after all, you can't exactly prove or disprove it.

But you can with women?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:24

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Fiskiggy posted:

What? Thailand is an incredibly popular destination for non-underage sex tourism, and why would you go to jail unless you have sex with minors/mess around with narcotics? Lots of people in this thread seem a bit to attached to the Pattaya=child sex always thing. There's prostitutes in Cleveland too, but nowhere is it as plentiful and cheap as Pattaya so yeah I could definitely see someone going there just to buy lots and lots of sex from adult males. He's scummy as all hell but unless there's more boy-talk I'm not a 100% convinced about the pedophilia.

I agree. It does creep me the gently caress out though, with the way it's skirting that thin line between pedo and weird wordplay.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:26

Carrion Luggage: Nov 24, 2006

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

But you can with women?

There is a FAR greater chance to do it with a woman than a man.

Since there is no possible physical way to tell with a man?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:26

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

makomk posted:

Am I the only person that has ethical issues with turning sex workers into the police for being sex workers? Even if they are otherwise utter scumbags.

Yeah, don't rat him out on his Fleet Week moonlighting, the Pattaya stuff is the really creepy thing.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:29

Shasta Orange Soda: Apr 25, 2007

Air is lava! posted:

That's worse than beeing banned from Deviantart for being a terrible artist.

Bruce got banned from the uTorrent forum for having a "high and mighty attitude that crossed the line for the forum administration team."

He spammed the forum with really basic and retarded questions about the software for a week, then decided to write a tutorial on uTorrent and melted down when people reacted poorly:

quote:

I admit that I have posted questions, in haste, without COMPLETELY digesting every word and phrase of every guide and faq that exists on the internet.

But, in my defense, it is often much more efficient to do so... And besides, that IS the PURPOSE of a forum... Getting MULTIPLE PEOPLE'S OPINIONS and INSIGHTS... on a topic.... rather than just ONE -- the guy who happened to write the faq... (Not to mention, many faq answers are poorly written and easily misunderstood... especially by the novice, techno-illiterate new user...)

Actually, I think I did read all of those guides, linked from the main page, before I started. That's why I decided a new guide was definitely needed!

As of this moment, I have yet to see one that is SIMPLE, straightforward, and COMPLETE... as the one I've put together is.

I wrote it by simply taking good notes about what one REALLY needs to do... to get started... from all those guides and FAQs...

Of all people, I am one who NEVER wants to reinvent the wheel... Nor waste my time. My friends will tell you that I am extremely adamant about both of those things.

And, as I said, I have yet to see a good simple guide like the one I've put together.

If one exists, please, please... post the link here.

Those guides linked to on utorrent are all written by techno-guys who are not seeing things from the perspective of an ordinary non-technical person -- anyone's mother -- perspective.

They are too technical. What they discuss is largely irrelevant to techno-illiterate new users. And they completely FORGET to mention those few critical things that new users need to know how to do. Certainly, they just take for granted that the reader already KNOWS those things...

So, by the way, have you even READ my guide?

It has received 470 unique visitors so far today. And that number appears to be increasing by about 10% per day...

Apparently, some people like it.

http://forum.utorrent.com/viewtopic.php?id=19808&p=1

Not exactly boytalk, but another great example of Bruce being Bruce.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:30

Blackmjolnir: Mar 30, 2010; Bitchesss

I hope that if Bruce finally goes down for all this poo poo, NPR makes another addition to their article on bitcoins informing everyone that the man they interviewed is now in federal prison. A man can dream :allears:

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:34

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Ambiguatron posted:

What is it with monsters that appear normal under cursory inspection insisting on getting a whole bunch of people to pay attention to them and then exposing themselves?

Nothing about that guy ever seemed normal to me.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:47

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

In light of this the fatherly talking-to we recieved after the Atlas & Atom debacle is extra creepy.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:49

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

Bitcoin: After lunch the man we interviewed was arrested and put in federal pound me in the rear end prison

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:50

dumpieXL: Sep 7, 2007; redacks

Fiskiggy posted:

What? Thailand is an incredibly popular destination for non-underage sex tourism, and why would you go to jail unless you have sex with minors/mess around with narcotics? Lots of people in this thread seem a bit to attached to the Pattaya=child sex always thing. There's prostitutes in Cleveland too, but nowhere is it as plentiful and cheap as Pattaya so yeah I could definitely see someone going there just to buy lots and lots of sex from adult males. He's scummy as all hell but unless there's more boy-talk I'm not a 100% convinced about the pedophilia.

Though this is the first time I've heard of negotiating with the 'boys mother' when it comes to adult prostitution.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:54

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

arioch posted:

Bitcoin: After lunch the man we interviewed was arrested and put in federal pound me in the rear end prison

punljail as we call it.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:56

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Holy poo poo. Clicked on thread to read about whatever wacky retarded things the ButtCoin people were up to while bored at work. Instead discover that Bruce is likely engaged in soliciting child prostitutes. :stare:

Wonder if that's why he got into Buttcoins. Maybe googled "untraceable way to pay for child prostitutes"?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:56

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

200 new posts? Let's see what's happe.... oh

:stare:

Now I'm kind of worried about his whole Somethingawful = children thing.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:58

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

dumpieXL posted:

Though this is the first time I've heard of negotiating with the 'boys mother' when it comes to adult prostitution.

The "mama boy" probably means the dude in charge, i.e. their pimp or... madam? Whatever. I don't know if child prostitution works the same way and I honestly don't care to, but in a place where sexually servicing tourists is basically the local equivalent to carrying out newspapers, there'll probably be some kind of equivalent.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:00

waffle: May 12, 2001; HEH

theflyingorc posted:

Thailand. If you want to pay for sex, go to Amsterdam. If you want to pay for sex with children, go to Pattaya. Also, his language towards the prostitutes is VERY adult/child sounding.

Listen, no pedo-sexer is going to write "I REALLY LIKE THE 13 YEAR OLD BOYS IN THAILAND FOR SEX". We wouldn't NEED to report him, they'd already have him. This is the language they use, and while yes, the possibility is on the table that Bruce wasn't talking about that, there's a good chance he was. It's almost like we turned him in to an organization that will have to use due process for a conviction!

(also, did anyone else realize that Bruce is 49 or 50???? He goes to great pains to look much younger)

edit: In his post, he refers to picking up a virgin. Fun fact! Nobody thinks a sex worker over the age of 18 is a virgin!

It's one thing to submit a tip to an organization that is designed to investigate this, which is a pretty good plan given his ambiguity, but it's another to turn this thread into a witch-hunt, accusing someone before you actually hear anything from the FBI (through Bruce or other means).

Yeah, it is definitely possible he should be thrown in jail, but in lieu of actually having some evidence towards that, going ahead and convicting Bruce in the court of goon opinion is just going to turn this thread into a dumb rear end witch hunt "Take pictures of this rear end in a top hat's HOUSE" thread. And by the way, that's the FBI's job

Stop turning this thread into a terrible witch hunt thread where it's decided ahead of time that Bruce is DEFINITELY a pedo rapist furry rear end in a top hat. Pattaya = child sex tourism no doubt is patently ridiculous

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:01

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Cardiovorax posted:

The "mama boy" probably means the dude in charge, i.e. their pimp or... madam? Whatever. I don't know if child prostitution works the same way and I honestly don't care to, but in a place where sexually servicing tourists is basically the local equivalent to carrying out newspapers, there'll probably be some kind of equivalent.

It's this weird word play that he uses that makes it extra creepy for me. Yes, maybe they have their own terminology and its getting lost in translation, but he stood steadfastly by his choice of Pattaya even when told that it's a haven for child sex (which he denied, in the face of overwhelming evidence).

This just doesn't seem rational at all, even for a Bitcoin enthusiast.

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frumpsnake: Jan 30, 2001; The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

Bruce and Ed are/were both male escorts.

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Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

All this stuff about Bruce makes sense, that a guy who would turn to sex work (is he good enough looking for that?) instead of having a real job would be drawn to this hosed up pretend currency that you can make on a computer. Instead of having a real job. It�s not a coincidence. I like NPR, but I was so embarrassed for them when they interviewed him.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:13

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Zeta Taskforce posted:

All this stuff about Bruce makes sense, that a guy who would turn to sex work (is he good enough looking for that?) instead of having a real job would be drawn to this hosed up pretend currency that you can make on a computer. Instead of having a real job. It�s not a coincidence.

Suddenly it's pretty clear how Bruce and Ed met, and the reason for their 'open relationship'.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:14

FrozenShellfish: Aug 30, 2004

You guys are getting paranoid, I'm sure he goes on vacations to places that aren't child sex hotspots.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:sIodlq8klkQJ:www.requestadate.com/gay_dating_profile/punlman.html

quote:

gay Information Listing:
American seeking Goodlooking Philippino Men I am planning to visit the Philippines very soon and would like to meet some goodlooking young gay men while I am there.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:16

ChubbyEmoBabe: Sep 6, 2003; -=|NMN|=-

frumpsnake posted:

Bruce and Ed are/were both male escorts.

Jesus, where is the bottom of this well of shame and absurdity? So basically this guy may be onto something:

Nuclearmonkee posted:

...
Wonder if that's why he got into Buttcoins. Maybe googled "untraceable way to pay for child prostitutes"?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:19

frumpsnake: Jan 30, 2001; The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

Meho posted:

Also spam pimps his own stuff, while being too freakin stupid to use a different handle.

http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=26145

He really is that clueless.

Haha. Holy poo poo. I can one up you. Bruce actually reviewed his own escort service.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:22

Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

So that means that there are probably nude pics of Bruce and Ed out there?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:24

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

frumpsnake posted:

Haha. Holy poo poo. I can one up you. Bruce actually reviewed his own escort service.

Wait, where is this?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:26

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

Boy oh boy did I miss a lot in this thread while I was out of the country.

Bruce is even creepier than I'd guessed, but it's laughable to me that some people on here seem to think creepiness is sufficient grounds to go to "federal prison". You need to demonstrate intent, capability and willingness to commit a sex crime for that to happen.

Forget calling the FBI, maybe call Chris Hansen.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:29

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

FrozenShellfish posted:

You guys are getting paranoid, I'm sure he goes on vacations to places that aren't child sex hotspots.

[url]http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:sIodlq8klkQJ:https://www.requestadate.com/gay_dating_profile/punlman.html[/url]

Spain = known for low age of consent
Phillipines and Thailand!

Cambodia and a free space would fill in my "potential pedophile" bingo card.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:31

frumpsnake: Jan 30, 2001; The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

Honestly, I can't think of any reason for Bruce to go to Pattaya other than to gently caress the men he can't gently caress through his escort and swinging lifestyle. If it's not underage, I'm sure it's still "as young as possible".

Three Olives posted:

Wait, where is this?

Bruce advertising "2 hot young studs"
"Chris" (Ed) advertising threesomes with "Michael" (Bruce).
Bruce's bodybuilding.com profile (bred33480).
Review of "David and Michael" (by bred33480)

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meme23: Aug 21, 2011; by T. Finn

How did no one realize this before? You just needed to google his skype username and voila, pedophilia!

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