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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Martin Random posted:

You're moving goalposts. You said it's a viable currency if you can use it to directly buy the following in one area: housing, electricity, water, fuel, a vehicle, sustenance, medical care, clothing. You can do all of that in one area - my house. It's like a charming little island economy. Anything you need that we don't make, you can import.
drat, you're right. I'm going to issue a currency out of my apartment. It's not a crypto currency but a cryptic crossword currency. Solve the puzzle to find out how much your bill is worth!

Martin Random posted:

100% agreed. I've based real investment decisions on goons as contrarian indicators, and made real money. There are all kinds of stupid. There are loner-stupids that go off on their own. Goons are crowd-stupid. You can count on it. When they bag on something, you can extrapolate that to the larger population of stupid people in a country, and make actual stock market bets against goonthink. When you see them stampede towards a sentiment that doesn't pencil out, keep your ears pricked. Smithfield foods and BP were two of my "goon investments" that did very, very well.
This is good advice. Why were goons upset about Smithfield foods? I must've been away from GBS that week.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

I'm not saying this scam is created by youor you're some mastermind swindling people I am saying you are taking part in a scheme/scam and you know drat well you are.


"Hey! I guess this bitcoin thing is real. There's a whole bunch of people just like v2. who have made a ton of "cash"; I have confidence now that I should get involved. Ok I ordered 4k in computer gear....oh poo poo someone just farted and now bitcoins are worthless."
I have confidence that you'll eventually post something worth reading.

If you never do, you've scammed me and everyone will know you're a CONFIDENCE MAN! (according to this definition I got off wikipedia)

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

UrbanFarmer posted:

Dark pools are used on the stock market as well: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_liquidity
Dark Liquidity would make a great name for a chocolate or a tanning lotion or something.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Louisgod posted:

You see, bitcoins are like Pogs — no, actually, they're more like Pokemon Cards — no, actually, bitcoins are like the New Coke: they’ll be around forever, heh heh heh.
Remember "product" from when you were a kid? This is like that!

Why yes I could compare this to other "market bubbles" but heh actually it's more like trading cards.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Groselgar posted:

The kind of people who were accepting these coins in the first place weren't even drug dealers in the way we normally think of them, I'd put good money down on them just being some drug using nerds who thought selling drugs they got from an actual dealer at a markup for this nonsense was a peachy idea.
Anybody with half a brain would scam a bunch of people out of bitcoins and not send them any drugs. What are they going to do? If you're a real dealer you get shot for doing dumb stuff like that, but this is an anonymous cryptocurrency! They can sell you a product, never deliver, and still cash out! It's the perfect drug dealing system, get rich without actually selling any drugs.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

evensevenone posted:

You can trade as much as you want, you just can't remove more than $1K a day from your account on Mtgox.
I'm SURE the guy running Mtgox won't just stop letting people withdraw money once this thing starts to really wind down.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Ludwig von Beefoven posted:

I thought I might try to weasel into this buttcoin thing sometime before it hit rock bottom, guess I missed my chance :(. Did anybody actually make any real money?
Lots of people made real money, all it takes is buying before every nerd became aware of this and selling before the crash. Anyone with a brain could've done this.

evensevenone posted:

Sold 4 coins for $120 the other night. I think I spent about $10 worth of electricity mining them. Also wasted like 10 hours reading this stupid thread, the cost of which I can't calculate.
All bitcoin discussion pays for itself in entertainment value.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl
Dead cat in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This internet is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The Something Awful forums are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their posts and threads will foam up about their waists and all the posters and moderators will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or bitcoin_buddy. Decent men who believed in a day's GPU cycles for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole bitconomy stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

nebby posted:

agreed. My hope for recovery is not a sound economic phenomenon but simply looking at a 6 month window and deciding there will hopefully be another irrational rally of suckers after, say, the WSJ picks bitcoins up. (unlikely)
Well at least you admit you're dumb. By the way, you should still sell and get $10 for every bitcoin you own instead of nothing. You're betting on the most extreme longshot. Everyone is going to be incredibly wary of getting into this now that it's done a 60% drop in one day. I seriously doubt it will ever recover significantly now that people can point to that drop and say "See? Told you it was a scam!"

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Patashu posted:

Calvin and Hobbes have a rousing discussion about the philosophy behind bitcoin while riding the very same's treacherous slopes.


As someone who knows how real something that is only supported by pure imagination can be, Calvin is a supporter of Bitcoins. Hobbes is less sure.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

dipwood posted:

Wait, when I made my Magic: The Gathering analogy I was hitting closer to home than I thought? "MTGOX" (Magic The Gathering Online Exchange)

It used to be a site for trading magic cards.
Now it's a site for trading magic beans!

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Lolie posted:

One of the few half sane posters over there talked about how the $30 mark was a psychological threshold for many people and because the run up to it was so fast a lot of people decided to cut and run when it hit that mark. With a whole lot of people issuing sell orders at 30, the price was bound to drop quickly, so people might have got 30.02 for the first 100 BTC they sold, 29.X for the next 150, 27.X for the next 200, etc.

The particular guy who made that post averaged $26 for the BTC he sold even though he started selling at 30. He didn't mention whether he sold all of his BTC, but he was obviously only one of many people who issued sell orders as soon as the price hit 30 and willing to keep issuing them while the price was still in the high to mid 20 range. With so many people looking to sell and the price falling fast, they were bound to run out of buyers until the price absolutely plummeted.
It's amazing how everyone still in the game missed this obvious point.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

AuMaestro posted:

And the trading volume is so low that if you put in a sell order for $0.000001 you'll skew the average and cause another panic!
At that point there won't be a bank run so much as a bank walk because the only people left caring about Bitcoin can't run because the doctor says their ankles might explode :smith:

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Barudak posted:

For all the madness that came spouting out of this guy and his inability to see the vast amount of ways he will not achieve his dream I couldn't stop focusing on the fact that he was recording in his car. Was his room occupied? Is he driving while recording this? Does his significant other not want to hear another goddamned word about BTC?

I must know.
That's where he lives after he spent all his money on bitcoins

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl
Literally nobody who matters is going to write a paper on this or make decisions based on it. Most of the world doesn't know what bitcoin is and will never know. It's importance as an example of ridiculous human behavior is about equal to its importance as the keystone of a new economy.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Fatkraken posted:

It's a made up currency that only lets you buy things from other people who also believe in its value.
Well technically all currency is this, and if the apocalypse happens and everyone loses faith in the old greenbuck, we're all gonna be screwed!

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Unguided posted:

A government could easily seize bitcoins by walking up to your computer, opening up the bitcoin client and telling it to send the entire balance to a wallet they control. The best way to safeguard against this would be to do the same thing preemptively, have a computer hidden somewhere with a different wallet file. For example, you could rent a cheap VPS with some hosting company and have its sole purpose be to host the second wallet. Even better, you could rent a mini storage next to a wifi hotspot and then use it to store a cheap computer hooked up to a battery, then you can just transfer the coins over to that when the SWAT team rappels off your roof and through your window.
Have a gun that fires bullets engraved with your bitcoin codes. If the feds raid you, hide the bullets in your body by shooting them inside your body.

Cowcaster posted:

Look, if I want to buy a brand new tv with my bitcoins I simply just have to be patient until the price of them skyrockets and manage to sell them off before it plummets back down. If I don't all I have to do is wait for the next cycle! It makes perfect sense!
It's like timing a jump in a videogame, except if you make the jump you're literally a millionaire!

Monocle Smile posted:

Care to make a concrete prediction on the price at, say, the end of the month? Just think of all the goon cred you'll generate if you're right! That's almost as useful as bitcoin.
I predict, regardless of what happens to bitcoin in the future, nobody will really care about this by 2012.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Monocle Smile posted:

My prediction: bitcoin will outlast this thread and any goon interest in it.
Yes no doubt it will stand as a testament to humanity's greatness long after we've passed on. When the aliens come and interface with our ancient but still functioning computers, it will cause upheaval in their society as they realize this long-dead race discovered the perfect currency millennias ago.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Monocle Smile posted:

Nope, no anger in this thread.
You can think someone is stupid without getting mad about it. This whole "You're arguing with me over the internet, you must be ANGRY" thing seems to show up a lot on SA lately. Some people just happen to enjoy passionate discussion about things.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

NihilCredo posted:

The problem is that I don't see much discussion at all, passionate or not. For each post raising or addressing a substantial objection - deflationary spiral, legal issues, etc. - there are five that bring up basic stuff that any FAQ explains ("what happens when all 21*10^6 BTC are mined", etc.), and about fifty that are basically indistinguishable from those in the FYAD thread ("LOL scam" "LOL libertards" etc.).
Well, it's a currency backed by nothing, so logically the thread should be discussing nothing.

Basically Martin Random posted a lot of good posts about why this is bad now but how some parts of it are good, and there's really nothing else to say because bitcoins aren't GOING anywhere. It will continue on in the same manner until it doesn't. There's not a lot of room for discussion, so people just make jokes.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl
"Get paid instantly and ignore whoever you're selling stuff to, as they can't get their money back or even prove that they paid you! You don't even have to sell them anything as the transaction is completely anonymous and there's no way to enforce anything at all! Also, bitcoin users understand their currency may be worthless tomorrow, so they'll buy tons of your junk today."

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Xandu posted:

The bitcoins aren't stored on the site I don't think. It's a trading website.
But good luck turning bitcoins into anything when nobody can exchange them for USD!

Wonder if people will take advantage of this and open fake exchanges.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl
"Heh stupid people can't use our currency!"

*6 months later*

"Hey why is nobody using our currency?"

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Tasty and Delicious posted:

A burrito based currency would be far superior. You don't need a lot of money to start producing burritos, burritos will be in high demand pretty much until the end of time, they're never going to bubble out of control because you can just make your own burritos, and you can package them nicely and securely for large burrito based transactions.
Burritos are fun to handle too, it's like a warm sock full of food.

Gonna :goonsay: myself for that

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl
Every dumb computer accident story becomes a lot funnier when you add "...and then I lost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF BITCOINS" to the end.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Most trolls are fabrications, yes.
Most humor involves exaggeration.

Beep boop, this is not factual, does it compute as a joke? Further processing time needed.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Death Himself posted:

They are primarily motivated by greed. Isn't that obvious by now?

Nothing makes sense to them unless you attach money to it. Nothing is valuable to them unless you attach money to it.
Well, Rand established that a person is literally worth how much money he has. You see, money is indicative of a person's contribution to society. If you contribute more, you get more money. And of course Bitcoin miners contribute a lot so they should be rewarded for it (in drugs and food).

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Yashgaroth posted:

e: haha I should have waited a couple minutes, $10 looks more impressive
$3 looks more impressive.

Last Price: 17.51 High:18.8766 Low: 3.1 Volume: 158870

Game over man, game over.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

archangelwar posted:

Back up to $15 guys, I don't understand why you guys think this poo poo ain't stable. :colbert:
I bought at $0.01 then sold at $15 I am now a literal millionaire please tip your caps to your screen when you see me posting

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:


I just bought my kid his first thousand bitcoins. Gonna teach him the value of a dollar, since he'll be using this currency when he grows up!

The first lesson is: You can't put a value on a bitcoin because the value is determined by such factors as "is the website up?" and "is the website where you buy drugs up?".

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

ReidRansom posted:

gently caress the free market. Do over! Do over! The price of bitcoins is still high because we say so!
To be fair the market only crashed because of HACKING.

That said in real life people would have to live with the consequences of this.

Of course in real life a central exchange would be more secure, and have tons of safety nets in place so the entire market couldn't hit 0 in five minutes, but hey that's the charm of bitcoins. You might be able to trade a bitcoin for a gram of cocaine, or you might lose your life savings in 10 seconds!

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Mister Fister posted:

So MtGox is a japanese company?
No.





It's a japanese guy. Come on, like someone would actually incorporate for this? It's Bitcoin, the entire thing from the top down is run by lazy idiots.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Kavros posted:

Also I want to know what's so bad about 'root:admin' — it sounds delightful, but I'm a neanderthal in these affairs.
Well, if I'm following all of this correctly, a potato is a root (or tuber). Now, you can turn that into hashes, but you want to salt it enough or it will be bland.

Heh heh heh.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Can you steal somebodies gold in an MMO and be held accountable for something?
No you can only be called a fag... which in some ways is SO MUCH WORSE

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

toby posted:

All I want to know is: does this mean I'm going to be able to buy a good cheap video card before Battlefield 3 comes out?
When everyone dumps them at once you can probably buy 10 of them.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

theflyingorc posted:

This man loves bitcoins, he was in one of the chairs earlier complaining about being hungry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE3PQ0gIiJE&feature=player_profilepage

This is another face of Bitcoins. Only you can help. For only 3 bitcoins a day he can outwit all the sheeple.
Most accurate username in the history of the internet

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Furious Mittens posted:

MagicalTux is now thumbing his nose at the community basically saying, "gently caress you, got mine. Try to sue"

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=20535.0

I really hope that someone in Japan (or elsewhere that has legal standing) is able to shut this pompous jackasses mouth with a nice big lawsuit over BitCoins. Even in a Japanese Court, the Judge and Attorneys will be comical in dealing with this nonsensical currency.
Maybe they can get Judge Ito involved

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

Jombo posted:

I took contract law for like a year before dropping it - and slept through most of it so IANAL... but isn't the Japanese law system considerably different from the west anyway?
Yeah. The lawyers use a lot of "grain of rice" metaphors in their closing arguments.

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

OatmealRaisin posted:

It's where I learned Meze Grill doesn't serve burritos.
OMG OMG OMG I NEED TO CALL YOU. MEZE GRILL DOES NOT SERVE BURRITOS. UNPUBLISHABLE ERRONEOUS INFORMATION!!!

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

I Might Be Adam posted:

I'd be careful today in chat, all you Bitcoin Show lovers. poo poo's getting real over there at OnlyOneTv and the tension between Bruce and Ed is rising. I heard them talking about some hacks and right now, Bruce is looking over some news that Ed has printed for him because Bruce doesn't want the info to be heard over the live studio cam.

With all of the stress of Al Jazeera English being there and Bruce scolding Ed for saying things out loud instead of chatting him through gmail when he is 2 feet away, I can see the Ban Hammer being swift today.
Sounds like there's a lot of secret information they need to pass between each other... perhaps they should hire "code talkers".

By which I mean people who understand how to code because they obviously don't have a clue

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Apr 3, 2009

by Fistgrrl

archangelwar posted:

This is what I have been waiting for... every bitcoin user being charged with money laundering, drug and child porn crimes under RICO
Yes I'm sure everyone who generated a bitcoin will be paraded in front of a judge and given a lengthy sentence