|
Infurnus posted:Anybody get something like this? I apologize if this has already been posted If you get an email from someone you don't know, delete it. How is this hard?
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 05:17 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:50 |
|
Infurnus posted:Thanks! True, because the buttcoin admins are only re-hashing the passwords. The usernames will probably be untouched. Which means they may still be vulnerable to a SQL injection attack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 05:49 |
|
illiniguy01 posted:what is the waitfor delay supposed to do? Like Millstone said, it's a piece of SQL code that was injected into a URL during the last attack. We've been told that the MtGox admins are re-hashing the user password database, but as yet they haven't mentioned the usernames. Which means some users who had their usernames overwritten with SQL attack code won't be able to log in. But don't worry, MtGox is working on it!
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 06:10 |
|
evensevenone posted:You actually have to do it that way, because you can't unhash their old password and rehash it with your new hashing scheme. The alternative is even messier (double hashing, but only for a subset of accounts). Actually, no, you can go ahead and reset all pws after sending the user base a notice that pws will be reset. But then you and I are thinking about how professional IT shops run. Doesn't really apply in this case! Ah hahahahaha!
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 08:07 |
|
ymgve posted:You can only do that if the user actually has an email registered, and quite a few people on mtgox haven't put in an email. Sorry I wasn't clear. I meant that MtGox could have reset all the passwords to something secure, then sent a message out to all their users, telling them that they needed to log back in and change their password. Just like every other site on the freakin internet. Oh but MtGox didn't require an email address?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 09:07 |
|
Devor posted:When I heard this story, I was ecstatic that we would finally get to see clownpenis.fart, until I heard the $185k pricetag. Reminds me of this classic. Domain Name Dollar Store! Special now, on all Donkey Domains! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FZ1M_UmQes
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 02:50 |
|
insider posted:If I was an Econ Prof teaching anything to do with currency/commodities, Bitcions would have become my class the second I heard about it. Like others have said its going through the history of currency on fast forward and would be a great learning platform. Especially since we've already got hours of video interviews, painfully detailing these chucklefucks. For those who missed the latest trainwreck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0XvP841jaM Once more we see Bruce at the top of his interviewer game.
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 07:52 |
|
Reiley posted:Face-tracker rectangles was the best part of the whole presentation, in my opinion. Targeting the show's guest and presenter, who is actively banning people from a chatroom while interviewing the man who brought financial trade market Magic: the Gathering Online Exchange to its knees. OH no no no, my friend. This isn't the Kevin's Not The Hacker Interview. This is a new interview, with the CEO of mtgox and his right-hand buttcoiner. It's great stuff. e: My favorite part was when they said they're going to require proof of account ownership, such as "a bank statement" (their words). Atlas is going to blow a gasket. Oh, and these two guys are going to do all user support, 24/7, by themselves. They actually say that.
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 08:19 |
|
Just want to point this out: when asked why he thought someone would want to hack mtgox, the CEO's answer was, and I quote: "FOR THE LULZ?"
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 08:55 |
|
Millstone posted:It's been on at 2pm and 10pm and basically whenever they feel like it Yeah, Bruce and Ed rented a whole studio on 5th Ave in NYC to produce this. Not kidding.
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 08:58 |
|
Times posted:Just as a side-note: I'm always mystified how the genocide, destruction of knowledge/culture, and atrocity western europeans commit always seems to get a free pass in judgements of 'savagery.' Because the victor writes the history. e: which is why I'm overjoyed that we can now have video of idiots doing stupid poo poo and admitting to it on the internet, where nothing ever goes away
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 09:23 |
|
Unguided posted:Their only marketable skill seems to be creating animations for their site logo and tv show intro (though I wouldn't be surprised if they hired a freelancer to do it) and they thought they'd build a media empire with just that and their love of bitcoins. Just so everybody is caught up: Bruce and Ed: They are the ones who rented a huge studio in NYC to produce videos about buttcoins, but with an eye toward doing more hard-hitting journalism. They are morons, but very amusing to watch. They're the ones who run the video channel which is up 24/7 no matter what, and host the very popular buttcoin interviews. Mark and Adam: These are the geniuses behind MtGox. Mark (aka the French guy) is the "CEO", Adam is the, uh...not sure what he is. He talks sometimes but mostly looks confused. Both of them are currently located in Tokyo. e: OH AND THEY'RE WORKING ON GETTING MTGOX BACK UP AGAIN DON'T WORRY
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 10:17 |
|
TheBandOffice posted:Atlas reaches out to the bitcoin community for help: Atlas needs a parent to love him, very badly. Poor kid. e: \/\/\/ YOU GOT YOUR EXISTENTIALISM IN MY MAUDLIN!
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 11:33 |
|
Good Citizen posted:http://tindeck.com/listen/uywe Holy christ I'm dyin...Bruce is so so clueless. That made my week.
|
# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 23:15 |
|
DAMMIT BRUCE WHY YOU BAN ME?
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 02:05 |
|
I used to love you Bruce...we could have had something beautiful.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 02:29 |
|
you rock posted:Nah too old I'm all about Jared is a hottie, it's true. But I'm old, I can't handle all that raw sexuality. Bruce just wanted to cuddle.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 02:40 |
|
waffle posted:Goons have Bruce's number, before the show (I think) they called it so much it vibrated off the armrest of the chair During the show, while Bruce was off loving around with microphones.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 03:05 |
|
barking frog posted:To be fair, that's a satchel. Yeah, and Bruce is Walter Cronkite.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 03:44 |
|
Three Olives posted:Do you people not have stuff you need or want to transport between work and home? Of course. I've been using a saddlebag like this one for going on 9 years now. You can carry it with the handle like a case, or use the non-gay shoulder strap. You can even make it into a backpack. Come on, look at Bruce's bag. The strap is like 5 feet long. That's a drat female purse. (mad about manbags ITT) http://us.kensington.com/html/17624.html
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 04:18 |
|
Secret Sweater posted:What am I supposed to be seeing here that's funny? We called Bruce's phone and made it vibrate off the arm of the chair. e: Bruce also told us that we were "acting like children" e: BRUCE IF YOU CAN READ THIS COME BACK I LOVE YOU
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 04:26 |
|
barking frog posted:I was thinking more along the lines of Yeah, that's more like it. Accentuates the gut. e: Request to mods: please change the title to "BitCoins: Totally not gambling. Now where do I put this manbag I've been left holding?"
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 05:01 |
|
alreadybeen posted:Faces of MtGOX: awkward.jpg2
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 05:14 |
|
Good Citizen posted:1) They're lying and are half-way to Mexico México no acepta las monedas de culo. Desaparecer, gringo!
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 05:39 |
|
Weatherman posted:(Unless, as someone earlier posted, there is some drug baron involved who wants his money back and is willing to take action themselves.) I've been so engrossed in the fabulous spectacle that is The Bitcoin Show that I forgot all about Silk Road. I would imagine Kevin and Adam are looking over their shoulders all the time right now, since they're still sitting on the biggest buttcoin stash. I would be making GBS threads my pants every time the doorbell rang, afraid it would be a couple of heavyset Russian gentlemen with guns, come to collect.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 05:52 |
|
Dammit, I missed the debut of Manny & Marlene. They look awesome, they should start their own spinoff of the show. "El Show de Manny y Marlene"
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 23:42 |
|
Just got banned again. Beware trolls, Bruce gets cranky when he's tired and he'll ban your rear end at the drop of a cat.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 02:39 |
|
Gutcruncher posted:Haha, holy poo poo! There is NOTHING these people can do right! Nobody can be so inept and so many things without being an elaborate troll. Just watch them for a while, not just the show. They keep the camera and audio on 24/7 and film themselves ALL THE TIME. You hear them talking about everything...the Bitcoin Show, going to take a leak, dinner plans, you name it. They're just don't have what it takes to troll. But my god you can get them to do almost anything if you're nice to them. This is how we got FatGayJosh to sing 2 songs for us. We even had Bruce moving the camera around for us. It's probably the most fun I've ever had on the internet.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 02:53 |
|
AuMaestro posted:According to their address they're using a $5000 a month apartment for this show. That's correct! And earlier somebody asked Bruce in chat how they pay for all this, and all he would say is: "We're in the black". So uh, yeah. I think that means "Somebody gave us lots of money".
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 03:34 |
|
Three Olives posted:I assumed it was an apartment, we have an address? Most apartments/condos have rules on how they are used, mostly about non-household staff, long-term guests and outside visitors for business purposes, I believe even in most places also for property taxing authority along with zoning, apart from property management. The address (and phone) is on their contact page: http://onlyonetv.com/?page_id=2 e: can someone in chat tell Bruce that I'm begging to be unbanned? I'm gnarlyhotepcoin in there.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 03:45 |
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:I love how the central depository for the most super 'secret and anonymous' commodity ever is the least anonymous thing ever. No, these aren't the MtGox or Tradehill guys. These guys run "OnlyOneTV", the next up-and-coming international media giant.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 03:49 |
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:Wait, really? Yep, really. e: "global television network for a new generation" http://onlyonetv.com Just like buttcoins, they're going UP UP UP!
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 03:55 |
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:So what do these guys have to do with bitcoins? Are they doing this dumbass show purely out of their own interest? As far as I can tell, they're using the buttcoin hype to get some viewership, and they also seem to really believe buttcoins are the wave of the future. Seriously. They must put at least 10 hours a day in on this poo poo.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:02 |
|
waffle posted:Yeah, I am actually less convinced now that they are bitcoin scammers making a fake show to try to dump bitcoins when they get people to jack the price up. I'm pretty sure they're just trying to start a media company, and Bruce is kind of dumb and totally buys into the bitcoin thing WAFFLE!! GET ME UNBANNED! PLEEEESE! gnarlyhotepcoin e: you are THE BEST e: aw drat, Manny doesn't have access. You're still the best.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:06 |
|
e: /\/\/\ I honest-to-god think these guys aren't capable of Andy Kaufman levels of trolling. They're in there for almost 12 hours at a stretch sometimes, and I'm telling you, they work on getting better. They put a lot of work into it. They're just so inept and clueless it takes them double or triple the time it would for someone with a minimal amount of skill and organization. Plus, and this is the big one...they have no deadlines, no one holding them accountable, so they just bumble along happily. I am serious when I say this is more entertaining than anything I've seen on TV in the last 10 years.Ivor Biggun posted:I lost track - was Andrew the milkman flying to New York to meet these guys or was it a coincidence? I have no clue who Andrew is. It looks like he's just some friend of theirs who happened to call at the time. They were getting ready for the 2pm show at 2:15, but hey, why not stop and chat with a friend?
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:25 |
|
ManlyWeevil posted:I feel like we're making up backstories randomly. We need some coherency. Are Bruce and Ed dating? Where did Josh come from? Is he really Phatgaykid on Youtube? Where did they find Marlene? What is the point of this show? Bruce said that he and Ed have been together for 16 years. How they're involved with Josh I have no idea, but yes he is Phatgaykid on YouTube. Marlene, no idea. Point? Why the hell do we need a point?
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:35 |
|
I Might Be Adam posted:It's definitely the best reality show ever. If a big network could broadcast the live feed of them trying to run a network and make a show with the chat window in view, it would be gold. The chat really makes it for me. It's that perfect element of interactivity and absurdity. A big network would ruin it. And 4chan would be in the chat all the time.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:58 |
|
He's packaging up Bruce's genius "BitCoin Safe Packs". While watching MST3K. Surreal doesn't begin to describe this.
|
# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 09:23 |
|
Another day, another BitBan. Bruce wields the banhammer like a goddamn ogre. I made a new FB account, now I'm in as 'Hairiest Potter'.
|
# ¿ Jun 24, 2011 03:13 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:50 |
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:Oh, and Manny is totally banging Marlene right? Yeah, we got Bruce confirmation on that. Also, Bruce is now banning people via his phone, even when he's at home. The chatroom has become a gulag.
|
# ¿ Jun 24, 2011 03:43 |