On the subject of lovely ads, the current Liberty Mutual one showing an "old VHS tape" of a kid opening up Liberty Mutual insurance on Christmas morning is really obnoxious.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 02:36 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:27 |
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the geico spot with billy blanks is trying way too hard. (OK, a lot of geico spots are trying way too hard) I also had it in my head for some reason that billy blanks died a while back
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 20:49 |
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DJExile posted:the geico spot with billy blanks is trying way too hard. (OK, a lot of geico spots are trying way too hard) I mean I haven't thought about Tai Bo since 1997, so he might as well have
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 20:53 |
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DJExile posted:I also had it in my head for some reason that billy blanks died a while back Maybe you confused him with Billy Mays?
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 21:35 |
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DJExile posted:the geico spot with billy blanks is trying way too hard. (OK, a lot of geico spots are trying way too hard) Is Geico the one with the commercials about not turning into your parents? Because tbh I love those. quote:I also had it in my head for some reason that billy blanks died a while back Timby posted:Maybe you confused him with Billy Mays? I know I did, at first.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 04:18 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Is Geico the one with the commercials about not turning into your parents? Because tbh I love those.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 05:02 |
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As someone who bought a house a little over a year ago you do find your personality changing a little. Not like full on "become your parents" but you do have to start thinking about more practical stuff because there's always something that needs to be done.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 05:25 |
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muscles like this! posted:As someone who bought a house a little over a year ago you do find your personality changing a little. Not like full on "become your parents" How old are you? Are you married? Have any kids? When you are all three simultaneously, it’s not a little change. I was 29 when I had a chat with my four year old about turning the lights off when leaving a room. I don’t understand Earl Sweatshirt and loathe music made since 2005 (except AC/DCs albums). You do eventually turn into your parents, and at 47 with that toddler graduating college and living in an apartment with his girlfriend I cannot wait to be like all of my grandparents. Except for Alzheimer’s.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 07:50 |
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First you say "every light on in this house? Who am I, Thomas Edison?" as a bit and then it becomes a real sentiment. I saw my neighbor kids hitting a ball in the street and I said, "guys, we live a block from the park, why don't you go over there so you don't hit my car?" I'm getting real close to get off my lawn territory.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 16:31 |
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Remember when parents hatched fully-formed from parent eggs? None of this newfangled "growing up" and "learning responsibilities"! Boy, those were the days...
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 18:26 |
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My dad worked for the power company, so we got the "I only work for the electric company, I don't OWN it." When mom gets a little too boomery for my taste I blurt out "BLUE. Blue hair," at her until she stops. Those ads are really great.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 21:03 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:How old are you? Are you married? Have any kids? I’m 29, got married last summer, and gay as gently caress so we’re not planning on having any kids, but about to buy a house; so this gave me chills, because, gently caress, I know it’s coming (it’s already mostly here, oops I spent a $100 on antiques today)
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 03:16 |
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“Hey Hamlin!”
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:29 |
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This GMC commercial that always seems to be louder than all the other commercials where the song is just something like GO BOY GO GO BOY GO GO BOY GO GO BOY GO GO BOY GO I don't even know what they're saying
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:53 |
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Turns out there's a reason commercials with bodily fluids uses blue liquid because Always has a tampon commercial where they use a red liquid and it is so much worse.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 06:32 |
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My dad never cared about me leaving lights on cause, in his words, what does it really matter
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 11:00 |
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I just saw the Coke Pinocchio ad and I want to punch everyone involved in creating it.
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:30 |
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Incredibly bothered by this Carl's Jr Midsommar spoof ad where they pronounce habenero as if it's habañero. Also what a weird thing to spoof.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 01:57 |
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Those Grubhub ads with the Pixar rejects dancing to an annoying song can go gently caress themselves
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 19:31 |
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Hector Delgado posted:Those Grubhub ads with the Pixar rejects dancing to an annoying song can go gently caress themselves They seem more like DreamWorks rejects IMHO
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 19:37 |
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Hector Delgado posted:Those Grubhub ads with the Pixar rejects dancing to an annoying song can go gently caress themselves I mean, GrubHub as a company is pure, concentrated evil, so it follows that they would have unbearable commercials.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:08 |
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muscles like this! posted:Turns out there's a reason commercials with bodily fluids uses blue liquid because Always has a tampon commercial where they use a red liquid and it is so much worse. I was shocked at first too when I saw this ad but I think it's ultimately a good switch and it helps to remove some of the shame and stigma about it being "gross" to be on your period.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:42 |
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hypoallergenic cat breed posted:I was shocked at first too when I saw this ad but I think it's ultimately a good switch and it helps to remove some of the shame and stigma about it being "gross" to be on your period.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:48 |
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I put on PlutoTV when I want thoughtless background noise and their commercial for their new love stories and suspense channels uses a muzak version of some eastern european tango or something, it's super familiar but I can't figure it out and none of the song-identifying apps/websites are helping and they play it all the time and I'M LOSING IT
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:28 |
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Hector Delgado posted:Those Grubhub ads with the Pixar rejects dancing to an annoying song can go gently caress themselves
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 23:06 |
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Nick Jr. Face posted:Out in Colorado we have similar ads for King Soopers where they're dancing to "Apple Bottom Jeans". If you told me 13 years ago that a hit song by T-Pain would be a commercial jingle for a local grocery store chain I wouldn't have believed it. Same, but with that LG washer/dryer commercial with "Got Your Money" by ODB/Kelis.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 03:18 |
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muscles like this! posted:Turns out there's a reason commercials with bodily fluids uses blue liquid because Always has a tampon commercial where they use a red liquid and it is so much worse. I think its great to finally see. But they still don't have the consistency right, so it really still doesn't help. Blood isn't urine so it's not going to absorb immediately into the pads; and where are the clots and lumps? I was shocked and delighted that they mentioned "the gush" though. Steps forward!!
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 03:51 |
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That70sHeidi posted:I think its great to finally see. But they still don't have the consistency right, so it really still doesn't help. Blood isn't urine so it's not going to absorb immediately into the pads; and where are the clots and lumps? I was shocked and delighted that they mentioned "the gush" though. Steps forward!! I've never seen a gush mention, but that's awesome. If bears can sing about their asscracks, gushes can be mentioned. Also, I assume that the nice thin liquid absorbing seamlessly into the pad is just an upsell, like how Subway subs in commercials alway have heaping portions of perfectly layered cold cuts even though we all know that's bullshit.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 03:58 |
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Allstate, if I get the chance to jump the sea of tranquility in a lunar rover, I'm taking it disclaimer be damned.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:13 |
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I wonder how woke the corporations are going to
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:14 |
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Tree Dude posted:I wonder how woke the corporations are going to I'm going to guess "extremely".
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:22 |
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They're going real hard this year with "since you thought this person was funny 25 years ago, surely he's still funny now." Gotta admit, though, that Beavis and Butthead snickering over crack was absolutely fine.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 03:24 |
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I will never be too old to not laugh at Beavis and Butthead work.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 03:29 |
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I've returned just to say how much I hated that Jeep commercial.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 03:54 |
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I don't need another streaming service, and I definitely don't need ten commercials for it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:04 |
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do not try to gently caress your amazon sphere please
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:47 |
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Prude
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:28 |
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Lotta bad commercials last night but the two I remember the most were the m night shyamalan trailer because I originally thought he was poking fun at himself and it was gonna be an ad for doritos or something; plus the I don’t even remember what for commercial (tide? it’s working) but the one with the Jason Alexander where the ad agency did a great job of writing for Jerry Seinfeld because it’s all Seinfeld right oh also the clarice trailer because rip to another good season of Hannibal
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 02:36 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:oh also the clarice trailer because rip to another good season of Hannibal The Hollywood Reporter said a couple of weeks ago that Hannibal is wildly out-performing Netflix's viewership expectations, to the point that they've begun preliminary discussions with the principals about a fourth season.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 02:55 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:27 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:Lotta bad commercials last night but the two I remember the most were the m night shyamalan trailer because I originally thought he was poking fun at himself and it was gonna be an ad for doritos or something; plus the I don’t even remember what for commercial (tide? it’s working) but the one with the Jason Alexander where the ad agency did a great job of writing for Jerry Seinfeld because it’s all Seinfeld right Also I didn't need six commercials for Clarice. That was the thing I remembered the most, lots of repetitive commercials. Clarice, Paramount, state farm, a way too long commercial of Anthony Anderson that I didn't get, two of the Tracy Morgan commercials that I kinda liked. At least last year's tide ones were kind of a surprise.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 03:16 |