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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



NiceGuy posted:

Only two brand allegiances were imparted unto me as a child: Diamond Crystal Salt and Dawn Soap. 99% of other stuff I could not care less about.

Dawn soap was godly for everything

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



vyst posted:

Dawn soap was godly for everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtJKF1qoy2M

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So I saw this yesterday.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Gonz posted:

So I saw this yesterday.



That's a pretty good markup for a cheap piece of plastic you can usually only sell to dentists.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Gonz posted:

So I saw this yesterday.



I do not understand who thought this game was a good idea. I really hope it stops showing up at family gatherings.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


jojoinnit posted:

That's a pretty good markup for a cheap piece of plastic you can usually only sell to dentists.

exactly what i thought, jeez

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Gonz posted:

So I saw this yesterday.



I bet this is popular in the Trump household

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Gonz posted:

So I saw this yesterday.



I bet the person who pitched this is really proud that they snuck their fetish out as a fun product for families.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Play the Liberator Medical Catheter game. Watch any of their commercials and take a shot every time they say "catheter(s)".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imkyXiEegAg

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Gonz posted:

So I saw this yesterday.



is this a knockoff of Watch Your Mouth? Cause thats what ive seen it called previously.

My most hated ad is whoever buys way too many Youtube spots so you see it ten times in a row. First it was "ahm only hyu-man" now its "apes. together. strong."

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
They're running the Puppymonkeybaby ad again. I had hoped it was dead forever (replaced by the still annoying, not quite as terrifying wiggle-wop spot).

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I thought this was a parody commercial the first time I saw it on tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Gaunab posted:

I thought this was a parody commercial the first time I saw it on tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Somehow I knew which commercial that was going to be before I clicked on the link.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Gaunab posted:

I thought this was a parody commercial the first time I saw it on tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

I was just thrilled to discover that there's a sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eczrMaVoRPU

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Tired of the Walmart ad with the really loud song about "All Day You Work" playing.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sure it's been brought up in the thread but am I the only one annoyed by Fruit of the Loom literally ripping off the Old Spice commercials but doing it with 1/10 the style?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'm sure it's been brought up in the thread but am I the only one annoyed by Fruit of the Loom literally ripping off the Old Spice commercials but doing it with 1/10 the style?

No, you're not. I see very few ads, but that one loving breathable underwear ad has become the "standard" YouTube ad when I'm watching on my Chromecast and don't have access to adblock for YouTube.

You're not funny!

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


New uber commercials glamorizing the business by seamlessly switching between chilling, earning, chilling, earning, chilling, earning, chilling, earning, and chilling.

"Get your side hustle on" sounds like it was made up by an old dad who stumbled onto urban dictionary.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I keep seeing that poo poo "Wishupon" movie and I keep wanting to beg Rick Sanchez crashed it, and ruins the commercial.

god I'm so sick of hack movies.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FuzzySkinner posted:

god I'm so sick of hack movies.

I just saw a trailer for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zmk3z1ZJzA

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



This Walmart commercial makes my blood boil every time it comes on TV. It's not the commercial itself, but the obnoxious song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14u6GS5egM

I haven't a clue who the artist is, and I don't care to know. The repetitive lyrics and monotone singing makes it one of the most annoying songs I've ever heard. Just stop with the "fellow kids" bullshit, Walmart. You were never cool.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That's "All I Do Is Win" by DJ Khaled, a man who (I am supremely confident) does not shop at Wal-Mart.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Thing I learned today is that KFC's ad campaign about sending a sandwich to space was actually a real thing that actually happened. They sent a sandwich to space.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

muscles like this! posted:

Thing I learned today is that KFC's ad campaign about sending a sandwich to space was actually a real thing that actually happened. They sent a sandwich to space.

Yup, here's an article https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/science/world-view-stratollite-balloon-kfc-sandwich-space-stratosphere.html?_r=0

Not quite space but the upper reaches of the atmosphere.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
if the aliens think that's a peace offering our planet is hosed

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I can't loving stand those Benefiber commercials where they have a stupid dog eating dog food and the voice over guy is acting like he's talking while eating. :argh:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
:byodame:: brandon, brendan, BrandonBrenandBrandonBrendanBRANDONBRENDAN

I get people would try to monetize this latest female empowerment wave, but did they have to plumb the depths of goon dating horror stories for a deodorant commercial?


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I can't loving stand those Benefiber commercials where they have a stupid dog eating dog food and the voice over guy is acting like he's talking while eating. :argh:

:agreed: The dog sounds like an absolute douche.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


A discussion of a video game store here in Toledo reminded me that they once ran a spectacularly bad spot you all should see

Edit: have one more from some gas stations in 1996!
https://youtu.be/gz-3cL0V5-o

I'm the awkward basketball spinning

DJExile fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 10, 2017

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
It's Abe Lincoln, on top of George Washington.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

DJExile posted:

Edit: have one more from some gas stations in 1996!
https://youtu.be/gz-3cL0V5-o

I'm the awkward basketball spinning

That cannot be real.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Peanut President posted:

That cannot be real.

From the end, it sounds like it was a joke video for employees/vendors somehow.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

DJExile posted:

A discussion of a video game store here in Toledo reminded me that they once ran a spectacularly bad spot you all should see

Edit: have one more from some gas stations in 1996!
https://youtu.be/gz-3cL0V5-o

I'm the awkward basketball spinning

These are both pro as gently caress clicks.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

:byodame:: brandon, brendan, BrandonBrenandBrandonBrendanBRANDONBRENDAN

I get people would try to monetize this latest female empowerment wave, but did they have to plumb the depths of goon dating horror stories for a deodorant commercial?
This is a good commercial, though.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

That cannot be real.

hand to god it was

Michael Scott posted:

From the end, it sounds like it was a joke video for employees/vendors somehow.

The end was a shout-out, yeah, but it was a real ad that ran like hell on our local stations over the holidays. Toledo has a ton of beer/liquor distribution centers.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
The Nissan Rogue commercial is so loving dumb. "Look this car is edgy guys, the mom and her daughter are total ROGUES, get it?"

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

rocket_man38 posted:

The Nissan Rogue commercial is so loving dumb. "Look this car is edgy guys, the mom and her daughter are total ROGUES, get it?"

Is it that stupid commercial for the "all black" car? Because that's apparently worth making a commercial about.

I've can no longer stand music in commercials. Get to hear the same 30 seconds of the same song across fifty different commercials. YAY! :suicide: Swiffer is really loving annoying with two terrible commercials. And every medication commercial has to have a slow cover of some 80's song.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Is it that stupid commercial for the "all black" car? Because that's apparently worth making a commercial about.

I've can no longer stand music in commercials. Get to hear the same 30 seconds of the same song across fifty different commercials. YAY! :suicide: Swiffer is really loving annoying with two terrible commercials. And every medication commercial has to have a slow cover of some 80's song.

"Don't stop bellieeeven... you can overcome ED!" And yup, that's the black car one

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I can't decide if "Tomorrow is Overrated" is the best or worst tagline for a tequila.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czYixQFLbd4

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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

What the Christ?

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