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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

If one of those Mercedes shitheads crashed into Pomplamoose that would be cool, though.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



osukeith161 posted:

Mercedes panders to the don't-have-to-give-a-poo poo demographic who think that they are better than everyone else.

This demographic is way too big to all be able to afford a Mercedes.

Plenty of that group is still driving a 1988 Civic.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA


osukeith161 posted:

Also, Hyuandi and Pomplamosse. I will never, ever purchase one of your cars. That campaign ruined your brand.

Wait that wasn't Justin Bieber?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ElwoodCuse posted:

If one of those Mercedes shitheads crashed into Pomplamoose that would be cool, though.

Why the Pomplamoose hate all of a sudden?

rockamiclikeavandal
Jul 2, 2010



This one for background checks really drives me nuts. "You want me to take your word for it? haha" Let's all be paranoid as gently caress. You never know who is working for the reptilian ruling class and keeping tabs on YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6boeAfMhao



Although the same company does have this sweet commercial with the bed intruder guy from Alabama.

basicallllllllyyyyy if these people that done bad
and they're near your pad
the sex offender tracker
is gonna show you were they at
and it's as simple as that

It's also got some sweet Dr Suess rhyming too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwAvGSGEJEY

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

No whammy, no whammy, no whammy...

Watching Tosh.0 the other night, there were 3 of the same Worx Energy Drink commercials in a row (it worx for me!), followed by... a commercial for 5-Hour Energy Drink. I was about to flip the gently caress out.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


Vikings are supposed to be mighty Nordic , navigating rough seas in their longboats as part of their neverending drive to conquer, and holding gargantuan victory feasts where they consume enormous amounts of alcohol.

They are NOT supposed to be goofy English-accented fuckers running around having wacky adventures while hawking Capital One credit cards. <>

Also, I don't care about Pomplamousse or whatever they're called as far as their music goes, but I think the female singer is kinda cute.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

osukeith161 posted:

Also, Hyuandi and Pomplamosse. I will never, ever purchase one of your cars. That campaign ruined your brand.

I'm pretty sure lovely cars ruined their brand.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Why the Pomplamoose hate all of a sudden?

Because they're terrible, just like Hyundais.

Social Media
Jan 21, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcr2uWkJkzI

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodshot
Default Status: SHOUTING


Secks posted:

I made the mistake of complaining about that ad to some friends of mine so every time it comes on during a baseball game, I get flooded with texts that say "Flash mob moved to 12:30"

You aren't funny, idiots

That is actually really funny and I love your friends.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

ahh I love takos


I had forgotten about a trainwreck of an ad that the Washington Health Dept. put out several months ago until today when a dumb gently caress at my work was humming this to himself. gently caress you Vern for making me remember this poo poo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOj3rku0lrA
Wash-your-hands-ington!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOj3rku0lrA

To remedy this, however, I watched my new favorite ad, the Domino's "Decisions" ad, if only for the very last second. Even if it's fake, my friends and I all jaw dropped then started laughing uncontrollably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY
Domino's - Decisions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY

tere
Oct 26, 2010


Anytime this ad comes on the radio (yes i know i need to get satellite ).

Fellows looking to spice things up in the bedroom. Go to adam an________*CLICK*

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT
Mar 31, 2008



Don't know if this is local to Tennessee or not (never heard them in Texas or Oklahoma, though,) but those "HELUVA good dip" commercials are intolerable

e: upon looking at YouTube, I see a whole lot of NASCAR videos related to this product. well then!

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


Hard to describe it without "spoiling" it, but I loathe the Zoosk.com "Office Romance" commercial. Truly terrible "random" catchphrases, sounds like something the 80s or 90s would've produced. I swear they designed it to be caught by DVR fast-forwarding!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


This one is new. It's only been playing a few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrmsSbojBVI

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


This one's new, too. It's probably my favorite commercial airing right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Gonz posted:

This one's new, too. It's probably my favorite commercial airing right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI

That's loving great.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

bucksmash posted:

To remedy this, however, I watched my new favorite ad, the Domino's "Decisions" ad, if only for the very last second. Even if it's fake, my friends and I all jaw dropped then started laughing uncontrollably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY
Domino's - Decisions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY

That little girl has quite an arm on her.

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

Don't know if this is local to Tennessee or not (never heard them in Texas or Oklahoma, though,) but those "HELUVA good dip" commercials are intolerable

e: upon looking at YouTube, I see a whole lot of NASCAR videos related to this product. well then!

I think it's a national brand. Pretty good dip.

Gonz posted:

This one is new. It's only been playing a few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrmsSbojBVI



What is it with these Old Navy songs and the most horribly off-key music and singing? I didn't mind the first one or two but each one has gotten exponentially worse.

raditts fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 11:41

Smegma Enigma
Mar 7, 2006

[T-2:25] Overwhelming sense of well-being and euphoria


I can't be the only one who had never heard of Magnum ice cream and thought the first 20 seconds of this commercial were about a chick day-dreaming about a truck driver's giant dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUEeEUAju3Q

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

Because they're terrible, just like Hyundais.

I liked a couple of their cover songs and I don't think I could handle an entire concert, but I wouldn't call them terrible.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



Grandpa Pap posted:

Vikings are supposed to be mighty Nordic , navigating rough seas in their longboats as part of their neverending drive to conquer, and holding gargantuan victory feasts where they consume enormous amounts of alcohol.

They are NOT supposed to be goofy English-accented fuckers running around having wacky adventures while hawking Capital One credit cards. <>

They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


Sash! posted:

They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths.

Visigoths or Vikings, the commercials still annoy the poo poo out of me.

Rirse
May 6, 2006

Mei #1 Fan



If you live in the Indiana region, you probably grown to hate the commercials for Speedway (gas station) chain. They feature people singing a jingle....but they all can't sing for poo poo. There at least four versions, one with a white rapper, a country girl singiner, some other girl, and this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VTVD6s5FKM

This is the only copy of the video I can find online, so bare with the fact it's recorded on a camcorder.

Also echoing the hate for that horrible Spider phone ad.

Palleon
Aug 11, 2003

I've got a hot deal on a bridge to the Pegasus Galaxy!

Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

I liked a couple of their cover songs and I don't think I could handle an entire concert, but I wouldn't call them terrible.

My only exposure to them is through their god-awful commercials, but from what I've seen, they're just a bunch of lame hipsters who really have no business singing (if you can call what they do singing, it sounds like she's just up there reading cue cards and waiting for a paycheck).

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp


10 seconds after I typed pomplamoose into youtube's search box I realized there's more musical talent contained in 3 seconds of Old Navy vay-cay-shway than the combined lifetime work of these jagoffs. Also hot shapely chicks, 3 of them, instead of one who resembles mccauley caulkin.

edit: here's a starburst one that's been making sure my hatred meter's been pegged for a couple weeks:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheStar...f/0/BtVkI8ddLCg

The very first time I saw that sprint or at&t commercial with the guys on the ski lift, I knew right then the ad guys were thinking "hey that zack gallawhatever fellow's pretty funny, lets get us a fat guy with a beard"

Starbust had the same idea and wrote dumb forced kevin smith-esque dialogue for it but I think they ordered the talent agency's lower-rate just-as-horrible Brian Posehn impressionist instead.

Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 17:38

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


raditts posted:

I think it's a national brand. Pretty good dip.

Why, one might even say it's a Hell of a (Helluva) good dip!

osukeith161
Dec 19, 2004

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Palleon posted:

If you can call what they do singing, it sounds like she's just up there reading cue cards and waiting for a paycheck. more Xanax.

Their detached, monotone, emotionless "Up on the rooftop" is what I will hear in hell, over and over.

I have no idea what the people were going for in their Snapper/Simplicty commercial, but I end up hating whatever it is. The "man crush" followed by "right at you bro" makes me wonder if they are supposed to be lesbians, females playing the role of stereotypical males, or supposed to be straight women who had horribly written dialogue? I have seen it a lot during golf programs. This commercial is terrible.

MillionsV
Jun 11, 2010


ruddiger posted:

Watching Tosh.0 the other night, there were 3 of the same Worx Energy Drink commercials in a row (it worx for me!), followed by... a commercial for 5-Hour Energy Drink. I was about to flip the gently caress out.

That's what you get for watching Tosh.0.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!


This one's probably my favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CxmVxBnR78

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

kami posted:

This one's probably my favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CxmVxBnR78

I love my Thienna!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Smegma Enigma posted:

I can't be the only one who had never heard of Magnum ice cream and thought the first 20 seconds of this commercial were about a chick day-dreaming about a truck driver's giant dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUEeEUAju3Q

You're not far off. The imagery is intentionally evocative of everything you think of when you think of the word "Magnum" (condom not gun).

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!



Yeah, every second of that commercial is about dicking. Congratulations for cracking the DaMagnum code.

Gonz posted:

This one is new. It's only been playing a few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrmsSbojBVI

I definitely recognize that parrot's voice. I think he's better than that kind of work, but I guess money's money, especially for non-unionized voice actors.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA


Is it wrong that the worst thing about that commercial to me is the choreography?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


You aren't exposed to this horrible, constantly running thing, courtesy of the TXDoT unless you live in or real close to Texas. Lucky you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CAgfJVeI1s

Assuming the cop tags these dudes in a speed trap, how does he see the guy in back not wearing his belt? Don't most middle seats have a waist belt and not a shoulder belt? Who drives around Texas, with all their windows down, on the highway? What sort of grown man wears a shirt like that?

And look at all that green and goddamn trees. I loving know the east side of Texas is responsible for this. The good side is proper desert.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.

ElwoodCuse posted:

HH Greg is opening some stores around here for the first time ever. They have this ad playing almost non-stop with a lovely cover of Help! and I think I hate this chain already even though their stores technically aren't even open yet.

I knew without even looking at your profile that you were from Pittsburgh. I couldn't agree more.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!



Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies.

kittenmittons
Dec 10, 2009


I'm not sure if this was something that actually aired on TV, but Pizza Hut apparently thought it was a good idea to put money into their new "Ultimate Stuffed Crust" pizzas as a surprise. I don't even know what the gently caress....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnpT9EXDNI



Apologies if this has already been posted.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies.

THANK YOU.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl


kittenmittons posted:

I'm not sure if this was something that actually aired on TV, but Pizza Hut apparently thought it was a good idea to put money into their new "Ultimate Stuffed Crust" pizzas as a surprise. I don't even know what the gently caress....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnpT9EXDNI



Apologies if this has already been posted.

Hey, it's cash, so tax-free prizes!

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies.

No, don't. You'll attract them.

Sash! posted:

They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths.

They're goths, not Visigoths, and they're not goths, they're punks!

raditts fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 11:22

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