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raditts posted:They're recycling the lovely song they used in the '90s for some reason, if it hurts you it's probably the wounds of lovely advertisements past reopening. What's weird is that the first time they did it, they started with "The Joy of Cola", decided that wasn't brand specific enough and changed to "The Joy of Pepsi", but now they're back to the original.
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Even Sarah McLachlan can't stand watching those ASPCA commercials.
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Maxwell Lord posted:What's weird is that the first time they did it, they started with "The Joy of Cola", decided that wasn't brand specific enough and changed to "The Joy of Pepsi", but now they're back to the original. Yeah, I thought so too but I figured I must have remembered wrong. Either way it's so weird that they brought that awful song back, it's just as bad as back then but now it's got the double whammy of trying to appeal to millenials with the stink of the '90s all over it. I'm almost expecting to see commercials for Sony products using the Summer Song again.
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TMMadman posted:http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots Saw the "Gratitude" one on TV with the daughter and her dad looking at each other longingly, her leaving, and then having to come back for more and was very suspicious. I initially thought it was some kind of parody the incest vibes were so over the top.
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Radish posted:Saw the "Gratitude" one on TV with the daughter and her dad looking at each other longingly, her leaving, and then having to come back for more and was very suspicious. I initially thought it was some kind of parody the incest vibes were so over the top. Speaking of incest vibes, everyone's favorite was on again this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
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Mulva posted:Speaking of incest vibes, everyone's favorite was on again this year. Hahahahahahaha this amazing
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Mulva posted:Speaking of incest vibes, everyone's favorite was on again this year. This pretty much matches how I envisioned that commercial ending.
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We call ourselves the "Open Water Paddlers"...
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Mulva posted:Speaking of incest vibes, everyone's favorite was on again this year. Haha wasn't expecting the extended cut before clicking the link.
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The Grey posted:We call ourselves the "Open Water Paddlers"... Here's a tip: if your favorite part of kayaking is drinking poo poo beer, why not cut to the chase and go drink in the woods?
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It's kind of sad that multiple Oscar winner Christoph Waltz is doing Clash of Clans commercials but he certainly sells the hell out of it.
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muscles like this? posted:It's kind of sad that multiple Oscar winner Christoph Waltz is doing Clash of Clans commercials but he certainly sells the hell out of it. Pay-to-win mobile games are the new hotness so they're presumably paying a lot of money.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Pay-to-win mobile games are the new hotness so they're presumably paying a lot of money. At the time that Kate Upton did those Game of War commercials, the game was earning more than a million bucks a day from microtransactions.
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muscles like this? posted:It's kind of sad that multiple Oscar winner Christoph Waltz is doing Clash of Clans commercials but he certainly sells the hell out of it. Yeah, but like you said, he really does a great job on them. Especially the "Your Momma" one.
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Jan 7, 2016 02:35
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Liam Neeson's Clash of Clans superbowl commercial was legitimately good.
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Radish posted:Liam Neeson's Clash of Clans superbowl commercial was legitimately good. You know, I remember the commercial and it was really good, but drat if I could've told you it was for Clash of Clans. Kind of a failure as an advert on that measure
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Vicas posted:You know, I remember the commercial and it was really good, but drat if I could've told you it was for Clash of Clans. Kind of a failure as an advert on that measure nothing tops the dancing monkey
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"At Longhorn, steaks like these don't need anything else..." *remaining 25 seconds showing steaks getting covered in lovely toppings* 
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Ladies, do you wish you were living in the 18th century? Do you like having your guts crammed together? You can enjoy all the pain with Miss Belt! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22X5_flsKgQ
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ladies, do you wish you were living in the 18th century? Do you like having your guts crammed together? Ah yes, the completely natural look of having your body swerve sharply inward right under the ribcage, and also those lumpy velcro flaps sticking out from under your shirt. Just like women have naturally!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ladies, do you wish you were living in the 18th century? Do you like having your guts crammed together? "Do you want to know their secret?" It's photoshop. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTjES13Z60 Wipes off hastily applied talcum powder with ease!
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Mister Kingdom posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTjES13Z60 Love the marker bit where they don't even touch the market on the "untreated" side.
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Mister Kingdom posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTjES13Z60 BEHOLD THE POWER OF DUSTING.
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Mokinokaro posted:Love the marker bit where they don't even touch the market on the "untreated" side. I like the part where he pours the red wine over the "untreated" side, which dusts it off just as well as the "treated" side.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ladies, do you wish you were living in the 18th century? Do you like having your guts crammed together? I dunno man the people of FASHION magazine haven't steered me wrong before.
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There's an ad on the radio right now for an android app called Next, and the commercial is a really bad attempt at a Who's On First? style sketch, with a really forced confusion between the idea of an app called Next, and a button in the app store that say "next app". It is driving me insane.
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Many thanks to Senor Lowtax for allowing all kinds of new embedding features. http://i.imgur.com/he6GISQ.gifv https://i.imgur.com/pS6Y6CJ.gifv http://i.imgur.com/pxK3GSa.gifv http://i.imgur.com/m02BXTA.gifv http://i.imgur.com/eVcbNe7.gifv http://i.imgur.com/w6TIv88.gifv http://i.imgur.com/wJyBgY6.gifv http://i.imgur.com/yFvHJRX.gifv
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I identify very strongly with the woman throwing a tantrum in the grocery store. Grocery shopping loving sucks, and I've come drat close to simply parking my cart and running the gently caress out of the store in frustration. WHY THE gently caress AREN'T CANNED TOMATOES IN THE CANNED VEGETABLE SECTION! WHAT RETARD THOUGHT OF THIS???
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Reading small print in commercials can be fun. Like how Hunts makes a big deal about other tomato canners pealing with lye while they do it with steam. The small print says that the FDA states lye is perfectly safe. Or how Tyson states that their chicken doesn't have added hormones or antibiotics and the small print says that those aren't allowed in any chicken in the US.
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muscles like this? posted:Or how Tyson states that their chicken doesn't have added hormones or antibiotics and the small print says that those aren't allowed in any chicken in the US. Every chicken commercial does this and it reminds me of the guy speculating if there was such a thing as DEATH-CRYSTALS
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muscles like this? posted:Reading small print in commercials can be fun. Like how Hunts makes a big deal about other tomato canners pealing with lye while they do it with steam. The small print says that the FDA states lye is perfectly safe. Food fads are rife with this poo poo. "Low-carb" and "gluten free" being plastered on stuff that never had any of it to begin with, or anything "organic" as if it's an intrinsic health benefit. Mmmm spoonfuls of organic cane sugar and saturated fat, it does a body good!
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Y'know what, I'll cop to having done this. It's what comes of reading in bed with a tablet; the upside is that you have a magical book that is every book you own and glows in the dark, the downside is once in a while you get sleepy and accidentally drop the drat thing on your face.
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CapnAndy posted:Y'know what, I'll cop to having done this. It's what comes of reading in bed with a tablet; the upside is that you have a magical book that is every book you own and glows in the dark, the downside is once in a while you get sleepy and accidentally drop the drat thing on your face. Luckily, there's a fix for that.
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Mooseontheloose posted:I dunno man the people of FASHION magazine haven't steered me wrong before. You can wear it OVER your clothes!
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DJExile posted:"At Longhorn, steaks like these don't need anything else..." Oh good, I thought I misheard this commercial when I saw it because it made so little sense. This steak doesn't need anything! Except mushrooms and swiss cheese on top.
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Fox Sports streaming shows three commercials during an event at any given time during every commercial break. During this Panthers/Seahawks game, one of the ads for Visa starts out with, "I haven't always been a Patriots fan." It's enough to make me want to cut up my Visa gift card with $7 left.
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Speaking of NFL Playoffs, maybe it's nationwide or maybe it's just airing around here because Rubio and Bush have been having an idiotic slapfight with campaign commercials in SC, but there's a Rubio one that's really hilariously awkward. He's tossing a football around and trying to put on a fake good ol' boy persona by answering football-related questions flashing on the screen. Trouble is, it's an embarrassingly transparent ploy and it's blatantly obvious he has no idea what he's talking about. Like, one of his statements was something like "My pick for the dark horse Super Bowl winner is the Philadelphia Eagles!" (the Eagles didn't even make the playoffs).
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muscles like this? posted:Reading small print in commercials can be fun. Like how Hunts makes a big deal about other tomato canners pealing with lye while they do it with steam. The small print says that the FDA states lye is perfectly safe. The one that gets me lately is the Chevy commercial where some idiots come in and try to guess what model car it is and they are all like "Oh, I don't know, maybe a Lexus/BMW/Audi and this car probably costs like 60,000", but it turns out to be some lovely Chevy Malibu with a base price of like 22,500. But the car they actually show is on with all the upgrades and actually costs 36,550. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6cSTBeaqFM Small print is just hilarious.
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