Videodrome posted:

Jabbu posted:

Well, I finally came to my senses and completely sold out of my conservative investment portfolio and decided to embrace the future by buying cutting edge technology to mine for Bitcoins. I spared no expense. 5 minutes after activation the heat became so extreme that my rig began to melt through the floor. I tried to get close but the heat coming off of it was actually evaporating the paint off my walls. It continued to melt and liquify the earth underneath my house until it eventually hit my well and began to instantly evaporate the water. My girlfriend got a bit too close and sublimated and there was some evidence that some of the carbon in the air fused into neon. Do I regret my purchase...well, no step to liberty and riches are without their sacrifices or missteps. Thank you Bitcoin.

Edit: I also suffered brain damage.