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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Well yes, but you have to pay for those. I assume he wants them for free.

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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I'm waiting with baited breath for the next Slam Sector update, because it's gun be gud

For those not in the know:

1) The scrunts have discovered a gigantic nuke hidden in a truck.

2) A lovecraftian corpse all hosed up with chaos magic and warp poo poo was discovered, transported, and is now on the same farm as the nuke.

3) This just happened:

Shadeoses posted:

Murdelia Skurvy
Fecking with forces beyond comprehension

Murdelia ignores the sound of gunshots and clicking radiation detectors, shrugs, and goes elbow-deep on the thing.

Exploratory Chaos Autopsy: 1d100 100

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

They're using a warhammer system, which is a roll-under d100.

If you roll higher than your skill in something, you fail.
If you roll a 00, then you critical fail
If you critical fail when dealing with chaos magics and warp-twisted poo poo, nine times out of ten bad poo poo happens

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I don't remember the thread, but years ago someone had a story about their psyker casting a normal spell, rolling three critical failures on it, and turning into a gigantic hulking demon that ate the rest of the party effortlessly.

In the thread, however, I don't think anything bad happened. I'm pretty sure the GM just treated it as a normal flubbed roll and moved right along.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i was kinda hoping that those playing along at home would notice that the messed-up corpse is not that of a Nurgle guy, via the expedient of me having the party psyker discovering and stating "this doesn't smell of Nurgle", but w/e

I thought there were other terrible warp and chaos things that could cause Bad Stuff beyond just Nurgle...

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